Chapter 1: Why did the Dolphins blow out the Bills?
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Chapter 2: What is Greg Cote's exercise routine?
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That's right, Chris.
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Chapter 3: How does the airport floor impact travelers?
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Chapter 4: What are the implications of a home-and-home series in sports?
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Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your JƤgermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth?
Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Chapter 5: How does Josh Allen's performance affect the Bills' playoff chances?
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
I've been told that broken Greg Cody was supposed to be in today and just canceled at the last minute, citing knee pain. Knee is keeping him out today, but not tomorrow. He's already decided that his knee is going to be fine tomorrow. Put it on the poll, please, Juju, at Levitard Show. Have you ever missed a day of work because your knee hurt? Yes or no.
What's happening back home, Chris, that you can tell me about your father and your mother's frustration with your father and his trick knee?
I was over there for dinner last night.
Chapter 6: What led to the surprising results in the NFL this week?
He was cooking. He was up and about limping, got a limp to him. But my mom was frustrated with him because he's not using his cane. He's been instructed to use the cane for a good week or so, and he hasn't even hit a week yet. So he was up and about and he cooked us a dinner. But he did say, I only have one show in me this week.
Old people can be strange about canes and walkers. Your dad is going to refuse the walker with tennis balls on the bottom. He's going to be somebody. He thinks he's 30 years younger than he is.
When he had the surgery and he was leaving the hospital, they were like, all right, crutches. And he couldn't do crutches. Maybe the arm, like shoulder strength. I don't know where you need the strength to really do crutches, but he had to do a walker because he couldn't.
figure out the crutches, so he had to, which is what I was like, I think that means you're old when you can no longer do crutches and you need the walker.
Chapter 7: Why is the Miami Heat's current performance significant?
If you had to guess, if you had to take a guess, when is the last time your father did exercise? Oof.
Well, he considers exercise the walking around his house. He just does on a daily basis, like from the office to the garage. He's told his doctor, I've said this before, he tells his doctor, how active are you? He's like, oh, I walk around my house. He literally used that as like, that's my exercise.
So to answer your question, I would guess since he put on clothes and was like, I'm going to exercise outside of maybe playing tennis with you, I bet it's been 25 years since he was like, I'm going to work out right now.
It's kind of amazing that someone decided we're going to rig this Walker with tennis balls and everybody's like, yeah, that's perfect. No insurance company came up with like their own same exact thing, but it's like gray and it costs you $300. We're just like, yeah, no, the tennis balls, it's actually perfect for this.
And the tennis balls are only so that you don't scratch up the floor in your home, correct? That's why they're there.
Right. But like a medical company could have came up with something that's like a tennis ball, but they don't.
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Chapter 8: What are the implications of AI-created actors in the industry?
It's just like we can't top the tennis ball. It is absolutely perfect for this.
You have stunned Jeremy, who is staring at you with open-mouthed awe.
This is one of the greatest in-show observations we've had in years. This is great. I think you're overselling it a little.
I really am blown away. Mike, don't be modest, Mike. Do not have modesty here. Mike, not you.
The tennis ball is better at that than it is at being a tennis ball. That's right.
Put it on the poll, please, Juju. No, I disagree. Is the tennis ball better at being something that doesn't scratch the floor on your walker than it is at being a tennis ball?
Let me tell you something. Racquetball, fine. It's closer to being a replacement for the tennis ball than whatever the tennis ball is for the bottom of a walker.
It's just a really good observation. I don't know why you would choose that moment for humility.
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