Hour 2: The Long Midwest Goodbye (feat. Charlie Berens)
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What does Charlie Berens think about being Midwest Nice?
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How does Charlie Berens feel about his tour in South Florida?
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What are the challenges of gambling with your grandma?
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We learn all sorts of stuff we did not know on South Beach Sessions. And this week, Chuck Todd is on the show. And I did not realize that he's somebody who just loves to gamble. He is a gambler, a big gambler. He also fancies himself a cook and has taken the challenge of will cook against Greg Cody if Greg Cody is willing to unretire because he's been complaining that all our cooking competitions are fixed. Right. And that he's never won one, even though he is a very good cook and he cares about it. And I will say it honestly, he's great at cooking, but he's lost all the cooking competitions around here. Chuck Todd, that's fun. Roy didn't want a rematch, but Chuck Todd says he makes a good turkey. Let's play one clip that you guys didn't know he was a gambler, though, right?
No. But he's got a rule when it comes to gambling that I did not know.
I will say this, I never gamble on Miami games. Because I don't want to be doubly disappointed. Really? Okay. I never gamble on hurricane games. And I refuse to do it. Will never do it. No matter how tempting, no matter how confident I am and how poorly our coach will cover spreads or anything like that.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What does Charlie Berens think about being Midwest Nice?
0:01–1:04
2
How does Charlie Berens feel about his tour in South Florida?
1:04–2:20
3
What are the challenges of gambling with your grandma?
2:20–4:01
4
How does Charlie Berens describe his childhood in a big family?
4:01–5:30
5
What insights does Charlie provide about being a people pleaser?
5:30–7:47
6
How does Charlie Berens view the differences between the Midwest and South Florida?
7:47–9:59
7
What humorous stories does Charlie share from his comedy tour?
9:59–11:02
8
What are Charlie's thoughts on the current state of sports and media?
11:02–46:37
Speakers
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