Local Hour: The Haunting Marino Chant
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What fantasy football stresses are discussed at the beginning?
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Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.
Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule.
Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly.
You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
We appear to have, on a fired up Monday, genuine sports disagreement between Zaslow and Greg Cody. The Dolphins won, their coach went for it on fourth and short, fourth and goal, very short, tie game, two minutes left in the game, went for a touchdown and failed to get the touchdown. Greg Cody, your thoughts?
It was a lame brain decision by him. We can look back on it now and retrofit it and say, ah, he had faith in his team. They won anyway. They won. They got lucky in overtime. They won because Jack Jones had a pick on the only terrible pass Mariota threw all day. In that situation, you go for the win. It's late in regulation. The other team has no timeouts left. You go for the 16-13 win in regulation. And that was a long fourth and two. That was not fourth and inches. Oh, a long two. That was a fourth and two, legit. And then the play they call is their backup running back plowing right into the middle of the line and being tackled by a 5,000-pound defensive tackle.
What if it was a normal two yards? Not a long two yards.
It was a long two yards. That matters.
There's a such thing as a long two, by the way. Because when you look at the field, sometimes they put that ball a little bit closer to the three-yard line than the two-yard.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What fantasy football stresses are discussed at the beginning?
0:00–7:10
2
What controversial decision did the Dolphins coach make during the game?
7:10–16:11
3
What are the differing opinions on Mike McDaniel's coaching decisions?
16:11–21:06
4
How do the hosts analyze the Dolphins' fourth down decision-making?
21:06–21:56
5
What insights are shared about the University of Miami's football performance?
21:56–32:58
6
How do the hosts view the implications of Miami's recent games?
32:58–45:27
7
What are the hosts' thoughts on Dan Marino's public appearances?
45:27–48:43