Local Hour: Chuckle F*** Joins The Show (feat. Chuckle F***)

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What are the consequences of losing a fantasy football week?

Dan Le Batard 0:00
Coming off a losing fantasy week, that means you're one week closer to losing your league. That's stressful, which can lead to nighttime teeth grinding. Dentek wants to prevent teeth grinding and has raised the fantasy stakes with a once-in-a-lifetime punishment.
Jonathan Zaslow 0:17
Keep an eye out for the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal at the NFL Pro Bowl. or on Dentek.com slash ultimate punishment.
Dan Le Batard 0:27
If you're still feeling fantasy stress, try a Dentek nighttime dental guard to protect your teeth. Available at all major retailers.
Unknown 0:38
All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff!

How can Dentek help with fantasy football stress?

Unknown 0:45
Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff. Smirnoff! Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff! Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May.
Smirnoff!
Unknown 1:12
Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win Alaylee May's one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Smirnoff!
Unknown 1:26
That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retail. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age.

What are the unique features of Smirnoff's game day fit campaign?

Jonathan Zaslow 1:44
Smirnoff. No purchase necessary. Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website.
Bob Wischusen 1:55
Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.
Jonathan Zaslow 2:04
Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else.
Unknown 2:11
Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule.
Bob Wischusen 2:18
Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Jonathan Zaslow 2:20
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it.
Unknown 2:32
Drink responsibly.
Bob Wischusen 2:33
Jagermeister Liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
Unknown 2:40
Is Craig Minervini a local legend? Ooh. He's been around a long time. Yes. Whoa.
Bob Wischusen 2:48
Yes.
Unknown 2:49
That one's not even close. He's been around a long time. He might be first ballot.
Bob Wischusen 2:53
First ballot? He is the pre- and post-game host for multiple teams in this market.
Dan Le Batard 2:59
NBC TV for a little while.
Bob Wischusen 3:01
And who can forget Craig DeGeorge.
Unknown 3:05
He was for a while as a wrestling announcer. He went by the pseudonym Craig DeGeorge. That's a great call by you. Tommy Tighe. Tommy Tighe.
Jonathan Zaslow 3:19
Yes. That was a swore if you didn't think I was going to go in that direction.
Unknown 3:24
He can confirm you threw trash at me that day. OJ McDuffie.
Jonathan Zaslow 3:29
Yes. Mr. Third Down. Yes. Mr. Quarterdeck and Davey. Once set the Dolphin record for receptions, yes.
Unknown 3:36
Wait, he beat you for that title?
Jonathan Zaslow 3:38
I know. That is my quarterdeck right near the Panthers Arena, but I see... It's gotten to the point where I'm not impressed by O.J. McDuffie anymore. I see him there so much. Did you have a ladder match to settle this? There was a time, though, when every time I'd see him, I'd be like, hey, there's O.J. McDuffie. But now it's just so regular. I mean, just... We fist bump. I produced Craig Minervini's radio show as my first job in local radio. I would call you for midday trivia.

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