Local Hour: Greg Cote's Top 5 Marches
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But then we started the show. I heard the countdown. And so we never got to it.
Well, I had mentioned that in the ball section, one of the five, spoiler alert, was sports balls.
Do you want to tell people what the ball segment of your podcast is? I know that your narcissism is such that you think that everything you know is something everyone else knows and everything you say is something that everyone else has heard.
Yeah, on my podcast, it's a March Madness celebration in which we don't talk about college basketball at all. But I have my Mount Gregmore, which is a top five, a final five in the categories marches, brackets, baskets and balls. And in the balls section, unavoidably, one of the top five was sports balls, just sports balls in general. And so Christopher asked me, what's your favorite sports ball? And I mentioned that for many years of my life, it was a tennis ball because I played a lot of tennis. I love tennis. I was pretty good at it, I thought. And then I casually mentioned that you and I used to play. But I couldn't remember how often we played. Like I said, we used to play regularly. I know we played several times, but I couldn't remember whether it was how periodic it was or anything like that. So
And he claims, even though Dan has how many years younger? He claims you guys were even. That it was like, if you played 50 times, you won 25 and 25.
I would say that's actually pretty close to true. But keep in mind, I believe that I have this right when I say he had played tennis before and I had not. I was playing tennis for the first time in my life. It's not something I'd ever taken up.
Yeah.
We were roughly even, and I hated his drop shots.
Oh, man.
Because it was annoying. But you'd been someone who played. Put it on the pole at Levitard Show. I suspect that Tony would take basketball if he had to choose from among the best of the balls.
Yeah, basketball for sure. Football's a very close second. What I used to do, Greg, as a kid, we had a sloped roof. What I would do is I would throw the ball on the roof, and it would hit the shingles, and then I'd go down and try and catch it. Oh, yeah, we've all done that. I would play against myself, and I'd be one team going one way on offense, the other team going the other way on offense.
Roofball is like a thing. It went viral a few years ago. Roofball's sick. They've started leagues. Really? Yeah. I've never heard of it. Obviously not real leagues, but just people on the internet. Yeah.
You've never done that? I thought he was speaking a language right there that a lot of us have done in lonely childhood moments where you don't have anyone else around and you want to just play something by yourself. You throw a ball on the roof and try and figure out where it's going to land and catch it before it hits the ground. I thought a lot of people did that.
I am hearing of it for the first time, and my initial reaction is it's bad for the roof tiles. You know? I mean, that's why when you have your roof pressure cleaned, You got to be careful because somebody steps on tiles, they break, and then all of a sudden... Hey, kids, get off of my roof. Yeah, get off. You can be on my lawn, kids, but stay off of my roof.
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