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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

Mon, 11 Nov 2024

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Stugotz, Billy and Mikey A are all together for the show in Arizona and they finally have some clarity on a few teams including the Chiefs and the Steelers. Winners and Losers includes Germany, the late games, Indiana, Miami and a fan of the show who threw Billy a football. Stugotz hits us with two top five lists. Plus, Billy goes against all his instincts on the BBBBBB. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Chapter 1: What are the key insights from the Arizona trip?

1.215 - 23.161 Ad Reader

Listen, boys, we got to talk about Jägermeister, a go-to guy at home, at the bar, or maybe even out at the rink. A drink so ice cold, it deserves its own video tribute at every sports bar across North America. No trash talk, no running its mouth. We love the confidence on them. Jägermeister sent us an ad to read on the show, but they're so confident they said, don't do any of that normal ad stuff.

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Chapter 2: How should we drink Jägermeister?

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Tell the listeners two things. Jägermeister is great, but everyone's been drinking it wrong. Damn, that's cold. Well, how should we be drinking it? They're so glad you asked. Ice cold at zero degrees Fahrenheit, to be exact. Ice cold shots of Jagermeister. That's it. That's all they want to tell you. So wherever you are, if you're hanging out with friends or at the bar, call the shots.

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Cheers with ice cold shots of Jagermeister. Damn, that's cold.

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50.046 - 53.307 Mike

And remember to check Jagermeister out at DraftKingsXJagermeister.com.

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53.683 - 80.766 Ad Reader

Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume. Imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S. White Plains, New York. Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here? Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up. Well, I do know that to be true, but even during ad reads, like... Cuervo.

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94.214 - 94.694 Billy

Cuervo.

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The tequila that invented tequila.

Chapter 3: What happened in the 4 o'clock NFL games?

99.558 - 99.998 Billy

Cuervo.

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100.999 - 115.31 Stugotz

Do you know this one friend who just comes out of bed in the morning and then doesn't come out of his grin? Who is even in front of the first coffee, shamelessly well-groomed, and radiates the morning sun around the bed? Terrible. Disgusting. How can you just...

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116.17 - 124.993 Billy

Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App.

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136.28 - 141.182 Billy

God bless football, Billy Gill. God bless football, Mikey, eh?

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141.542 - 143.083 Mike

God bless football, Stugatz.

143.303 - 160.132 Billy

It was an exciting week. We are live here in Scottsdale, Arizona, at the DraftKings Sportsbook, courtesy of our friends at Smirnoff. It was a great weekend of football, except for the 4 o'clock games. We'll get to those in just a second. But the 1 o'clock. They were fine. 4 o'clock's bird gang. Stop it.

160.332 - 160.632 Stugotz

Really?

160.812 - 161.433 Billy

Yeah.

161.473 - 162.313 Stugotz

Bird gang.

Chapter 4: Are the Steelers a good team this season?

255.481 - 267.606 Stugotz

Yeah, but I don't think that sometimes you have these skirmishes and you have these little dust-ups and then it galvanizes the team and they all come together. I don't know that that's necessarily how it goes when one teammate chokes the other one on the sideline.

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267.686 - 282.635 Billy

It was interesting. So it was in the San Francisco game, San Francisco and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and the Bucs have lost four straight now. and I think they've lost those four games by a combined, like, 20 points. They're in every football game. They don't win all of them, but Baker Mayfield has them in just about every game.

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282.675 - 285.917 Stugotz

I don't know how, by the way, with how injured they are. He has no weapons.

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285.997 - 307.225 Billy

He has Kodan, and that's it. Well, Mike Evans is hurt, but you're right. So is Chris Godwin. Yeah, Godwin's hurt. But anyway, Moody, the kicker for San Francisco, came off the field after missing his third field goal of the day. And who was there to greet him? Deebo Samuel. And not greet him, like, with anything positive. Like, we got you. Go back out there.

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307.245 - 309.607 Stugotz

You got the next one. We got your back. Right. You got the next one. Thanks so much.

309.887 - 333.208 Billy

This was getting in the kicker's face. So much so that the long snapper had to get between Debo Samuel and Moody the kicker. Now, I keep calling him Moody the kicker because I don't know his first name. Jake. Jake Moody. Thank you very much. So, Debo was there to greet him in a foul Moody as he came off the field last I'm going to keep making that joke, Billy, whether you like it or not.

333.228 - 353.207 Billy

He was going to foul Moody, and he picked on a kicker. And I got news for you. Minutes later, after that skirmish, after choking the long snapper, all of them together celebrated a game-winning field goal by Moody. And so you might say maybe Debo delivered the message that needed to be delivered and got the job done. I say no.

353.608 - 361.13 Billy

Pick on someone your own size, and Debo should not have celebrated what Moody did at the end of the game, which was win the game for San Francisco.

361.811 - 382.084 Mike

So are we supposed to believe now that the long snapper-kicker relationship is the same as, like, the left tackle quarterback? Like, you don't go after my guy? Like, is that a thing? You don't go after a kicker. Well, no, because it's... They're tiny. It is weird. Go after Sebastian Janikowski. Then we'll talk.

Chapter 5: What are the winners and losers of the week?

440.214 - 441.914 Mike

Now, if you're Debo, you take credit for it.

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442.255 - 444.295 Billy

You have to. Do you? Yeah, I think you do.

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444.315 - 448.136 Mike

Imagine a kicker going up to Debo and being like, catch the ball, man.

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448.236 - 458.098 Stugotz

Yeah, right. Can you imagine that? Debo came out and just said, like, everything's fine, right? Yeah, sure. Oh, yeah, Debo thinks everything's fine. Yeah, everything's fine. The problem is the long snapper. That guy's big.

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459.038 - 460.719 Billy

He's big. Is he?

460.979 - 462.68 Stugotz

Yeah. Okay. Oh, now I'm bigger than Debo.

462.7 - 475.367 Billy

But, I mean, just in general, how do you feel about a guy like Debo Samuel getting on a kicker? Because, I mean, I guess, listen, he's part of the team. But to Mikey A's point, that kicker would never dare tell Debo Samuel how to do his job.

475.687 - 480.429 Stugotz

Ever. I would very likely not go after him if I was a kicker.

481.11 - 481.27 Mike

Yeah.

Chapter 6: How did the Dolphins and Jets perform?

761.981 - 771.482 Stugotz

But we were saying, like, If they're kicking a field goal, Baker's kicking that field goal. Like, Baker's not letting someone else get this ball. Baker will kick that field goal if that's what we're doing. Over his dead body. Yeah, exactly right.

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771.502 - 775.983 Billy

You know what he doesn't do, though? He doesn't threaten the kicker when he comes off the field. That's not Baker. Baker doesn't do that.

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776.163 - 781.884 Stugotz

Baker, in these losses, I think has still been pretty impressive. He's been great. With what he's had to work with.

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781.904 - 782.444 Billy

He's been great.

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782.624 - 782.824 Stugotz

Yeah.

783.124 - 786.185 Billy

If I look at the stats, I'm certain he's leading the NFL in touchdown passes.

786.205 - 788.025 Stugotz

Yeah. Keep your head up, big dog, if you're listening.

788.065 - 793.266 Billy

Why do you keep doing that? I'm checking out Baker right now.

793.506 - 799.908 Stugotz

By the way, in terms of the Steelers and the Commanders game that we were just talking about... Yeah, and by the way, Baker has 23 touchdowns.

Chapter 7: What are the implications of the college football playoffs?

1238.984 - 1254.733 Stugotz

And they already told their season ticket holders, you're losing a game next year. It's going to be international. And now he said Spain. So I think the Dolphins are going to Spain. I already have had... early conversations about going to Spain to see a Dolphins game. Really? Yeah, we'll see if it happens. Wow. Breaking news. It's a long flight.

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1254.753 - 1256.334 Billy

Who'd you have these early conversations with?

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1256.354 - 1266.504 Stugotz

My wife. That's who I have to get to approve things. Well, she has an uncle that lives in Spain, so I'm like, hey, you want to go to Spain next year? She's like, yeah. And I'm like, to see the Dolphins? And she's like, uh, sure.

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1266.924 - 1268.746 Mike

Yeah. GBF on the road. Ooh.

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1269.066 - 1271.488 Stugotz

Expense that. God bless football.

1271.508 - 1275.99 Billy

A rare expense trip to Spain. I'm excited about this.

1276.11 - 1279.852 Stugotz

Anyways, do you guys have winners or losers? I just gave you my loser, Germany. Okay.

1279.992 - 1280.673 Billy

I'll give you a loser.

1281.814 - 1290.839 Mike

The 4 o'clock slate yesterday. Oh, my God. The 4 o'clock slate yesterday was some of the worst football. Three games, and they were all terrible.

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