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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Pouring Gasoline On An Idiot

Thu, 02 Jan 2025

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Today's cast: Dan, Greg Cote, Jonathan Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, and Mike. The Florida Panthers and Edmonton Oilers face off in Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Final tonight, so it's time for our (fake) pregame show. This is genuinely one of the most contentious episodes in the history of the show as the rivalries between Dan and Mike, Greg and Zaslow, and Greg and Mike are inflamed to a point of potentially no return. Mike and Greg argue to where the man writing this description is genuinely hoping some of it was a bit because it was *actually* horrifying. There are words like "idiot," "pal," "nobody," "clown," and "giant infant" thrown around. It's intense. This needs to stop. Please. Please... Please. At least let it stop before Roy stops by to break down the game near the end of the hour. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Chapter 1: What are the main rivalries discussed in this episode?

1.644 - 4.67 Dan Le Batard

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12.478 - 33.052 Zaslow

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40.014 - 40.535 Zaslow

Cuervo.

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45.357 - 45.797 Zaslow

Cuervo.

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48.098 - 67.627 Mike

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Chapter 2: What historical context does the episode provide about the Florida Panthers?

67.947 - 75.898 Mike

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77.557 - 89.186 Jeremy

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89.507 - 105.76 Jeremy

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106.3 - 126.073 Jeremy

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126.333 - 145.462 Jeremy

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Chapter 3: What are the arguments surrounding Conor McDavid's performance?

145.602 - 150.764 Jeremy

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153.226 - 171.248 Chris Cote

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171.468 - 191.923 Chris Cote

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192.123 - 195.246 Chris Cote

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197.526 - 220.192 Roy

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Chapter 4: How do personal feelings influence sports discussions?

220.592 - 224.413 Roy

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229.178 - 252.261 Jeremy

Chris, I'm a little bit worried about your father. He's been coughing a lot. Zaslow is roaming around the premises here. He's he would never admit that being face to face with Zaslow would be a thing because he's a longtime newspaper guy and radio. You know, Zaslow is just a radio foof. But Zaslow's here and he's not happy. And your father has already begun his coughing.

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252.301 - 269.139 Jeremy

And so I told him, do you want to switch seats with Zaslow where you have a cough button? He's like, no, I've got it under control. And I'm like, really, Greg? You've never had this under control. And he's like, well, I can't guarantee anything. And I'm like, I'm really worried about this cough in the first segment because this is an important show we're doing.

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269.179 - 275.846 Jeremy

There haven't been a lot of shows like this in our history. And your father has already begun coughing. What do I do about this?

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275.946 - 285.955 Greg Cote

Well, the great ones, they tell their body, not today. And so, rest assured, I have the control over my own body. I will not cough today.

Chapter 5: What heated exchanges occur between the hosts?

286.055 - 293.06 Jeremy

You've passed out twice trying to prevent coughing once at Highline. You've passed out trying to stop coughing. That's true.

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293.36 - 303.968 Jeremy

He's a guy, though, he's staying who he is in the most critical times. Like, if he came in here today and wasn't coughing, that would be alarming. Like, he's a cougher. He's coughing today. What do you want from him? Yeah, that's a point.

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304.088 - 306.77 Jeremy

Okay. All right. All right. Let him be who he is.

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306.93 - 308.932 Jeremy

Just like we need Bob to be, just like who he is. Yeah.

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311.991 - 315.715 Mike

This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.

Chapter 6: How does the episode address the significance of the Stanley Cup Final?

319.94 - 325.886 Jeremy

Today's episode is sponsored by DraftKings. Stay tuned because you'll hear more about DraftKings and all it has to offer throughout the show. DraftKings, the crown is yours.

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328.088 - 332.692 Chris Cote

My friends hate me. This is the fake pregame show.

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333.213 - 335.354 Jeremy

Our Panther group chat, we're confident against the lighting.

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335.914 - 338.055 Chris Cote

With Dan Levitard.

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338.336 - 345.52 Jeremy

The better the fear, the better the fulfillment after you conquer the fear. Jonathan Zaslow.

Chapter 7: What is the impact of media opinions on sports outcomes?

345.54 - 356.165 Chris Cote

I'm telling you, if the Panthers don't win this series, I'll never forgive Greg Cody. It's a million times worse than the trade Marino article. I will never forgive him.

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356.726 - 361.83 Chris Cote

And the shit stirrer himself. Look overrated.

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362.671 - 364.792 Roy

Big pregame show.

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365.553 - 376.699 Zaslow

For weeks, I wondered aloud what Kevin Stenland did. And then about three weeks ago, it hit me. He gives them one of these, and he gives them one of those.

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377.139 - 389.846 Chris Cote

I'll give them one of these, and I'll give them one of those. Here comes Kreps down the right side. He's got Strassens with him. Kreps fires a shot. Rebound and scores! Poor son.

Chapter 8: What are the emotional stakes for fans during the game?

393.852 - 394.653 Dan Le Batard

World Raw 3.

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394.753 - 401.978 Zaslow

We're going to get that off the ground. World Raw 3, colon. Our group chat has a pretty good feeling about this one.

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405.681 - 411.985 Jeremy

Is there any chance that Greg Cody might be a little bit right about what he wrote about Conor McDavid?

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413.246 - 414.267 Greg Cote

No. Zero.

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416.15 - 422.612 Chris Cote

That is actually funny. That's a headline grabber. I don't know how anybody could call Conor McDavid overrated.

423.112 - 432.575 Mike

Conor McDavid is the real deal. Anybody who says that he's different has never played against him, and no offense to your coach, he's never played against Conor McDavid.

433.055 - 435.036 Greg Cote

He probably plays, what, seven, eight minutes a game?

435.376 - 436.676 Mike

Seven, eight?

436.736 - 440.137 Greg Cote

What? Oh, crap. I mean, how many minutes does Conor McDavid play?

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