Local Hour: Stand Out of the Way, Here Comes OKC

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What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

Dan Le Batard 0:00
Kennt ihr auch diesen einen Freund, der morgens einfach so ruckzuck aus dem Bett und danach aus dem Grinsen gar nicht mehr rauskommt? Der sogar noch vor dem ersten Kaffee unverschämt gut gelaunt ist und mit der Morgensonne um die Wette strahlt? Furchtbar. Ekelhaft.
Stugotz 0:13
Wie kann man nur so... Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App.
Mike 0:35
So Stugatz came in here just a bit bewildered. He asked me correctly, it's the correct question to ask. Is Greg Cody in today? There's no proof of it. It's Tuesday. Ever since he said he's very punctual and never late, he hasn't been on time since.
Stugatz 0:50
It's bad traffic out there, man.
Mike 0:52
Understood, but everyone else got here on time. Das ist wahr. Jeder, außer ihm, hat Zeit. Und du kamst weiter durch den schlechten Verkehr. Zaslow ist hier, heroisch. Was ist die Reaktion zu Zaslow? Zaslow hat unsere Playoff-Konferenz inundiert. Er hat einen riesigen Betten gewonnen. Und so ist er so weit wie er möchte, mit großen Rechten und Rewarden, als er die Ladder auf ESPN Radio steigt. Was, Mike, ist die Reaktion zu Zaslow? Was ist es gewesen?
Tony 1:18
Leute lieben Zaslow.
Mike 1:20
Schön! Herzlichen Glückwunsch, Zaslow. Ich wusste es nicht.
Stugatz 1:24
Danke, dass du mich geliebt hast.
Mike 1:25
Danke, dass du mich geliebt hast. Es ist schön. Wir haben einen Panther-Fan hier.
Tony 1:30
Ich habe nicht wirklich die Internetseite geschaut. Was für ein Spot ist das? Die Leute issen dich, Kumpel. Du bist dumm. Schau nicht auf die Reddit. Ich habe einfach alle Kommentare verloren.
Mike 1:41
Ich fragte mit echten Wunsch, was die Reaktion zu Zaslow war. Wir sind seit 20 Jahren hier. Ich habe keine Ahnung.
Tony 1:49
Okay, fair enough. Everyone's got an opinion. We're the type of show that will cater to one comment and be like, God damn it, we can't get it right.

How can I become a morning person?

Greg Cote 1:57
My father will go on Google and be like, hey, I googled your name the other day. Oh, don't do that, please.
Tony 2:02
Aim for a consensus opinion here.
Mike 2:05
Again, Mike, I wasn't asking for a consensus opinion. I was asking you to tell me what the reaction is. He lied to me. He lied to me. He didn't tell me the truth.
Tony 2:14
I've seen some mentions. I don't know. Engagement is difficult on social media these days. I don't know what's what. But people generally like Zazz. Greg's here. Yes, Greg is walking in.
Dan Le Batard 2:25
If you like Zaz, type one in the chat box. For what it's worth, my buddy Kevin loves Zaz. Thank you, Tony.
Mike 2:32
Bring up the chat box so I can see all them ones. Mike, you sound super defensive. And all I asked, all I asked. was a question. Hey, yes and, is what I did. Mike, stop interrupting me. God almighty. Just God almighty, stop interrupting me for a second. I asked you a question.
Tony 2:50
It's a long weekend on a Tuesday. I'm here, man. Congratulations on being here. Don't direct your frustration to me.
Mike 2:57
Greg just sauntered in. He showed up, but did so with the courtesy of not lying to me when I asked him my first question. Er ist nur stillgeblieben und hat dann ein paar Geräusche gemacht, um seine Sachen auf die Flasche zu legen.
Stugatz 3:09
Zu Gott, was denken die Leute von Zaslow?
Tony 3:14
Sie mögen ihn. Gibt es noch jemanden, der eine Meinung hat?
Mike 3:18
Cody, hast du die Reaktion zu Zaslow hier gesehen? Was ist die Reaktion zu Zaslow? Ich weiß es nicht. Ich frage mit echter Wunsch. Cody weiß es.
Zaslow 3:31
You mean my reaction or general reaction?
Mike 3:33
Well, not everybody likes Zaz.
Zaslow 3:35
Of course they don't. I mean, why would they? No, I'm kidding, Zaz. You know that. I love you like a pet.
Mike 3:43
Why would you say that? You're kidding there. You're not kidding. When you say pet, Yeah. What do you mean by that? Just an old saying he's been saying for 50 years. He's not updated the catalog at all.
Zaslow 3:53
But doesn't he call farts pets? Yeah. I do. You know, that's open to interpretation. That's why I was trying to interpretate it.
Mike 3:58
Thank you, Tony.
Zaslow 3:59
So do you love him like a fart or like Jumpin' Charlie?
Mike 4:01
What do you like him? Tony, this is... Put the microphone in front of your mouth!
Zaslow 4:06
I know.
Tony 4:10
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Chapters

3 chapters
1 What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet? 0:00–1:57 2 How can I become a morning person? 1:57–12:20 3 Who is Zaslow and why is he relevant? 12:20–41:21

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Mike 21 min Tony 7 min Zaslow 5 min Stugatz 3 min Greg Cote 2 min Dan Le Batard 1 min Roy 1 min Stugotz

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