Hour 2: Top 5 Gabes and Super Bowl Horoscopes (feat. Ricky Williams)

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Why did Chris Cote almost get into a fight on the golf course?

Chris Cote 0:54
I know you've been asking yourself, where has Gabe been? I am told that Gabe is making a triumphant return here in moments. We are going to do a segment with rising new media star Gabe. He will be before Ricky Williams picks the game. Ricky Williams is asked for the first time ever. I just can't believe it. He's asked to come on the show and do something. So first we will have the opener of Gabe. and then we will go to Ricky Williams. We have to do against the spread and we have to celebrate that God bless football is about to kick ass all over the Super Bowl. For Diana Rossini to get there and be jealous of Stugatz's setup, that's not a normal thing. I wanted to, before I go any further, though, I've been negligent in not doing this.
Chris Cote 1:35
The Cody's have gone with some employees here as a ritual of real bonding and trust. They've gone golfing with Taylor and others. And thank you, by the way, Izzy, for stepping in for David Sampson. David Sampson had to step out to do something with Danny Cannell. That'll be a likable conversation.
Izzy 1:52
You're welcome.
Chris Cote 1:53
Greg Cody and Chris Cody going with Taylor golfing. What happened here? Because I was told that Greg Cody almost got into a fight. Well, no, actually. There's two things here. I played a prank on my dad that we can get to. I actually, and my dad is part of this, I technically almost got into a fight. Let me tell the story here. So in golf, one of the worst things you can do is hit the ball up onto the group that's in front of you. So we were on a par five. I'm 250 yards away. That's a long way to hit the ball. There's a group on the green. I mean, hold on a second. Hold on.
Dan Le Batard 2:29
I'm just trying to give a little context on why I did it.
Chris Cote 2:32
Was it necessary? No, no, no. I'm saying I was 250. I didn't say the ball I hit.
Dan Le Batard 2:36
You're teeing off?
Chris Cote 2:37
No, no. I'm in the fairway on a par 5, and there's 250 to get to the green.
Dan Le Batard 2:41
How far did your drive go?
Chris Cote 2:42
It was like a 400. Probably like 280. 280 drive.
Dan Le Batard 2:44
That's a long par 5.
Chris Cote 2:45
There's the look at me, Louie. Is that the longest hole on the course?
Dan Le Batard 2:48
I'm trying to give context.
Chris Cote 2:49
It was a very long hole on the course. This is a par five. I'm trying to reach in two. I'm hitting the three wood off the deck. All right.
Dan Le Batard 2:55
Is this like a straight shot or are you going like a... Straight shot.
Chris Cote 2:58
No dog leg here.
Dan Le Batard 2:59
No dog leg.
Chris Cote 3:00
So I need to hit the shot of my life to reach the green. Most of the time, I'm going to come up 20, 30 yards short here.
Dan Le Batard 3:05
Are you hitting a hybrid or like a five iron?
Chris Cote 3:07
I'm hitting a three-wood. Oh, okay. So it's basically, I can wait. This has been a slow round. A lot of waiting. I can wait to let those guys move. Chances are, I'm not going to hit them. So you know what? I'm going to speed this up. I'm going to hit. What do I do? I hit the shot of my life. I'm going to say it. I nut it. I nutted this golf ball. As soon as I hit it, you can ask Taylor. I said, oh, shit. Because I was just like, I got it. And, you know. There are two ways to run it up on people. You can land it 20 yards and it rolls into there. That's not as, you know, no one's really going to get hurt there. Or there's... And the ball like lands and you're like, holy shit, I almost just died. That's what happened. It landed on the green.
Chris Cote 3:45
So I am like, I'm throwing up the international sign for holy shit, I'm so sorry. I don't believe that's the international sign for that. I think that's just a guy being held up at gunpoint. You've got your arms over your head. It was like I was doing the thing where I grabbed my chest, arms up, chest, arms up from 250 yards away. That's the sign for both my arms, both my arms, not just one. So the guy, this is where the aggression comes in. The guy's reaction on the green, he's like a young guy my age, you know, looks like a tough guy. He grabs the ball, just chucks it into the water. Oh no. What? He takes the ball.

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