Local Hour: First Fake.. That's Crazy

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Dan Le Batard 0:01
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Chris Cote 2:11
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Dan Le Batard 2:19
I would like to understand, because I've been asking Andrew Hawkins here for a while, to please teach me how to be a boss. I don't know how to be a boss. I don't understand how to be a boss. I've got a media company in Miami. Those are difficult. Not many of those ever. It's a little bit hard. Please teach me how to be a boss. And I'm listening to Trevor Noah and Josh Johnson talk about the boss should be voted by employee vote. And I'm thinking I might want to do that around here. Is that a good idea or a bad idea to make the boss someone who would be the boss is going to end up winning that.
Amin Elhassan 2:57
So probably a big mistake. Josh Johnson, the former Marlins pitcher.
Andrew Hawkins 3:01
Trevor Noah, the backup quarterback for the Ravens. I think he's talking about America's.
Dan Le Batard 3:06
Three Americas, actually. It's the Daily Show, guys. I wanted to talk to you about what's going on in Buffalo this weekend because it's one of these seismic epic games before they get really seismic and epic. And I'm guessing most people listening to this, nobody wants Houston to win. Because you want the next round to like Houston is the team everybody in America wants to lose. Get out of here. We want to see the big boys play and don't don't sneak up on somebody and make this not about the Chiefs and that the Ravens or or, you know, the Ravens or the Bills have to go through the Chiefs to get past the Chiefs.
Amin Elhassan 3:43
It's the Royal Rumble before WrestleMania. The winner of the Royal Rumble gets to punch his ticket to the main event of WrestleMania, but oftentimes Royal Rumble is better and more exciting than the main event of WrestleMania. That's what's happening. The Ravens and Bills battling for a shot to finish their story and go through the guy that has been standing in their way for the last few years.
Andrew Hawkins 4:05
Damn, that's good. That's it. I mean, the games might get worse as you get to the Super Bowl. We might be less interested every round. Well, but it is possible.
Dan Le Batard 4:13
But it is possible, given that football, maximum footballs, it always surprises us. The Super Bowl used to stink. It used to be terrible. Now everything builds up to the moment where we're like, oh, the football gets real this weekend. Everyone's in agreement. Like, oh, there's no one sneaking in here. Like, get Tamp out of here. Get some of these people out of here.
Amin Elhassan 4:32
Oh, don't get Tamp out of here.
Dan Le Batard 4:34
You guys understand what I'm saying. The point that I want to get to, though, because I find this all to be an imperfect measurement. I don't know whether Buffalo's better than Baltimore. I don't know. They both seem really, really good. But now you're putting it in the snow. And now it's a real field temperature of negative three. And I'm like, that's not how I want football to be played.

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