Local Hour: The Golden State Golden Yellow Jackets

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What is the significance of Smirnoff as the NFL's official vodka?

Stugatz 0:01
All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff! Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff.
Smirnoff!
Stugatz 0:11
Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff! Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May. Smirnoff! Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win a Lely Mays one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Me.
Stugatz 0:49
That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retailer. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age. Smirnoff. No purchase necessary. Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website.
Mike Ryan 1:18
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Tony 1:57
Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.
Stugatz 2:04
Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule.
Tony 2:18
Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Stugatz 2:20
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it.
Tony 2:32
Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
Chris Cody 2:40
Chris, people will see your costume in a moment, and I don't know if you're wearing this to highlight tonight, but I would like an update from the bowels of that costume that tells me what's going on tonight with the Cyclones. What costume?
Stugatz 2:55
Why would I wear this to Hi-Li is the first question. I'm having trouble hearing you, so maybe don't lead with me.
Chris Cody 3:03
So your headphones aren't working. Oh, now it's better. Your headphones aren't working right. You just told Roy three seconds ago that you don't think you can do the EP job today, which doesn't seem like the way to do this.
Stugatz 3:15
Correct confirmed. I'm it confirmed. I'm in a bear suit, and this is gonna suck I had 70 Chicken nuggets a couple days ago, and this somehow seems like it's gonna be worse. Hey bear How's the eyesight doing inside that costume? You know I'm looking through my mouth at the moment. That's the better eyesight He's trying to get a claw to turn on the mic, but the problem is the claw to kind of bends So it's not like a hard claw, it's a soft claw
Chris Cody 3:37
Tony, if you'd seen what just happened before the show is he got in his customary seat. He tried to look at the console and stuff. And he's like, Roy, he went immediately to the bullpen because he hadn't considered when wearing a bear costume that his job might be more difficult.

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