Hour 2: I'm Not Letting That Guy Beat Me (feat. Amin Elhassan and Jonathan Zaslow)
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What are the Weekend Observations from Amin Elhassan?
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How did the Mariners-Tigers game unfold over the weekend?
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What controversial decision did Amin make in the locker room?
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How did injuries impact the Cyclones' performance?
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Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
What are the top five things colder than Justin Fields?
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How about that Mariners-Tigers game, huh? Nobody cares. Nobody cares. Too much football. Too much football.
You're finally speaking my language. I'm ashamed to admit this.
What insights were shared about the NFL's latest games?
My eyes got a little too heavy. It was an exciting night at the front. I fell asleep because of all the emotional drain that the Friday night match against Udonis Haslam's Renegades provided.
I heard that you had to make an executive decision that was very unpopular as a leader.
Dan, I got into a shouting match in the locker room with one of our players. The Undertaker. For those that aren't following this amazing season that the Cyclones are having in Battlecourt, top of the standings right now, first place, we've had so many injuries. Dan, we've had injuries to injury replacements. So we had to go into this Friday without our best player, Manu, the captain, the legend, the greatest backcourter on the planet. We needed emergency replacements, and yet we still got the dub. However, watching this match play out, Iñaki, our tremendous frontcourter, he pulled a bicep. We had the match day secured thanks to the bravery of Robin, and I made the call.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the Weekend Observations from Amin Elhassan?
0:01–0:34
2
How did the Mariners-Tigers game unfold over the weekend?
0:34–1:04
3
What controversial decision did Amin make in the locker room?
1:04–1:45
4
How did injuries impact the Cyclones' performance?
1:45–2:20
5
What are the top five things colder than Justin Fields?
2:20–2:59
6
What insights were shared about the NFL's latest games?
2:59–4:05
7
How does the team view the current state of college football?
4:05–4:44
8
What humorous moments occurred regarding a butt plug discussion?
4:44–45:36
Speakers
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