The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Chuckle F*** Joins The Show (feat. Chuckle F***)
26 Nov 2025
Chapter 1: What are the consequences of losing a fantasy football week?
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All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff!
Chapter 2: How can Dentek help with fantasy football stress?
Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff. Smirnoff! Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff!
Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May.
Smirnoff!
Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win Alaylee May's one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Smirnoff!
That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retail. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age.
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Chapter 3: What are the unique features of Smirnoff's game day fit campaign?
Smirnoff. No purchase necessary. Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website.
Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.
Always drink your JƤgermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else.
Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule.
Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it.
Drink responsibly.
Jagermeister Liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
Is Craig Minervini a local legend? Ooh. He's been around a long time. Yes. Whoa.
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Chapter 4: Is Craig Minervini considered a local legend?
This is not anti-Jessica Blaylock. Do you know Ball? I love Jessica Blaylock.
Gary Abar is insane. Solid as they come. He's a saint. Come on. Michelle Kaufman has been in this market for as long as Ira Wenderman.
Well, if you lose connection on the ISDN, you're not calling Michelle Kaufman. We love Jessica around here.
You're not calling Jessica Blaylock either.
Exactly. I'm calling one person and one person only. Maybe two. I call Tree. Where is the backup coupler Gary Abar?
Andy Slater. Andy Slater. No. Woo. Medellin legend. Woo. Kelly Sacco. No. Damien Amendola. Damien Amendola. Yeah.
Amendola.
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast. All right, it's turkey time, Greg.
Uh-oh.
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of Miami's ranking in college football?
We'll get some reinforcements back at some point, but until then, we've got to hold down the fort. I thought our defense could have smiled in the face of adversity better.
You know me, I kind of call plays for players. You get a hat on a hat. And he's going to find it. Pissed off. We got a bad taste in our mouth the last two weeks, and we should be. He's not in the perfect shape. You don't play team's records in this league.
There's always improvements to be made by our players, and some you can see, some you can't see. Any number of plays could have changed the outcome of the game, and that's why we just got to live every down singularly.
Wasn't. perfect by any means, but it was, I would say, just enough. You can enjoy it for a couple hours, but really today's Wednesday in our world.
This is the NFL, so this is what happens when you play a 17-game season. There's no silver lining in losing. You always feel multiple emotions after a game, but winning is what matters.
I'll take that win. It's a good win. You can't win the game in the first quarter, second, third, but you win the game in the fourth quarter, man. The one positive on that was the guys kept going, kept punching. Let's stay humble. Let's stay in the moment. Let's continue to lean into our preparation. Donovan Jackson, I believe, also had an ankle and a foot.
Ultimately, didn't do enough all three phases to win the game.
We're not going to apologize for winning around here. It's tight when it's good on good, particularly when you're in a hostile environment.
It's just like anything else. He's a fine wine. He's just getting better with age. Yeah, you like that one.
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Chapter 6: How does the discussion about local legends evolve during the episode?
Very harsh. Just asinine, the way he tries to sneak into the show. We've got to get a standard around here that gets protected.
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It's the holiday season and the 50th anniversary of Miller Lite. The holiday is all about spending time with friends and family. Why don't you sit back and toast a few Miller Lites? Make your holiday time tis Miller time. And with the 50th anniversary of Miller Lite, you get to remember and reflect on all the good times that you had with your trusty buddy by your side, Miller Lite.
Brewed for flavor with simple ingredients like malted barley, rich, balanced toffee notes, and that iconic golden color. And at 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces, it lets you enjoy the season without weighing you down. The original light beer since 1975 and still hitting different 50 years later. The best holiday beers are the ones you don't expect. Miller Lite. Great taste. 96 calories.
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Chapter 7: What humorous comparisons are made regarding Australian culture?
Well, you don't get credit for those wins just because they're at the start of the season? I'm with all of that. But this is my talk show host coming out and me. Oh, I miss him. That's why you're a local legend. Sir, sir, sir, I dare say, I dare say, and this is a compliment, though it may sound like an insult, that Bob Waschusen was better at sports radio than he is at even play-by-play.
No, he's the best hockey play-by-play guy.
This is no slight on his play-by-play. You just watch it on mute. No. You guys don't know Young was choosing as a sports radio host. The arguments that this man would make that he now mutes on television on behalf of the public snowflakes that doesn't want opinions with their play-by-play guy.
Bob, yes or no, Bob, if you had chosen that as the path, you would have been better for, if you'd done 30 years of that instead of play-by-play, you would have been better as a sports radio talk show host than you are at play-by-play. I mean, I like yelling at people. I enjoy that. And you're annoyed you came in spicy. Like, you came in spicy. I mean, I do have to. I mean, we yelled at him.
Yeah, I mean, Bob's like, all right, Mike, we're friendly, but we're not that friendly.
We're friendly enough where, like, to me, again, I should be fonted right now with the nickname. Like, to me, the nickname is, it encapsulates me.
I think that nickname's perfect. Our video team's trying to keep up with all the F words. That's where they're at right now.
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Chapter 8: What did Chuckle F*** contribute to the conversation about sports broadcasting?
See you later. You hate minorities?
I'm the one with Hector. See you later, Wishuzen. Good talking to you.
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