Local Hour: BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (feat. Chris Wittyngham)
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Why is the Local Hour rated 4.5 out of 5 slurps?
Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here? Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up. Well, I do know that to be true, but even during ad reads, like... Cuervo. I think he could lay out, especially for one of our great partners. Sweet, delicious Cuervo. Since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots.
Cuervo. Cuervo.
Shadow Show. Shadow Show. Shadow Show. Shadow Show. Shadow Show. Shadow Show. Shadow Show. Shadowin' it.
Shadowin' it.
How does chaos affect the show's production?
I mean, the shadow show is going on right now while you're getting makeup, and that's the spirit of the shadow show. I just want you to know that we're on the air because you were yammering as if you didn't know that things had started around here. I didn't. And we've got a chaotic situation this morning because... In an overcrowded Miami, there's been a number of accidents. And so a few people have not been able to get in. The pirate ship is in battered waters right now. And Jeremy, the entire time, is running in and out of the room in a panic, singing a song at the top of his lungs that no one else is singing with him.
That's right. Yeah, it's great. I'm really excited to get this one to you guys at some point, but that's kind of the environment here. Most mornings I'm showing up after taking about an hour and 45 minutes to drive in. Like this morning, I left my house at 635. I got here at 825. And then I'm running back and forth between studios trying to sing songs. God bless football's happening in the other studio. I had to come into Studio A. I had to tell our director to stop testing audio because I needed to sing from several different distances from a microphone.
Yeah. So, I mean, that's the kind of professionalism he's bringing to work in the morning while you don't know that we're on air because you're yammering with Jess, the makeup artist. I wouldn't call it a lack of professionalism. No one said, all right, we're on air in three. Well, they were saying that in my headset. You were wearing headsets as well.
No, he didn't. I don't think your headphones were on. He did do something very considerate this morning, though. He did laundry for everybody.
like there's these blankets and jackets that people use because this the studio fluctuates a little bit but sometimes it's very cold and amin made the observation like no one's washed these things in several years ever not not to not just not the all the human secretions that have been on all those things but also willow just going around rubbing her ass on everything
And you guys are wrapping yourselves up. I think that's a bit incriminating to Willow. She's not here to defend herself. She's got a surrogate. Jess had me jealous last night. And I have not said this of the Knicks in 15 years. But Jess got to experience one of the most joyous things, which is to be awoken by the double bang.
This West Coast trip is killing me.
At what age did you guys check out on West Coast games because you couldn't make it through regular season, you know, a Tuesday night, 1030 to 130, even if it means Bridges is going to hit a ridiculous game winner to beat Portland?
I think after I had a child. It was just West Coast trips where we're out. It's Willow. I also picked a terrible time to leave a bar two nights ago because the Panthers lost to the Bruins. I was at the hockey bar, and the very next game was the Pacers-Bucks. And I saw the Pacers were managing the end of the game. I'm like, all right, I'm going to leave. I left right before the Halliburton four-point play. Oh, man. It's just a miscalculation on that part. I don't know ball. Look, it's accurate. I'm not an NBA fan. I'm a Miami Heat fan. It just is what it is. And if the Miami Heat aren't good, I'll say bad things about the sport that I won't watch, and it probably infuriates people that actually know ball.
That being said, I'm seven for my last seven betting in the association without having watched a second of it.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
Why is the Local Hour rated 4.5 out of 5 slurps?
0:12–1:01
2
How does chaos affect the show's production?
1:01–4:16
3
What are the challenges of watching West Coast games?
4:16–9:32
4
How does Thibodeau's coaching style impact the Knicks?
9:32–25:04
5
How are conference realignments affecting college sports?
25:04–26:22
6
What are the implications of NIL on college athletes?
26:22–27:50
7
Why was the Kansas vs. Minnesota baseball game unusual?
27:50–55:53
Speakers
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