Local Hour: The Best Knicks Feeling Since Y2K

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Dan Le Batard 0:34
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Dan Le Batard 1:10
Hello?
Papi 1:13
Papi? Yeah.
Dan Le Batard 1:15
Que dices?
Papi 1:16
Oh, Dani, como estas? How are you?
Dan Le Batard 1:18
What happened? Did you not know it was your son?
Papi 1:21
I didn't recognize you. I was expecting a phone call from an inspector. So I thought that that was the call. I was wrong.
Dan Le Batard 1:27
What are you getting inspected?
Papi 1:30
A new roof. I put a new roof. I'm trying to get some money from the estate. So they got to inspect the work. Then I get some money back. But I had to put the money up front first. How are you doing today?
Dan Le Batard 1:42
You don't like putting the money up front.
Papi 1:44
Well, what can I tell you? I got no choice. That's the way the estate operates. If you want to get a refund, you gotta pay it first. Show proof of payment, proof of inspection, and then if you're lucky, you're going to get some money back. So what's happening, buddy? What happened to the Celtics? Oh, the butcher was on fire last night.
Dan Le Batard 2:07
He really was, Papi. Thibodeau got it done last night.
Papi 2:11
He got it done. I'm telling you, he's my man. He was on fire last night. I saw that movie a couple of nights ago. Same shit.
Dan Le Batard 2:23
Bobby, are you aware that sometimes you say, I'm telling you, and then what comes after that is you not telling me much of anything?
Papi 2:31
Well, what do you mean? You know, I'm surprised. Didn't you enjoy the game last night?
Dan Le Batard 2:39
Well, I want both of the teams to lose and then to get in a small bus accident on the way after the game. But nobody gets hurt.
Papi 2:47
Who do you want to see? Look at what is happening to the Joker. They choke again, you know. OKC is too much for the Joker. And the other sidekick, what's the other guy's name?
Dan Le Batard 2:59
You tell me.
Papi 3:01
I forgot the guy from Canada. I forgot that.
Dan Le Batard 3:07
I forgot his name. That's okay. Who's the Joker's sidekick? Tell me.
Papi 3:13
The Canadian guy.
Dan Le Batard 3:16
Go ahead. What's his name? I know, but what's his name? Let's see if we can find his name.
Papi 3:22
I forgot his name. Bennett? Jason Bennett.
Dan Le Batard 3:28
That's a good guess. That's a good guess. If I were to give you... Okay, I'll give you a hint. You ready? Yeah. Jamal...
Papi 3:40
Oh, Jamal, Jamal Brown?
Dan Le Batard 3:43
Ja, das ist genau richtig, Papi. Es ist der Joker und Jamal Brown.
Papi 3:51
Ich habe den Joker richtig, das ist das Wichtigste.
Dan Le Batard 3:54
Das ist richtig, du bist absolut richtig. Okay, ich möchte ein kleines Quiz machen. Können wir ein kleines Quiz machen? Ja, sicher, du kannst es machen. Was ist der Name des besten Spielers der Oklahoma City?
Papi 4:08
José González, he's the killing guy.
Dan Le Batard 4:10
Yeah, that's exactly right, Papi. I'll talk to you later. Okay, bye. So I thought that Stugatz today was taking a step back. But he's stepping up and will be here shortly because this is the best feeling that there has been around the Knicks this century. The last time it felt this good was 10 minutes before LeBron's decision. When they thought he was going there. And what is happening with the Knicks has made Stugatz... Rush in. He's late. But rush in and get stuck in traffic. And now he's got to be enraged. He will be here shortly. We are waiting him. And I'm genuinely excited about today's show. Because we've only been on the air 20 years. I have never done a show when alleged Knicks fan Stu Gatz has felt good about his team.
Dan Le Batard 5:22
Today will be the first time I get to do that, so what you're going to be introduced to is someone I have never seen. I'm assuming Stu Gatz as his most obnoxious Knicks fan Wenn er noch nie ein Spiel in acht Jahren gesehen hat. Und was mir gestern Abend passiert ist, genau wie in Spiel 1, ist es wiederum eine der seltsamen Sport-Erlebnisse, die ich als Fan jemals hatte.

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