Chapter 1: What fantasy football punishment is being revealed?
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Chapter 2: How does Greg Cody's tardiness affect the show?
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Chapter 3: What are the traffic complaints related to getting to the studio?
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Chapter 4: How does weather impact driving behavior in South Florida?
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Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.
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Chapter 5: Why is trust in pilots discussed in relation to speech impediments?
Always drink your JƤgermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold.
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Zazzle, you're going to get some of the most glorious Greg Cody that you can get today because he's late. Yeah, where is he? And he's going to complain about traffic that everyone else also had but managed to get in here on time even though we know the traffic is bad. Yeah, here's the thing I don't understand with him. We've been through this before and traffic's traffic.
Like, it sucks and I get it, but why doesn't he make sure that he never runs into this issue and leave like 20 minutes earlier than he normally does? His son got in on time and comes also from Broward County.
Well, I was late, but yes, I leave early enough that even if I hit traffic, I still get here at least a little early.
Both of you are coming from Broward. Billy is coming from a zip code called Casa Carajo as well. I don't know who's coming from further. Who's coming in further? Because at least Chris can come turnpike and can take it straight down on the turnpike.
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Chapter 6: What are the implications of Tyreek Hill's contract situation?
Billy, who's got the longer drive, you or Chris?
Distance-wise or time-wise? Because here's the thing. On sunny days, I prefer a rainy day to a sunny day because sunny day where there's no clouds, I'm driving straight into the sun. So I'm driving due east, and the sun is right in everybody's face. What are you talking about? Everybody drives slower. Everybody drives slower on a day that's not overcast because they're driving straight.
You think people drive slower on sunny days than on rainy days? What are you talking about?
On the 836, absolutely. Guys, you don't know. I'm telling you, it sounds ridiculous. But on the 836, on a sunny day that's not overcast, where the sun is out and the sun is just rising, you're staring straight into the sun and everyone drives a lot slower than on a day that's cloudy. Not rainy, cloudy. Rainy days is a whole other thing. It's really nice out today. Traffic's going to suck.
That is absolutely the truth. You guys don't get it. That's the truth. Because the path that I take, the A36, it's not like northeast, southeast. There's a little curve. It's due east, straight into the way of the sun is rising. So you're looking directly into the sun. So everyone drives slow. Also, the airport... I don't understand.
Everyone drives slower next to the airport, I guess, to look at the planes taking off or whatever. And they keep making the walls taller and taller so people can't see the planes and slow down. But people keep slowing down next to the airport for some reason. Maybe to see if people are boating.
Don't get me started on boating in that like next to the airport, like the lake across the highway from the airport. By that like office park. Yeah. Yeah. People practice crew there. That's what I mean. It looks like they're doing Olympic racing. Yeah. Have you seen crew? You know, crew? Zazz?
You're asking me if I know what crew is? Yeah, I know what crew is.
I don't know. Everybody doesn't know.
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Chapter 7: How do the hosts feel about the upcoming flag football event with Tom Brady?
It certainly feels that way.
No, they drive less recklessly in rain. When it's a rainy day, it's like, wow, this is like the safest it's ever been.
Yeah, this is what he's trying to explain, which makes no sense.
I'm telling you, you got to look. Sleep over at my house the next time that we see it's going to be a sunny day and just ride in with me so you can go straight east into the sun.
I am not sleeping at your house. Do we know where Jeremy slept last night?
We know, but what's he going to tell us? Very little sleeping involved.
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast. The daily chaos that we have around here is amusing in its sloppiness. Please put on the picture-in-picture, Lewis, at some point the entrance here so we can watch a haggard, crazed Greg Cody run in late and then put all his stuff together noisily when he gets here because he's, again, not on time while everyone else got here on time.
But I just want to show you guys, just before we started here, Ethan ran in here.
with great urgency and handed me some show preparation i want to show this to you guys what the show preparation is because he came in here and he handed me this piece of paper and it's got nothing on it like it's got literally no writing on it nothing it's a blank sheet of a lot of room for thoughts yeah i don't know like he came here with great urgency and handed me a piece of paper like i think this is something that happens i see something on there
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Chapter 8: What are the thoughts on the financial power of Saudi Arabia in sports?
But no, we dislike each other, no doubt. As someone that travels to this game routinely, FSU fans don't like Miami, Miami fans don't like FSU. But you're right, this rivalry, because of Bobby Bowden's approach really to it and how complimentary he is.
And because they lost all the time.
how complimentary he has been to Miami Hurricanes teams when they would beat him, more built on mutual respect. And keep in mind, FSU didn't have to routinely play Miami, and they kept Miami on the schedule. That's part of why there's more animosity towards Florida, because Florida decided they didn't want the smoke anymore.
I feel like that's an indictment on Miami not being anyone's biggest rival. I'm not even saying, like, I don't know who to blame here. I want to blame somebody. But they've got to be someone's biggest rival.
Like, North Carolina, they have NC State. I hear you. I don't know. FAU is FIU's biggest rival, right? But FIU probably puts Miami on a pedestal.
It's a good point. You know, if you say UF, UF's got maybe four other teams ahead of Miami. You say FSU, Florida's definitely ahead of Miami. And if you say Notre Dame...
They got USC. They got Michigan. Yeah, it's kind of strange. But, I mean, Miami is a strange program.
Tell the people where they specifically can find you and at what time if they want maximum UMFSU coverage. Because it's not just you're doing live streams gasbagging. You're grabbing a bunch of guests and you're doing an intensely focused one-subject show for two and a half hours. And that's not something we really do around here. So if they want that, where can they get it?
Well, you can follow us on our socials at Canes Insight. You can watch a live stream there on X. But you can also subscribe to our YouTube page. We'll be live at 2 p.m. Eastern. That is YouTube.com slash Official Canes Insight. I appreciate that, Dan.
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