Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
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This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
A deep, dark secret in the shadows of our very popularly received oral history is that the secret best producer that this show has ever had has been in disguise for many, many years. Billy Gill always hiding in the shadows to do the important things that make our show the funny thing that it used to be back in its prime. And Billy Gill today has done me the favor. For many years, he has simply been somebody who's been against me. Rolling Grenades, an anarchist. I agree, Billy. And I haven't been able to get him to serve many of these grid of death penalties over the years because somehow he's got all the power over me and somehow he doesn't have to suffer any penalties.
I'm the commissioner.
Or wear any costumes. And I'm in costumes 10 times as often as he is.
Well, you like it. Yeah, it's a kink.
And finally, today, Billy is paying a punishment and it delights me. It's the correct way to produce this show. So thank you, Billy Gill, for quietly in the shadows. It's not getting enough notice in the oral history. Billy Gill, secret producer of all the good things that have happened around here. Thank you for finally doing something that is meant to aid me as opposed to working against me. Good work, Billy. Yeah. What is the punishment you are serving today? What is that?
I have no idea. I'm dressed like a dinosaur. I came in and they said, you got to dress like a dinosaur today. And I said, you know what? Dan needs this. I'm going to be a dinosaur today. I don't even know which team lost.
Dan needs this.
Dan needs a dinosaur today. I'm going to be a dinosaur.
All right, Billy, this is what I need from you today, okay, if you could at any point before we get to the postgame. I need from you today to go viral with a super serious take of some sort that is shocking and just really resonates and is given while you're wearing that costume. Tell me what guests I gotta get you in order to get the proper amount of fame and awkwardness around it, but can you promise me that you will say something today with the attempt, or everything today, with the attempt to get you in costume to go viral?
I guess. If that's what you need, Dan. It is what I need.
You're talking about the Gulf of America? What are you doing? Well, yes. Okay, let's not talk about the fires in California right now. Let's not talk about the Gulf of America right now. Beautiful, man. This is a serious thing I want to discuss with you guys because I have had trouble the last couple of days, and I'm a little bit embarrassed to say this, honestly. I really am.
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