Local Hour: The Peanut Gallery (feat. Tony Calatayud)
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What despicable behavior did Dan reveal at the start of the show?
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Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee pee on an electric fence.
OK, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100 percent that I insist on completely. Jagermeister must be drank ice cold or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold.
Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35 percent alcohol by volume imported by mass Jagermeister U.S. White Plains, New York.
I'm not totally sure, Zaz, as we begin today, if in 21 years of doing this, I have ever felt exactly the way that I do right now starting this show today. And it's going to be honestly hard to overcome the way that I'm actually physically feeling. No, it's not exciting for this reason. Do you guys make any distinctions, any distinctions at all between feeling embarrassed and feeling ashamed?
No.
Any distinctions between the two things? So shame is much worse, right? Feeling ashamed feels worse than embarrassed, even though embarrassing feels plenty bad, right?
The embarrassing will go away a lot quicker than shameful.
I have felt embarrassed any number of times doing this show over 21 years. I've never started it feeling this kind of ashamed. Why are you ashamed? I was just throwing peanut shells all over the floor of the parking garage and I got caught. And I got caught by Mike Ryan. And I got caught by Mike Ryan who called me out in front of the entirety of the group. And then Amin looks up and is like, I was wondering who was doing that. And I had no moves away from that. I was simply throwing peanut shells on the floor of the garage and expecting someone else to pick them up.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What despicable behavior did Dan reveal at the start of the show?
0:01–8:22
2
How does Amin defend the NBA against complaints about player absences?
8:22–23:11
3
What are the implications of players missing games for fans?
23:11–36:00
4
How does the discussion shift to the topic of Give Miami Day?
36:00–39:30
5
What are the emotional impacts of shame versus embarrassment?
39:30–49:11
Speakers
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