Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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What is Thursday Thunder and who are the key players?

DraftKings Network Announcer 0:16
Look out. Look out. It's Thursday Thunder. It's presented by DraftKings. DraftKings. The crown is yours. Juju, go ahead.
Juju Gotti 0:26
Yes sir, Thursday Thunder, you dig it? You got to know, we always one leg away, you dig it? But this Thursday, we going full force, man. We going to start off with Air Gordon himself, the guy who was cheated out of a slam dunk championship himself. We're going over 13.5 points with him tonight because he's going to Milwaukee. And them boys got a lot of points to prove right now. A lot of chatter about who the best in the West. I think my brother Eric Gordon is going to get 13.5 for sure. Seven dunks. Seven alley-oop dunks. Yes, sir. Second leg, we're going to the Hollywood Lakers. You dig it? Rui, the rooster, Hachimari. I'm going with him over 14.5 points tonight. He low-key been one of their motors, you dig it? Like, when he's playing good, they're playing good.
Juju Gotti 1:19
I mean, why are you laughing? Why are you laughing at him?

Why is JuJu Gotti's nickname for Rui Hachimura 'The Rooster'?

Mike 1:23
I know Juju made that up right now on the spot. The rooster? The rooster. The rooster? Hell yeah.
Juju Gotti 1:29
You feel me? I'm in the booth.
Mike 1:31
I reminded me of your dad. Your dad would just create these nicknames for people.
Juju Gotti 1:37
The rooster is going to definitely get 14.5 points tonight, dog. When he's playing good, the L.A. Lakers are playing phenomenal. And for the last leg, I'm going to stick with those Lakers. Luka Vandross, a.k.a. Huka Doncic. The world is all over him right now thinking that Man, they're doing so good. They're the victors in the trade. Well, I think my boy Luka Doncic, a.k.a.

Is Luka Doncic expected to score big in the upcoming game?

Juju Gotti 2:00
Luka Vandross, will not get 26.5 points tonight. I'm going under on Luka Doncic. 26.5 points tonight, daddy. You got to dig it.
Mike 2:12
Dad, what did your dad used to call James Harden? He had a funny nickname for him. The Running Beard. He just, he just, he wasn't.
Amin Elhassan 2:21
It wasn't the most creative of nicknames, but he called him that for six straight years.
Juju Gotti 2:27
Straight to the point.
Amin Elhassan 2:29
Juju, your thoughts on today's show, the audience's thoughts on today's show. It was a bit of a grind today. I saw Jessica yawning several times. I saw Amin looking at his watch. It seems like a lot of people were inattentive today. Mike wasn't looking? No.
Juju Gotti 2:48
alex from twitter al19 he says dan is very clearly the evil cat and not billy gill and i agree brother nobody saw a mean looking at his watch except the shit stirrer himself without that shit stuttery you be stirring you sir are a shit stirrer all right i uh i put the turd and shit stirrer

Why is Dan Le Batard accused of being a 'shit stirrer'?

Amin Elhassan 3:10
At Levitard Show, put it on the poll. Is Dan a shit, sir? I've been accused. The final word has been spoken. Yeah, it's been a show construct for 20 years. I'm stunned that you guys just noticed it. It works. Yeah. I could keep denying it if you want, but it would seem silly. I've been doing that for 20 years. Any other commentary?
Juju Gotti 3:31
Okay, the buzzer beater from Brother Last Night, which we made the sound effects on, I think that sound effect sounds like Jose Altuve in the dugout realizing that a fastball is on the way.
Amin Elhassan 3:44
The hitting of the trash can. Let's play that sound again.
Jessica 3:52
Gillespie for three. Goal or no, Holloman looks the clock.

What are the reactions to Paul George's mid-season retirement?

Amin Elhassan 3:58
Half court for the win. Oh!
Juju Gotti 4:04
Oh, my goodness! Holloman for the win. 1,000%, Juju. That was so good. Right down the middle. Also, Podcast P retiring mid-season. That's the Chris Powell meme where he hits a big three, cuts the lead to 42. The Sixers are terrible. You should have done this back in August, brother. But much salute, much power to my brother, Paul George.
Amin Elhassan 4:26
That seems insincere. Salute and much power. filing the criticism that everyone else is filing. There's no one taking the other side on this, right? Paul George, there's just jokes here. There's no one supporting Paul George, hitting him on the back and saying, that's a wise move and a good sacrifice for you to make on behalf of your team.
Mike 4:45
Like if he had just not said the word championship, if he said, I got to get my body right and I want to close the season stronger, we would have been like, man, this is a little too late, but like, okay. Help my team try to make the playoffs, right? Not even that.

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