Local Hour: Polluting the Holiday Spirit (feat. Definitely Not Tony or Rose)
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What inaccuracies did Dan express about the Heisman Trophy presentation?
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Why is Dan frustrated with the crew's reaction to the holiday song?
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What are the expectations for the University of Miami's CFP game?
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How does JuJu relate the NBA Cup to the holiday season?
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What office chaos is affecting the holiday song production?
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Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York. shadow show shadow show shadow show shadow show shadow show shadow show shadow show shadow in it davante smith was the last heisman trophy winner to have been alive when they had most recently awarded the heisman trophy at the downtown athletic club Today's not the day for that, Mike. It's just, you know, it's not funny. I came in today and I said hello to him. And the first thing I said is I'm still wearing yesterday's mistake of not knowing that Downtown Athletic Club hadn't hosted the Heisman for a quarter century. And that's how you start this.
Mike.
25 years, Dan.
What insights are shared about Miami Hurricanes football?
This is not the day to do this to me. It's not. I've got the holiday parties coming up. I'm stressed out about that. We've got too many people in town. Jason, the director, can't get anyone to work with him. And Tony bailed on him at the last minute. Rose wouldn't sing for him. We've got office chaos here, and you're hitting me in a vulnerable spot. That's a bad mistake. I'm lashing out. It's been two weeks since we've talked Miami Hurricanes football. There was some, not to spoil it, there's some rapping involved.
Not rapping, like gift wrapping, like R-A-P-P in this year's intro, and Tony felt that his cool card might get taken away if he did it.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What inaccuracies did Dan express about the Heisman Trophy presentation?
0:01–0:34
2
Why is Dan frustrated with the crew's reaction to the holiday song?
0:34–1:04
3
What are the expectations for the University of Miami's CFP game?
1:04–1:45
4
How does JuJu relate the NBA Cup to the holiday season?
1:45–2:20
5
What office chaos is affecting the holiday song production?
2:20–3:21
6
What insights are shared about Miami Hurricanes football?
3:21–3:58
7
How does the crew feel about participating in holiday festivities?
3:58–4:35
8
What is the significance of the upcoming game for Miami's football program?
4:35–48:45
Speakers
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