Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
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soft-talking producer of South Beach Sessions who came back in here again and argued with me now the third time during today's show that he has decided to do that he has suggested to me that a guest or two that would be important to the telling of the story properly of how it is that I was racist in New Orleans and that those guests to properly tell that story will not be available until Tuesday of next week. Tuesday of next week. What is it, Joe Biden? I don't know why this person is so busy, but this person is critical to the story having support. Or I could just tell the story now and we could be done with it because already it's got too much buildup and it's not going to live up to whatever it is you guys expect it to be.
Perhaps I should have said me. I don't know why I said Joe Biden.
It's getting a little confused here. I just signed with CAA. Did I miss something, Dan? Was this something that happened that everybody knows about and I'm in the dark in? You're in the dark. So everybody else knows.
You might want to be brought into the light because Dan's racist now.
Yeah, we pivoted while you were gone.
What is the ruling? Because for the last two days, I will preface the story this way, and just to catch Tony up, if you haven't been listening for the last two days the way that Tony hasn't been listening because he's been working too hard on his top five smells in Miami.
New father observations, too.
You have those still? I have those. Okay. So excited. How long is that segment? How much time do you need for new father observations? Probably 10 minutes. 10 minutes.
Just to give me a buffer, and then if we go fast, we go fast, we go slow, we go slow.
I got one prediction that's in there. Liquidity poop. Loop? Is that one? Maybe.
We'll see. Wait to see. All right. They're the new father observations and they have now been properly teased. The story, Stugatz, is embarrassing to me. You're telling the story. I don't know yet if I'm telling the story, but just to get Tony caught up to where it is that we are. All right. All I have told the audience, there are two things that I have promised the audience that I did not get to, and I like to keep my promises with the audience. One of them is the source on whether or not Walter Payton ran not wearing socks in the NFL, which sounds really painful and awful. Feetness. That is correct. That was, look, Tony, as if he's hearing the joke for the first time. Now you're caught up, Tony. Now you're caught up. That's it. Now you're caught up with that story. The second story is I've simply said for two days, hey, and it's been a tease, and people thought I'm teasing to keep the listeners just around to see if they hear the story. Time spent listening. It's one of the reasons our sponsors are so good, because we have uncommon listener retainings. TSL.
That is correct. And this device of teasing Dan's racist story for two days would be a good device to keep people around. I'm not doing that on purpose. We're just trying to find the guests who now are not available until next Tuesday.
That will increase retaining.
Retention is what I meant to say. Right. Thank you, Chris. You speak so well. Why don't you find that sound of you reading and see if we play it here in just moments because you were so good at finding the place where I got caught up in the air. Let's find the most embarrassing clip of you trying to read and then let's play that in a moment.
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