Local Hour: The Good Bagels
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What issues arose with breakfast during the show?
I was a little bit worried this morning, Dan, when I got here. I'm not going to lie. A little bit worried.
There was no breakfast. I saw that. I came in and I didn't see any trays out there. I didn't see any bagels out there. I've seen in general that the breakfast has gotten a bit flimsier. The lunch is still strong, but the breakfast has gotten a little weaker. What happened?
So I have some inside information via our ladies at the desk over there. They were telling me that the delivery driver came in with the stuff. And then as he was delivering said stuff, it exploded and fell on the ground and they had to go get more.
So that's why I was late. I was worried. But then the breakfast came through in a very big way. You got the good bagels this morning. You got the good cream cheese. You know I don't play around with that whipped cream cheese. I like the block cream cheese. And you got the good bagels. You like government cream cheese? I'm in a great mood today, Dan.
Miami doesn't make great bagels, correct? The Miami bagel can be inconsistent. These are the good ones. I've heard people from New York come in and complain about our bagels because New York has some bagel snobs, and evidently we don't always make good bagels. It's true. What makes these bagels better than the other bagels?
They're just fat. These are fat bagels. They're allowed to have that. You ever have a New York croqueta? Yikes. It ain't the same.
I wasn't saying that they're not allowed to have that.
All right, all right. But there's no shame in not having as good a bagel as New York.
They just come down here and they complain that the bagels aren't as good. But they complain. They complain.
They complain. That's true. You can put bagels, you can put any other thing you want out there.
They complain. New Yorkers do come down here and just complain while in Miami about how Miami's not as good while New York right at present is shoveling ice off of the driveway all over the Northeast while we have weather unlike any in the United States. We will take a lesser bagel in exchange for having weather better than anywhere in the United States. The entire United States is like Denver today, right? It's like the second half in Denver yesterday.
Yeah.
Except for Miami, where it's 78 degrees. We're the best.
Very foggy, though. I did wake up very foggy this morning.
Why are Miami bagels considered inconsistent?
I was driving. I was like, whoa.
It was. It was hard to see even three feet in front of you. But then when you drove one mile, perfect sunshine.
I'm looking at the weather channel right now in St. Louis, Missouri. It's zero degrees.
Yes, suckers.
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
Put it on the poll, Juju. Would you prefer that the Rams and Seahawks just play again at Levitard Show? And would you also prefer, because the measurement system is so imperfect in this sport, that the Rams and Seahawks just play best of three starting right now to actually determine who's best as opposed to the slop we did yesterday? where two fourth down calls go a different way and you've got two different teams playing and you don't have a measurement system that actually helps you understand who's the best team. I've got a couple of stats of the day for you guys that are totally crazy. All right, play the stat of the day music.
What makes the good bagels stand out in Miami?
You guys tell me which of these stats is the best.
Start of the day, start of the day, it is the start of the day. Start of the day, start of the day, it is the start of the day.
So I've got three of them for you, okay? Stafford yesterday goes 350 plus three touchdowns, no turnovers. Second time in five weeks he does that and loses? That happened to Brady twice in 23 years. That's one of the stats of the day. There have been four times, Zaslow, since 1970 that a quarterback goes for 370 plus, three passing touchdowns, and zero interceptions against the NFL's number one scoring defense? Four times it's happened. That... That quarterback is lost twice at Stafford in the last five weeks. Where it's happened, where he's playing, you know, perfect football.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What issues arose with breakfast during the show?
0:00–2:09
2
Why are Miami bagels considered inconsistent?
2:09–3:10
3
What makes the good bagels stand out in Miami?
3:10–7:52
4
How does weather affect NFL game strategies?
7:52–9:50
5
How do recent NFL games impact team evaluations?
9:50–11:42
6
What are the surprising stats about quarterback performances?
11:42–13:09
7
What controversy surrounds the movie 'The Rip' and Hialeah?
13:09–14:30
8
What are the implications of portraying Hialeah in media?
14:30–41:11
Speakers
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