Monday Hangover: Bad Wins
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What are the key insights from the Arizona trip?
Listen, boys, we got to talk about Jägermeister, a go-to guy at home, at the bar, or maybe even out at the rink. A drink so ice cold, it deserves its own video tribute at every sports bar across North America. No trash talk, no running its mouth. We love the confidence on them. Jägermeister sent us an ad to read on the show, but they're so confident they said, don't do any of that normal ad stuff.
How should we drink Jägermeister?
Tell the listeners two things. Jägermeister is great, but everyone's been drinking it wrong. Damn, that's cold. Well, how should we be drinking it? They're so glad you asked. Ice cold at zero degrees Fahrenheit, to be exact. Ice cold shots of Jagermeister. That's it. That's all they want to tell you. So wherever you are, if you're hanging out with friends or at the bar, call the shots. Cheers with ice cold shots of Jagermeister. Damn, that's cold.
And remember to check Jagermeister out at DraftKingsXJagermeister.com.
Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume. Imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S. White Plains, New York. Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here? Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up. Well, I do know that to be true, but even during ad reads, like... Cuervo.
Cuervo.
The tequila that invented tequila.
What happened in the 4 o'clock NFL games?
Cuervo.
Do you know this one friend who just comes out of bed in the morning and then doesn't come out of his grin? Who is even in front of the first coffee, shamelessly well-groomed, and radiates the morning sun around the bed? Terrible. Disgusting. How can you just...
Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App.
God bless football, Billy Gill. God bless football, Mikey, eh?
God bless football, Stugatz.
It was an exciting week. We are live here in Scottsdale, Arizona, at the DraftKings Sportsbook, courtesy of our friends at Smirnoff. It was a great weekend of football, except for the 4 o'clock games. We'll get to those in just a second. But the 1 o'clock. They were fine. 4 o'clock's bird gang. Stop it.
Really?
Yeah.
Bird gang.
You're still doing that?
Big one for the bird gang.
Okay, but all the Cardinals fans left. You're still doing the bird gang thing? What do you mean? All the Cardinals fans left. There's still one right here. Bird gang. Cardinals are good, huh? Yeah. That's what I've been trying to tell you all season.
You guys wouldn't listen. Where's your Bears hat?
What?
Where's your dolphin lid? What? They play tonight. Dolphins, big one. Oh, yes. I'm nervous. Why?
The B-B-B-B-B-B-B?
Yes, the BBBBBBs today is going to feature the Dolphins. And I don't like betting on my own teams. And I don't like my team playing on Monday Night Football. That's a whole other thing. But we'll get to that BBBBBBs later.
But what are you nervous about? Just the picks or the game in general? Because the Dolphins are playing a very hot Rams team who's getting healthy. What are you nervous about? We'll get to that later.
I'm nervous. I'm nervous. I'm nervous about the Dolphins. I don't like having to wait around on a Monday to watch it. It's just a whole thing. Right. Yeah. I understand. By the way, we had bonus BB BB BBs. Yeah, we did. And you did well. During the live show that we did just here. You were 2-1. 2-1. I was off by three yards. Three yards from a 3-0. Hate it. Hate it.
But I'll take it. 27 and 13 on the year. The small way. You were rooting for Brees Hall. You needed like four yards, whatever it was. And you experienced for a minute what it was like to be a Jet fan. Getting let down despite being so close. Yeah. Billy. Yeah. We had a little skirmish on the sidelines.
A little incident? Yes.
Yeah. What is that about? It's the rare skirmish for a team that won the football game.
Are the Steelers a good team this season?
Yeah, but I don't think that sometimes you have these skirmishes and you have these little dust-ups and then it galvanizes the team and they all come together. I don't know that that's necessarily how it goes when one teammate chokes the other one on the sideline.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What are the key insights from the Arizona trip?
0:01–0:23
2
How should we drink Jägermeister?
0:23–1:39
3
What happened in the 4 o'clock NFL games?
1:39–4:15
4
Are the Steelers a good team this season?
4:15–7:20
5
What are the winners and losers of the week?
7:20–12:41
6
How did the Dolphins and Jets perform?
12:41–20:38
7
What are the implications of the college football playoffs?
20:38–57:02
Speakers
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