Chapter 1: What happened in the tragic killing of Charlie Kirk?
I can't believe Pablo did this again. Like, you've got to be shitting me. 5 o'clock in the morning, everyone's waking up. That's 2 o'clock in the morning for the Clippers to figure out what Pablo's going to put out. It's an excellent point. Oh, my God. No, like, they've got to be checking it. He's so far ahead on this story.
And now, what he dropped this morning, I would urge you right now, if you're listening to this, to just go listen to that. Yeah, don't listen to us. Just, like, because he's got them cornered. Like, he's got a paper trail that... I guess you can contort yourself into trying to explain away that the Clippers and Ballmer were doing something that...
is going to take a magic dance from them in crisis in public relations to prove to the NBA that Pablo didn't just do the entire investigation that the NBA is going to have to do for the NBA.
So are you speaking directly at Mark Cuban here?
Chapter 2: What new details emerged about the Kawhi Leonard scandal?
Is that what you're doing?
Oh, no, I'm just— Team Balmer. Yeah, Team Dennis Wong now he's going to have to tweet out because Balmer's college roommate— And the only other person who has a percentage of the Clippers, Ballmer owns 99% and this guy owns 1%. His name's on the money that's going to Aspiration in a way that Pablo tracks down that is hard.
It's just, it's almost impossible to ever have something that looks this much like evidence on rule breaking.
Thank you for doing that. Now I don't actually have to listen to Pablo's podcast. I can keep it locked right here.
What was the most shocking thing to you, Zaslow? Because seeing the tie together of there's no way that Ballmer didn't know that his college roommate and the person that he trusts with 1% of the franchise, it's just impossible to think that that person was acting alone. And I think the Clippers might need him as a scapegoat.
I don't know if it's shocking, but the most interesting part to me, because I'm obviously rooting for Pablo in this spot, the most interesting part to me was the timeline where on this date, they have no money, they're laying people off. On this date, Uncle Dennis, where's my money?
And on this date, all of a sudden, this Dennis J. Wong comes swooping in with his $1.99 million payment, and then the timeline of right after that, Kawhi gets his
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Chapter 3: How does the crew react to Pablo Torre's latest episode?
There's never this kind of paper trail. Usually people in this position of power, seventh richest man in the world. I told you about Prokhorov on 60 Minutes. No computer. They can keep a long, long distance that will give them the ability to deny things. But one of the reasons I think this one's so interesting is at least in part because This isn't illegal.
It's just illegal according to the NBA. And why does Ballmer have to play by their rules? Like, I know they have a construct in the country club, but clearly he's like, yeah, I don't care. You know, the rules, whatever. They're your rules, but there's not something illegal here that I'm doing. I'm just breaking the rules of the NBA. It's illegal according to the NBA.
It's not going to cause me any ramifications outside of the rules of the NBA.
Chapter 4: What embarrassing moment did Zaslow share about the COO?
It's just sad, right? You bring in your friends and your trusted, closest people, and then they betray you like this. You don't know what they're doing. They put you in these impossible spots, and now you have to answer for what your friend did. He's got to sit there and sweat under the lights with Ramona Shelburne. It's tough. Does Pablo have a sports calendar?
Like, does he not know tonight's commies, Packers? What a game, Billy. Like, that's crazy that we've decided today is the day to release this information with this Thursday night. Very quietly, by the way, Amazon has said there's no more trash games on Thursday night. We got bangers Thursday night. That's a good point. Last weekend, or last week, we had Dallas and Philly.
Today, we've got Packers and commies.
Chapter 5: What is the uncertainty surrounding Darren Waller's future?
Wait till we get Dolphins bills in two weeks. I think Whitworth came in, he signed the papers, and they said, you know what, we can't keep wasting Whitworth's time with these garbage games. He needs primetime games.
He's out of here. When you bring in Andrew Whitworth, you've got to bring the noise. Hey, Jeremy, happy holidays. Happy Chinooka. I want to toast you. Actually, I don't. I will toast with you. Okay. We're co-workers. Friends, you could say. No, we cannot say that. But we both enjoy an ice-cold Miller Lite.
Chapter 6: How does Billy Gil showcase his broadcasting talent?
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Hey, let's look around at our friends, not each other, and our family, even though they're not here. I do miss your brother, though. Yeah, I know. I'll bring him back. And take that first sip.
Chapter 7: What implications does the Kawhi Leonard scandal have for the Clippers?
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Chapter 8: What are the potential consequences for Steve Ballmer and the Clippers?
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When the shoulder pads and helmets crack, that's how you know that football is back, Jack. Let me hear you say football, football.
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I will get to the stuff in sports and locally and Pablo Torre dropping another Pablo on the Clippers with a 5 a.m. release this morning that is... really damning and you have to contort yourself in order to try and figure out how to defend the Clippers. I would not want to be in their PR crisis meetings on their learning things through Pablo that are being chased at two o'clock in the morning.
And Pablo is so far ahead of this story and has all the documentation on it. We'll get to that. in just a second.
Bomber flew all the way to Bristol the next day last time. Where's he flying today?
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