Local Hour: Jeff-Initely or Jeff-Initely Not?

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Why is Mike Ryan upset about the College Football Playoff rankings?

Dan Le Batard 0:00
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Mike Ryan 0:27
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Chris Cody 0:38
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Chris Cody 1:12
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Smirnoff!
Chris Cody 1:26
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Unknown 1:44
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Chris Cody 1:55
Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule.
Unknown 2:18
Never pee-pee on an electric fence. Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly.
Chris Cody 2:31
You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York. Chris, do you know the whereabouts of Zaslow? Because I see a clue. For some reason, there's half a bagel with way too much cream cheese on it next to me. And I see a clue that he's here somewhere, but I haven't seen what he's doing as we start the show. And he's usually pretty responsible.
Unknown 3:00
Way too much cream cheese is quite the statement. It needs to be a lot of cream cheese for it to be way too much.
Chris Cody 3:06
I mean, he's hurting us. You've seen the breakfasts go down in quality because of the amount of money that he has spent. Him and Ethan are spending on the amount of cream cheese they consume in the morning.
Tony 3:15
It is a lot of cream cheese. I mean, like, I don't think... there should be a measurable difference in height. There should be like NBA players in socks versus in shoes, bagel without the cream cheese or with the cream cheese.
Unknown 3:28
And now they're policing the cream cheese because I heard Ethan before the show say to Lewis, hey, why are you taking so much cream cheese?
Chris Cody 3:34
The first time I saw Zaslow's bagel, I thought it was a piece of cake because it had so much on top of it. But what's the answer to my question? Where is he? What's he doing right now?

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