Local Hour: Tony Calls Dan "Dad" (feat. Tom Bogert)
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What is the significance of Tom Bogert joining the show?
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How does the team react to the upcoming World Cup Draw?
Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence. Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it.
What are the consequences of losing at fantasy football?
Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
Zaz, is that Jeremy's brother in the back corner of the shipping container? Who is that back there? I don't know that fool. I believe that we brought someone in because Mike Ryan needs to talk about a most historic finals match being played in soccer. I'm not enough for him? Well, Tony's not enough. Roy's not enough. Chris isn't enough. I'm not enough. Jeremy's not enough. And Zaz isn't enough.
What are we talking about again? You called it the finals. It's just a final. There's no S. Like hockey. Singular game.
How many are there that are just called a, okay, I guess that's what it is. Singular final. It's when it's one game, it's a final, and when it's more than one game, it's plural? No, not in hockey.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the significance of Tom Bogert joining the show?
0:01–2:10
2
How does the team react to the upcoming World Cup Draw?
2:10–2:47
3
What are the consequences of losing at fantasy football?
2:47–7:06
4
What insights does Tom Bogert provide about the soccer finals?
7:06–32:52
5
How does Messi's performance impact the perception of MLS?
32:52–36:05
6
What is the historical context of Messi's success at his age?
36:05–46:14
Speakers
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