Chapter 1: What is the significance of Smirnoff as the NFL's official vodka?
All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff! Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff.
Smirnoff!
Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff!
Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May. Smirnoff! Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason.
Plus, one fan will win a Lely Mays one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Me.
That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retailer. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age. Smirnoff.
No purchase necessary. Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website.
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Chapter 2: How does Chris Cody's bear costume affect the show dynamics?
I said the Broncos have the most ugly wins of any team in the NFL. You look through some of their wins. Jets, 13-11. They had a comeback win against the Giants. They beat the Texans with Davis Mills, 18-15. Raiders, 10-7. It's like, this is awful.
Ugly. That is the team that has closed the gap between them and Kansas City, and no one will trust that team if it has to play Kansas City at home, on the road. No one will trust anything coming out of the AFC. What are you making faces about?
I think their defense, obviously if they get Pat Sertan back, it's going to take a little bit because he's got that strained pec. But I feel like defensively they can hang around and make life difficult enough for Patrick Mahomes where their inept offense can maybe squeak out like 16 points.
Thursday night football is back because that game, this is from Scott Kazmar, an NFL writer. It's the first game in NFL history that neither team scores more than 10 points. Neither team has more than 10 first downs. Both teams have 11 plus penalties. That's the first time that's happened.
And the question I wanted to ask you guys that I don't think many people are asking today or in general is Pete Carroll is questioning why he bothered to do that, right? No, he's not. He knows why. You don't think that people like Pete Carroll and Deion Sanders are looking like, where's my exit ramp? Like, what am I doing with the remainder of my life?
I guess you can lump in the goat in that conversation, too. And Jordan.
At least that team's improving. At least that team went to Syracuse and won a football game. And you can see the obvious improvement in North Carolina, even though Syracuse was playing. Was that their third string quarterback? Is Syracuse playing with their third string quarterback against Miami?
Yeah, they got like a walk on. The spread against Miami is 29.5. That being said, Miami's got a ton of injuries, and these injuries are worse than we're letting on.
Wow. Way to get ahead of it.
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Chapter 3: What are the challenges faced by Georgia Tech's football program?
That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule.
Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it.
Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
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