Jeff Berardelli Answers Dan's El Niño Questions | Hour 3
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Summer is pretty much my favorite time to be a sports fan. The biggest soccer tournament of the summer just wrapped up. Baseball's on every night. Racing never takes a weekend off. And my calendar basically revolves around first pitches, green flags, and whatever game everybody's texting about. I realized I'm the MVP of my group. I'm always the friend that says, hey, I've got it. I've got a place. I've got some ice cold Miller lights. I got the TV. I got a big, comfy blue leather couch. Come on over. That's the behavior of a Miller time MVP. I almost never watch the big ones alone. I'd much rather be with my friends. And if I am alone, we're texting. We're sipping on our Miller Lights, toasting the day, toasting the big games.
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We're all gonna die There's a parasite in my salad Diarrhea up to my eyes Let's turn on the news and find out how we're gonna die The Red Sox beat the Orioles last night. They came back to beat the Orioles, the Yankees. I don't know if you have seen what's happening with Aaron Judge, but they say as part of his rehab, he can't use any of his upper body. Just as part of how he's rehabbing, there's nothing that he can do with his upper body as the Yankees are trying to hold off the Red Sox that have now, I think they're 21-2 in the last three weeks. They won 13 or 14? 14 now. 14 in a row and swamped the Rays in a four game series who have been ahead of them all season. I don't even know what an injury has to be for the, I thought he was gonna be back already and I don't know how it is he gets back when part of his rehab over the second half of the season is he can't use the upper half of his body.
What's he gonna do, become a soccer player?
He's older. The whole thing is so weird because everyone anticipated that he would be back sooner. And now it just seems like they're drifting without him. And the American League is terrible. Like the Rays are good, but even they've played OK over the last month or so. The American League is not good. This was a year that the Yankees theoretically could coast to the World Series. And without our judge, they're average at best as a team.
Yeah, I see that the Pirates are hitting home runs all over the place.
Damoshek's talking so much shit.
Yeah, but the Yankees, though, are wounded and hurting. And their best player, who's super important, is older than Jonas Valanciunas.
I mean, he's an older guy. This is how it happens at this age. He's older than Jonas Valanciunas.
Some people are sending me because obviously the media people in my life are noticing what is happening to the industry when Ryan Clark is being fired during a show yesterday. NFL Live won a couple of sports Emmys while Ryan Clark was there. He does the show with Arlovsky, Marcus Spears, Mina, and Laura Rutledge. And some people are going through the voyeuristic... macabre joy of watching how Mina appeared to be rattled in the segment after what happened. They're going through the footage and noticing that Mina looked rattled because it's not unlike if, We're out somewhere, our group, and all of a sudden I see Tony taken off by a shark. Like, we're just sitting there. Damn. We're all together, and I'm expected to do the show where we're just hanging out, but a shark emerged from behind you like Samuel Jackson in Deep Blue Sea.
You know, big surprise, a shark takes you out. I haven't seen the footage of that, but it is a perilous time. It is a perilous time in media because the great supplier of jobs is under duress.
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