Chapter 1: Is Tua too comfortable discussing his limitations?
Chris Cody, I'm going to need your help here some. This chair that Zaslow sits in has a way of making people stronger and more confident. And so he just blew a whole bunch of breakfast breath in my face.
Oh, that's so embarrassing.
With the take that he had yesterday, which I heard on air, but he's still asking me off air, how is Miami minus seven and a half against the Gators not free money? What am I missing?
The Hurricanes often hurricane. This team is different. They look different. What am I missing? They always do until they don't, you know? The Gators lost to the team that the Canes just beat by 37.
I worry about Georgia Tech. I don't worry about Florida. because Florida may have something close to the athletes that Miami does, but I don't expect Cristobal to Cristobal in this one because he didn't Cristobal when they went up to the Gators with what seemed to me a better team the Gators had last year.
But that's not how Cristobaling works. Crystal balling doesn't work against teams that are tight. It's against teams that you should win easily, that then you're like, oh, how did this happen? It's inexplicable, not explicable. Thank you. Tony gets it.
Okay, and Tony does get it, and you get it as well, but this isn't the team program atmosphere culture that lost to Middle Tennessee State. Yeah, no, it never is. But this is not, is it not a team that you're watching through the first two games and you're like, okay, that is physically strong and fast everywhere. And I'm not looking at a lot of teams and seeing that.
And in the first two games, like I know the Notre Dame game was close, but it should not have been. And that's crystal ball, crystal balling. But they won anyway. They looked physically stronger and faster than Notre Dame. I'm not wrong there, right? The game was ā they had a two-touchdown lead and should have expanded upon it and then did what they can do.
I've told you before, as stunning a result as I've seen was Mario Cristobal with the team he had in Oregon losing a game to Stanford that I'm sitting there watching it and I'm like, I don't understand how this just happened. Stanford at the end of the game didn't have anything. Cristobal. Yeah.
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Chapter 2: Why do we often reference Moneyball in sports discussions?
Because it wasn't that long ago that the Dolphins went to the Bills in a playoff game with their third string quarterback and almost won the game. And since then, they're 8-14. That's fast how that happened. Because to go from Prodigy to Rex Ryan's on television calling you nerd boy as if he's the cool one.
Rex Ryan, comfortable calling you nerd boy, creates a visceral reaction around this person. That is polarizing and poisoned because the lack of trust that the fan base right now has in its leadership makes the Dolphins the only loud laughingstock like this early in the season that is surrounded by flying planes, booing, and the expectation that the coach is going to be fired.
We did wonder aloud once Mike McDaniel showed up in the town, and he was a breath of fresh air. You don't necessarily hear head coaches talk like that for a reason. Because we wondered aloud, like, well, how does this look if they run into adversity? How does this approach work if they struggle? And I think we now know it doesn't help matters.
When he's out there in front of a microphone searching for the words, it gives off bumbling confusion over your head rather than, wow, what a breath of fresh air.
Step into the micro and say, today's a great day because we're one step closer to death.
does that mean yeah it's fine if you're three you know yeah it's it's funny and refreshing if it's three and oh but if you're oh and three it it it screams this guy should not be leading a football team it's also like not that quick of a hook if they get rid of him after this year brandon staley didn't last this long with the chargers and he was also viewed as like the next you know up and coming genius four years a long time like this is year four yeah long time
The thing that bothers people a lot, though, you guys have heard me say this before, that in sports, the greatest crime, if you want, you know, outside of real crimes, the greatest optical crime, public relations crime is thinking that you're better than everyone else or giving off something that seems like unearned arrogance. We don't mind so much when the arrogance is earned.
It might bother us, but you'll beat the respect out of us if the arrogance is earned. But Staley and McDaniel suffer from the same thing. It's film room guy who's there for 12 hours doesn't like when new young toddler comes in and thinks he can scheme everyone to death because he's smarter than they are. Charlie Weiss endured this at Notre Dame.
He goes from Belichick side to Notre Dame and in his first press conference, he says, I have a significant schematic advantage. And then they gave him a giant contract. They might still be paying that. I think it was a giant contract for Charlie Weiss that they paid long after Charlie Weiss was gone.
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Chapter 3: What makes the Miami vs. Florida rivalry significant?
What does that computer say? I don't care about that. People are enjoying what's happening here with the Dolphins. Rex Ryan calling him nerd boy because a football coach is supposed to be the guy who curses a lot and then says, let's go get a snack. And it's just violence and caveman grunting. And when you ask John Gruden about, hey, your math seems wrong on fourth down and he says,
What do those computer guys know about making a call on fourth down? I feel the game in my gut. That's what's happening around this coach. People are enjoying laughing at him because, oh, you didn't actually have any advantages with all your analytics and your scheming.
Can I ask you a question? Why do people still invoke Moneyball? As if they were any kind of successful. First off, the movie's all about Scott Hatterberg and not one of the greatest pitching staffs in the 21st century. It's like they made a movie about the Wildcat. Same exact level of success. Oh, we found this incredible thing where Ronnie Brown takes a snap and we don't win jack shit with it.
Can we stop talking about Moneyball?
Chapter 4: How do injuries impact a team's performance in college football?
Well, I would say that the reason that we talk about it is because, not unlike the Tampa Bay Rays, who have also not won anything, they found a way to compete with less money with the teams that had the $100 and $200 million money advantage.
Right, but can we make a movie about how they got good draft picks and picked good pitchers? Can we at least agree that it's ridiculous that not once in that movie were Zito, Hudson, or Mulder mentioned? They had Jason Giambi. They were really bad. It's not about necessarily winning within the margins. It's about the sport rewards the bad teams with good draft picks, and they draft well.
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Chapter 5: What is the current state of the Dolphins under Mike McDaniel?
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Don Levitard. I went in the margins. I'm like, I'm like your money ball of sex. I'm basically Scott Hatterberg. A lot of walks. Stugatz. A lot of walks, but I'm on base. When it comes to sex, I'm Scott Hatterberg. Other dudes, they can be Giambi.
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That's part of it, but I would say that in a salary cap sport like football, you want to have the management team that knows how to find inefficiencies better than the other management teams. And it's one of the places, if you're going to make the money equal, which it's equal, Tua has how much guaranteed? It's 160 what million? 167 million.
So if you're going to make the money equal and if you can't actually overcome, oh, if you miss on Deshaun Watson, you're done. Like if you give that kind of guaranteed money, if that's the mistake you make, it's going to set you back for years. We're spending so much time these days talking in football about what guys make and who's the highest paid offensive lineman, et cetera, et cetera.
We're doing a lot of money talk. So what we had that excited us with McDaniel when they were scoring 70 points is, Oh my God, they figured something out. And then I can make the criticism, you just made a money ball. What'd they figure out? They got Tyreek Hill. They got the fastest player.
Of course they score 70 points in a game and would have broken the record if they, you know, I think McDaniel didn't even go for a field goal late in that game or they would have broken the record for points in a game.
But that game wasn't even just Tyreek Hill. That was Devon Achan's coming out party. We're like, oh my God, it's more than just Mostert. We have reinforcements. This team is fast, and it's young, and there's depth here that they can continue with this offense. If someone goes down, they can keep reloading here.
This is interesting, though, to me, as the Eagles now fight back pridefully. Really, you're going to change the rules because we do something that can't be stopped? The Dolphins, as a study... were trying to win the game by scheming and being faster than you and looked faster. And as soon as it got to the playoffs, we're all like, yeah, fast but soft.
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Chapter 6: How does the team's culture affect their performance?
You could point to that as ground zero. He does that to everyone. If you squinted that night, Dan. You. That game is where the dissent started. And it happened pretty quickly. I do want to, before we get to UM and UF, though, just examine the glee around the downfall. Because when Rex Ryan is on television calling you nerd boy, that is not a level of disrespect.
Like, he's talkative and he's outspoken. That's not a level of disrespect that he ever gives another head coach.
When he wants the job, he kind of goes after them. He's done this before. He was pretty hard on Brandon Staley. When he sees a job that he might get, he goes after them.
He's pretty good at speaking, too. And I think Billy was right in invoking Brandon Staley because it's an affront to not just football people, but you watching at home. Brandon Staley literally cost his team a playoff opportunity because he thought he was smarter than everybody else and everyone's just applying conventional wisdom.
So I do think that people do relish in these people struggling because they gave off, I'm smarter than you. The other thing, too, is some guys are just built to be coordinators, right? Staley, B-Flow.
Maybe Mike McDaniel's not a CEO, head of the company kind of guy. Spagnuolo, not a head coach, amazing coordinator. All of the guys are there.
Wade Phillips is like the all-time guy, right? Yeah, you know why I don't agree with that? It's because I remember when Belichick was only a coordinator. Everyone said that about Belichick. They were right.
They were right. I think they're right. He got Tom Brady. Yeah, I think they're right. And look at him without him. Do you watch that game against TCU?
I would argue that very often we make these assessments over here and the sport hasn't quite been taken over by all of the schemers and analytics guys. But you're not going to convince me that Sirianni is a great deal smarter than the other people he's coaching against. And certainly not Andy Reid. You're just not going to convince me of it. You're not going to.
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Chapter 7: What challenges does Tua face in his role as quarterback?
He's still a nice guy. I think Larry Coker did not. Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Has Larry Coker recently embraced the devil? I don't know why Billy did that.
Well, because you said he used to be a Greek Orthodox. Whatever. I was trying to cover for Mike because he's not dead. So when you said he used to be, how did he used to be? Did he die? No, he didn't die. He just, you know, embraced the devil. He's no longer Greek Orthodox. Brian Flores, maybe coordinator juice. Listen, I'm going to come right out and say it. I don't know that for a fact.
In fact, I may have invented that. Just for entertainment purposes. I don't know his stance on the devil. Probably anti-devil.
Very anti-devil. From my limited engagements with the man.
Now, if you're a pro-devil, like, whatever, that's you. No judgment here. But I don't think that's... I would judge someone who's pro-devil. Really? Yeah.
Why?
Put that on me. I'll judge the hell out of you if you're pro-devil. Why is that? Because the devil sucks, man! How do you know? I... Believe me, I know. Have you ever met anyone that you're like, you know what? I heard really bad things about this person. They're not that bad. Look, I know it's Wild Billy Wednesday. You're going to start this shit here? You're going to defend the devil?
No, I'm not defending the devil. I'm just saying I don't know the devil personally. So I don't want to judge or judge others that may have a more intimate relationship with the devil.
He's already been judged. You don't want to judge the devil? I feel like that's an okay one to judge, even if you want to be nonjudgmental.
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Chapter 8: How do coaching styles influence player performance?
Well, great college quarterbacks.
NFL quarterbacks. Number one draft picks. That's why I said right now. But, I mean, Trevor Lawrence was a true freshman. Those are not terrible quarterbacks. Those are great college quarterbacks. Trevor Lawrence has never looked better than he did. with Dabo as a freshman. Never looked better.
I've been doing this too long if we're going to take number one draft picks and say that they're terrible college quarterbacks.
Have you not watched Chuck Lawrence? They're ass right now. They're ass right now. Dabo absolutely should get a lifetime contract from that. Go ahead. Let that get away. Alabama will be the first phone call that he gets. And with that support system, he'll get that train moving again.
I think if Trevor Lawrence went back to Clemson today, he would light up college football.
That's true. When you say their ass, I believe that the ass gets a bad rap here. I believe that the ass is a very functional thing. There's some good ass. There's a lot of good ass.
They're the badass. You want to fight me on Trevor Lawrence and Deshaun Watson being ass presently? They are ass. Ass ass.
I am fighting you on ass as an insult. The ass is necessary. There are many fine asses. And the way that you guys are describing this right now, and trust me, I had Jacksonville on the Moneyline Sunday. So when he dropped back to pass, what I saw was a body with an ass on top with a face mask. There was an ass on his head.
He was wearing number seven, Dan.
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