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What should we expect from Lionel Messi's contract extension?
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Why are the Miami Hurricanes not making noise this season?
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Smirnoff!
That's right, Chris.
What are the Dolphins' current challenges and fan frustrations?
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How is Tyreek Hill's media presence affecting the Dolphins?
Eastern. See official rules at program website. Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
What insights are shared about the fantasy football punishment reveal?
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister must be drank ice cold.
Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York. Shadow show. Shadow show.
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Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadow show.
How does the podcast address the impact of the FBI on sports journalism?
Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadow in it. Shadow in it. I mean, I need as an advisor, friend, you know, professional front office leader person. I need your help here in getting through some of the thicket of what it is managing these people is because I have a problem with today's show. And you're holding Metal Ark on your shoulders, flying back and forth to New York, doing real journalism, covering real things as, you know, the FBI is calling Pablo before they call other people and everything. What I have happening here is I come in with genuine sports enthusiasm, wanting to talk about what Aaron Gordon did last night. And Mike won't look up from his phone because he's like, Marchand almost had a hat trick last night.
And Tony's like, you're going to have to explain what that means to me. And so Tony badly wants to talk about what Aaron Gordon did last night as like the fourth story in basketball last night. And Mike wants to talk about the champion Panthers. And you know how Mike can be. I do.
What are the latest developments regarding Terry Rozier and the NBA investigation?
I'm familiar. And so what do I do? But in his defense, Mike's a basketball guy again.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What should we expect from Lionel Messi's contract extension?
0:00–0:53
2
Why are the Miami Hurricanes not making noise this season?
0:53–1:26
3
What are the Dolphins' current challenges and fan frustrations?
1:26–1:52
4
How is Tyreek Hill's media presence affecting the Dolphins?
1:52–2:20
5
What insights are shared about the fantasy football punishment reveal?
2:20–2:53
6
How does the podcast address the impact of the FBI on sports journalism?
2:53–4:05
7
What are the latest developments regarding Terry Rozier and the NBA investigation?
4:05–4:28
8
How does the discussion reflect on the state of the Dolphins organization?
4:28–48:55
Speakers
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