Local Hour: The Wemby Stopper
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What is the significance of Khalil Ware's potential in basketball?
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How long will Aleksander Barkov be out of action?
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Why did you walk in here today asking how much skin weighs?
It's an interesting fact that I reveal on the Greg Cody Show podcast with Greg Cody. I have a three facts jack that I do every week, and I only do things that surprise me, that I didn't know, that I think people would be interested in. And it's a matter of fact that the human skin weighs about 20 pounds. In other words, if you were skinned alive... the physicality of your shed skin would be the equivalent of two bowling balls. It's an incredible total. I always think of skin as almost featherweight.
Greg, do you mean to tell me if Dan were skinned alive?
It would be a little more than 20. Wait a minute. I mean, nothing is exact. You know, a thin person might be 18. Dan might be 26.
You think my skin weighs more than your skin?
Isn't it the fat surrounding the skin?
Like the skin would all weigh the same, no? A fat person's skin and a skinny person's skin.
Right, just depends on how tall or short you are.
How much skin you got?
Well, you know, I've never cannibalized anyone. I'm not sure about the details. But what I'll tell you is, roughly speaking, people don't think of skin as the organ.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the significance of Khalil Ware's potential in basketball?
0:01–2:20
2
How long will Aleksander Barkov be out of action?
2:20–5:30
3
What does the team expect from Barkov's recovery timeline?
5:30–9:19
4
How does skin weight relate to human anatomy?
9:19–12:09
5
What are the implications of the Panthers scoring eight goals?
12:09–15:25
6
What challenges are the Miami Heat facing this season?
15:25–18:04
7
How does the team depth impact the Heat's performance?
18:04–21:43
8
What are the characteristics of a Wemby stopper?
21:43–49:10