Local Hour: Tennis Balls For Walkers
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Why did the Dolphins blow out the Bills?
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What is Greg Cote's exercise routine?
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That's right, Chris.
How does the airport floor impact travelers?
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What are the implications of a home-and-home series in sports?
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Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
How does Josh Allen's performance affect the Bills' playoff chances?
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I've been told that broken Greg Cody was supposed to be in today and just canceled at the last minute, citing knee pain. Knee is keeping him out today, but not tomorrow. He's already decided that his knee is going to be fine tomorrow. Put it on the poll, please, Juju, at Levitard Show. Have you ever missed a day of work because your knee hurt? Yes or no. What's happening back home, Chris, that you can tell me about your father and your mother's frustration with your father and his trick knee?
I was over there for dinner last night.
What led to the surprising results in the NFL this week?
He was cooking. He was up and about limping, got a limp to him. But my mom was frustrated with him because he's not using his cane. He's been instructed to use the cane for a good week or so, and he hasn't even hit a week yet. So he was up and about and he cooked us a dinner. But he did say, I only have one show in me this week.
Old people can be strange about canes and walkers. Your dad is going to refuse the walker with tennis balls on the bottom. He's going to be somebody. He thinks he's 30 years younger than he is.
When he had the surgery and he was leaving the hospital, they were like, all right, crutches. And he couldn't do crutches.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Why did the Dolphins blow out the Bills?
0:00–0:53
2
What is Greg Cote's exercise routine?
0:53–1:26
3
How does the airport floor impact travelers?
1:26–1:52
4
What are the implications of a home-and-home series in sports?
1:52–2:20
5
How does Josh Allen's performance affect the Bills' playoff chances?
2:20–3:13
6
What led to the surprising results in the NFL this week?
3:13–4:04
7
Why is the Miami Heat's current performance significant?
4:04–5:08
8
What are the implications of AI-created actors in the industry?
5:08–47:46