Local Hour: The Right Time To Die
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Who is hosting today's episode?
Yeah! Welcome! Dan Levitard Show of Friday morning, the 21st of March. Good to have you aboard. I'm Jonathan Zaslow, alongside is my pal Mike Ryan. Hello, how are you this morning?
Oh my god, I popped for that. There are local Zaslow marks in this market that remember hearing that.
I haven't done that in years. Been a little while.
I had to drag it out of you. You had a morning.
What is Jonathan Zaslow's morning routine?
Well, first of all, it takes me forever to get here. So, like, I'm able to accomplish a lot in the morning. I got to get up early. I don't normally get up early, okay? I'm on my own schedule. And I got up early today and yesterday, of course. I'm glad to be back here with you today. Glad to have you back. And, yeah, so I was out last night. I was with my wife. Sometimes you got to do date night, all right? You got to take the women out. You got to let them know that you still care about them.
First night of the tournament, though?
Well, we went to a show, all right? So I had control over that.
What are your thoughts on foreplay?
Well, either you're good at it or you're not. And I would tell you if you're good at it, you don't need to brag.
I mean, it is what it is. But you also need to fight against certain allegations and confidently stand your ground.
Some more than most.
Well, Jeremy, I'm proud of you.
So I had some time this morning, which was great because I never miss a Florida Panther game. Never, ever, ever. I record every game. And last night. You got TiVo, Sil? You have DVRs? Remember how long we called it TiVo? TiVo was the name to record something on television.
How does Jonathan Zaslow feel about the Florida Panthers?
Dude, that usually means you stand the test of time. There are different search engines there, but people say, hey, go ahead and Google that for me. It doesn't matter what teleconference app you're on. Hop on the Zoom. So it's like, can I TiVo this? Was the lexicon in the lexicon forever until on-demand programming, I guess, and streaming.
So I never miss a Panther game. I mean, I'm beside myself if I have to miss a Panther game. I love that team so much. I love you, Sacha Barkoff. And so I didn't get to watch the game last night because I got home late. I was really tired. I watched the entire Panther game this morning.
All right, so I have a couple questions.
Which got the weekend start off on the right foot, by the way. You think I need that shit in my life to start a Friday morning of the Panthers losing? Come on. We're in a good mood today.
Barkoff is your boy.
He was my boy last night. He was very good.
So the first question that I have is, were you able to avoid any spoilers?
Of course. Of course. Yeah, yeah. So it's easy to avoid the spoilers last night because it's on my mind. All right, the Panthers are playing right now. Let's not check Twitter. None of that stuff. But when I woke up this morning, the first thing I did, like I go to the bathroom, I'm doing my thing, I'm on the throne. And so I'm scrolling through my phone. Before or after coffee? No, before. First thing.
Really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes you need the coffee to activate it. Nope. I don't know what you got going on, but that's not the way I do it.
It's well chronicled in this show.
What are the highlights from the recent Panthers game?
So I'm scrolling the phone like, oh, wait, hold on. I don't want to have the Panther game swallowed for me. So then I put the phone away and I'm like, let's put the Panther game on. So I had the Panther game on when I'm getting ready in the bathroom this morning to come in and look all pretty for all you guys. And yeah, I finished the game like... Right before I got here this morning.
So you fast forward through commercials. Yeah, of course. But you watch everything.
No, I didn't fast forward through anything, any of the games. So the whole game.
So you started your morning with a 0-0.
Yeah, I watched 60 minutes of nothing.
Regulation tie. No scoring.
But it was a great game. It was. It was as good a 0-0 game could be.
That third period, the goalies stood on their head.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Who is hosting today's episode?
0:19–0:46
2
What is Jonathan Zaslow's morning routine?
0:46–1:56
3
How does Jonathan Zaslow feel about the Florida Panthers?
1:56–3:17
4
What are the highlights from the recent Panthers game?
3:17–4:57
5
What are the challenges faced by the Florida Panthers?
4:57–7:21
6
How do personal rivalries affect sports fans?
7:21–12:18
7
Are there any notable podcast advertisements?
12:18–15:04
8
How was the March Madness tournament perceived?
15:04–39:05
Speakers
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