Jason Benetti And The Dap Heard Around The World | Hour 1
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This is in honor of what just happened in the last segment where Zaz, who's been following all the soccer, was taken aback by the fact that, ah, Spain hasn't allowed a goal because we're so obsessed with stars and offense that we did not know that dating back to the 2022 World Cup, Spain is now the first team in World Cup history, six consecutive, we don't allow goals. You're not going to beat us because no one is going to score on us. That's so good. It's pretty good, yeah. It's never been done before. They've been playing soccer a long time, been doing the World Cup a long time. A lot of goals have been scored, not as many as Americans would like. But yeah, Spain's pretty good at not allowing you to score goals.
Thank you, Papi. I appreciate all the support there. Let's go back to David Lee Roth and the secondhand cringe that Zazlo hates. Now, Zaz, I'm warning you. Let's keep a Zaz cam here because Zaz says he feels terrible shame and embarrassment on behalf of others. And I believe this video is... is going to make him feel shame and embarrassment for David Lee Roth.
I get bad secondhand embarrassment.
Give me a Zazz. Give me a close-up. Give me a Zazz cam. Give me something that really digs in on Zazz here, because I'm wincing just as I see this up. So this is the context. It's a Las Vegas hotel, and... We have video of this? Listen to me.
We pick up right before the door opens.
Zazz, what did you say? You said that on a flight somewhere you were trying to hide because of Tim Robinson's comedy?
Oh, my God. I watched on a flight to London. I watched the movie Friendship with Tim Robin. What's his name again? Tim Robinson. Tim Robinson and Paul Rudd. And I... I was so uncomfortable watching the movie, I had to press pause for a moment and just walk up and down the aisle a couple times.
Okay, so this is the context you need. Mike, help me. This is David Lee Roth in his 60s looking dapper. It's a Las Vegas hallway, and he is looking like you would dress in a 1920-era depression saloon where you're a gangster. It's gray. It's a vest. He's feeling good about himself. He always does. He's a rock star. He's David Lee Roth.
And he hears— It is a Peaky Blinder-type outfit.
Yeah. Thank you. I could have said it in those words, and it would have been much quicker. I also had to Google Peaky Blinders. It's been a minute. So the alleyway, though, here to this, the hallway, is a Las Vegas hallway with all of the sadness that connotes, okay? Just doors and doors, endless doors. There's no one on this hallway except the ghost of David Lee Roth, who hears Van Halen in one of the rooms, and there's some kids in there, and won't they be excited? to meet the lead singer of Van Halen. Here it is.
We heard some Van Halen here and my name's David Lee Roth and I'm right across the hallway. We're on our way to EDC, but the fellas here were coming down the hallway and they said, shit, we heard some Van Halen and I said, no, shit. So we're your neighbors, guys. We're off to EDC. And we heard one of the fellas said, I heard some Van Halen shit through the doorway. So I am Van Halen. Outstanding. Fellas, my pleasure. Have a great night. Enjoy the Vegas State. Small, tiny world. Apologize now. No, don't. They don't know who he is.
They thought it was a noise complaint.
Yeah, they don't know who he is.
Why is the commissioner of the monster Big 12 at our door? It does look like a Yormar. I mean, he has to introduce when he opens the door, I'm David Lee Roth. Well, eventually he just went to I'm Van Halen because they didn't know who David Lee Roth was. That's my favorite part.
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Chapters
5 chapters
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–4:34
2
What happened in the David Lee Roth Las Vegas hallway video that caused secondhand embarrassment?
4:34–8:34
3
Why do hosts compare David Lee Roth's hallway knock to Peaky Blinders and viral memes?
8:34–38:56
4
How did the conversation shift to the surprising rise of the Miami Marlins?
38:56–40:54
5
What evidence do they cite for the Marlins' unexpected success and roster strategy?
40:54–45:57
Speakers
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