Local Hour: Celebrating Miami Making The CFP!

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What are the implications of Inter Miami's upcoming game against the Vancouver Whitecaps?

Unknown 0:01
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Smirnoff!
Unknown 0:11
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Me.
Unknown 0:49
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Dan Le Batard 1:18
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Unknown 1:55
Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule.
Greg Cody 2:18
Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Chris Cody 2:20
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold.
Unknown 2:30
Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York. Chris, did your father get lost on the way to the office again today?
Chris Cody 2:45
Where is he? It seems so. He's here. He's getting makeup, but it was a rush. The traffic seemed to get him today.
Unknown 2:51
Oh, he's coming in snarling. He just came in. He's coming in snarling late again. I'm saying at this point, what is the problem? What is the anger at whom?

How do Miami fans feel about the college football playoff rankings?

Unknown 3:03
I don't know. Traffic. What is the percentage of times as though that you would guess that Cody, since you've been around, is on time? What percentage?
Dan Le Batard 3:14
I would say 20 percent. One out of five. 90 percent.
Unknown 3:19
I really don't understand what happened. I got a word on a text that you were going to be here at 8.10 in the morning, and then you're just walking in right now. A couple wrong turns. 50 minutes after that. So do you have any excuses, explanations? Why did you text us that you were going to be in at 8.10? What are you smiling about now? I mean, I texted, my initial estimate was 8.16.
Chris Cody 3:47
This to me feels exactly like the PFPI controversy from yesterday. Whereas maybe the traffic is mostly to blame, but there's a little look in the mirror of like, maybe I should leave a little earlier. There's got to be a smidgen of blame to go to him.

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