Postgame Show: The Top 5 Only JuJu Could Deliver (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

Dan Le Batard 0:10
Against the spread. Against the spread.
Unknown 0:13
Against the spread is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Tony, go ahead. I'm going to go into the association tomorrow night. I think the Denver Nuggets road to the NBA finals starts against the... Los Angeles Clippers, who have Kawhi Leonard, who's been playing great. But that's about it. The Nuggets are a four-and-a-half point favorite going into the Intuit zone. I'm going to take the Nuggets, minus four-and-a-half, against the spread. And I am going to be taking the Swedes against the U.S. hockey team later this afternoon, plus one-and-a-half. I think that's going to be a low-scoring game. The Swedes fall inside that number, and I got, regrettably, a couple units on the money line, too.
Unknown 0:53
Oh, against the spread. Against the spread.
Stugotz 0:56
Juju is here. We're going to get to Zaz's MVP of the day with Greg Cody. We're going to do that with Greg Cody. Are you ready to fill in on Zaz's MVP of the day, Greg Cody? MVP of the day? Okay, you're not ready. Like this day? Yes, you've got a few minutes to get ready. Or yesterday.
Unknown 1:13
In Greg's defense, there's no NBA going on, so...
Stugotz 1:15
I know. I'm going to give him a warning that he's got to come up with Zaz's MVP of the day before the end of the segment because Juju wants to do Zaz's MVP of the day. And that's what we're going to do.
Unknown 1:25
I got to get cracking.
Stugotz 1:26
Yeah. We also have the polls to update. And what else do you have? Do you have a top five list of any sort for us today, Juju?
Juju Gotti 1:36
Yes, sir, man. Happy Black History Month to everybody. I want to keep it out there as important as it is that no matter what color your skin is, it's the content of your character that matters. So in honor of that, I've put together a top five list of black celebrities that look like white celebrities and white celebrities that look like black celebrities.
Stugotz 2:01
Whoa, okay. Well, I've got only one nominee, and I'm assuming that this is going to be here, but we'll see. I'm going to sit it out until I see some more.
Unknown 2:09
Yeah, no, this is a great idea. Do it. It's been a great show for you.
Juju Gotti 2:13
Trust yourself. Believe. Oh, well, lie. Neil McDonough and Robert Richard. Come on, man. You can't tell me them brothers don't look alike.
Stugotz 2:28
That's pretty good. I hate that we're excluding the audio audience on these photographs, but that's pretty good.
Juju Gotti 2:35
Yes, sir, man. Number five, it's like a little triangle. Terrence Howard, Benicio Del Toro, and Leonardo DiCaprio. They all got that same blue pit bull thing going on.
I got it.

How does the MVP of the Day segment unfold with Greg Cody?

Juju Gotti 2:54
Number four, Margot Robbie and Rochelle Eights. Come on, man. Bro, them sisters look so much alike. You would think the same woman birthed the both of them. Number three, Ice-T and Peter Dinklage.
Stugotz 3:13
Come on, man. That's a good one right there. You would not think that. You're saying that, and if people don't have that picture, they would not agree with you.
Juju Gotti 3:22
Number two, one of my favorites, man, here in Atlanta, man. Salute to Big Future, man. Future and Meryl Streep, man.
Unknown 3:32
Oh, my God.
Juju Gotti 3:34
That's hard to do right there.
Unknown 3:36
I can't tell the difference. Which is which? Who is who?
Juju Gotti 3:40
Bruh, they look so much alike. There's so many photos of them doing the same thing and the same look, bruh. Salute the big future, man. And number one, of course, man. Jigga, Troy, not guilty. Jay-Z and Troy Aitman, man.
Unknown 3:56
We might have given it away if we did that.
Stugotz 3:57
Yeah, that's the one I was going to choose. Yeah, I did think better of it, but not for all the reasons because my judgment has been so good today. At Levitard Show, if you want to get in on the polls, did you get any audience wrestling submissions that were better than the ones Jeremy was giving us?
Juju Gotti 4:14
Actually, I had them, and then my boy Jeremy kept firing them off, and he hit everything on the list. So salute to the audience. Pau Crisal was one of the great contributors, but yeah, Jeremy had it covered. So in place of that, I'm going to read this from an audience member, a loyal audience member, Anastasia Williams. She says, Dan, I feel like you owe $350 in the fine bucket over the last three months due to your tone. terrible tone, not being called out at all.

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