Local Hour: The Cock Of The Walk (feat. Jarrett Stickem)

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What challenges did Zaslow face during the week?

Mike Ryan Ruiz 0:00
So Zazz is clearly struggling with the strain of his workload.
Emelie Roslund 0:05
I don't think strange for me, but like... Oh boy.
Mike Ryan Ruiz 0:09
He's got a bit of a speech impediment.
Emelie Roslund 0:11
Didn't you want to know how that... What were the kids doing?
Mike Ryan Ruiz 0:15
And I don't know what his worst moment was just speaking.
Emelie Roslund 0:18
The Packers win or the Bears lose. Bears lose.
Mike Ryan Ruiz 0:21
But I think yesterday he had his most embarrassing moment when we welcome in a new sponsor that we're thrilled to have. Everyone around here just loves White Castle and has loved White Castle for a long time. And as part of his betting portion of the segment, he said that Mike Brown might get fired soon and take the Nets over the Knicks. And then the Nets lose by the score of, I'm not making this up, 120 to 66. What? 120 to 66. Has a team scored fewer than 66 points this year? The Heat have scored 70 and a half, eight times this year.
Evan Fox 0:58
You didn't buy up the points. That's on you.
Emelie Roslund 1:02
The Packers win or the Bears lose.
Mike Ryan Ruiz 1:05
So the Nets were an 11 and a half point dog. I would have had to buy 50 points. Oh boy. 120 to 66. Please, Jeremy, tell me that there's been a game this year that has had fewer than 66 points scored by a professional team. I'll give you all of Europe and the G League as well. I'll give you high school basketball. 66 points is crazy. I'll find all of that. Thus far in the season, before yesterday, the lowest scoring game by a team was the Indiana Pacers with 78 points against the one seed Detroit Pistons. The Pacers, of course, are one of the worst teams in basketball.
Chris Cote 1:46
The Knicks have never beaten a team by more points in their history.

How did Giannis perform in the recent game against the Thunder?

Mike Ryan Ruiz 1:55
Can you explain yourself? Like, you came on. I mean, we've got this great new sponsor. It's a segment featuring you. You're eating a delicious burger. You're rewarded.
Emelie Roslund 2:04
This is a tasty burger.
Mike Ryan Ruiz 2:08
And you miss the point spread. Again, it was 11 and a half. Buy it up. And they lost by 54 points.
Chris Cote 2:18
Oh, boy. Handled my business on against those birds.
Mike Ryan Ruiz 2:23
How is that possible? On what grounds did you pick the Nets? Why would you pick the Nets?
Dan Le Batard 2:31
It was an inspired effort by the Knicks. This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
Mike Ryan Ruiz 2:47
I see that the content companies in sports are struggling a little bit today on Get Up. It's Ken Harbaugh turning around in year one because nobody really wants to talk about Jarrett Stidham. And there's one football game remaining that people are interested in the outcome of. I suppose they're also interested in the outcome of Broncos-Patriots. But you can't get me to watch that game. I don't want to watch anything. You can't watch. Come on.
Emelie Roslund 3:14
Come on, Dan.
Mike Ryan Ruiz 3:14
You're just not going to watch.
Emelie Roslund 3:15
Come on, Dan. I'm with Dan.
Mike Ryan Ruiz 3:17
I'm good. You're such a liar. Let me know how it ends.
Jonathan Zaslow 3:19
You're such a liar. Sunday, 3 o'clock, everybody's going to be locked in Zass.

How did the group react to the Nets' recent loss?

Jonathan Zaslow 3:22
I know you're going to be locked in because you like football, Zass.
Mike Ryan Ruiz 3:24
Yeah, come on. Championship Sunday. I don't want to watch the tattered remains of a quarterback in an injured league where the 49ers are now investigating the power plant next door because everyone's hurt that Jared Stidham's going to start his fifth game and his first game in 750-some-odd days. You guys are watching football. I've lost my will to live. I want to talk to you about the University of Miami stealing Duke's players, not just their quarterback, but now their fast, tall, wide receivers. I also want to ask the audience and everyone in here, what is the best white wide receiver in the history of professional or college football in Miami? Because I don't know that we've had a great one. You've got some Brian Hartline.
Mike Ryan Ruiz 4:12
You've got Wes Welker, but he only had one touchdown here. He had all his scoring with the Patriots. What do we do with Restrepo and Berrios? They're Latin. They're the Latin category. I mean, Berrios is more white than Restrepo.
Chris Cote 4:28
We can agree.
Mike Ryan Ruiz 4:29
I believe we can agree on that, but they're a different category. They go in the bunch of best Latin receivers Miami has had, college or pro. They are a different category, yeah. What can you tell me about Cooper Barcade, and what can you tell me about how mad Manny Diaz is about the fact that Miami likes some of his players and just takes them?

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