Postgame Show: Top 5 People In Sports Who Need To Keep Their Beard (feat. JuJu Gotti)
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You're not fooling me, Juju.
You got to eat that one, Juju. Come on now. Come on. Yes, sir. You're right, brother. There is no excuse. There is no excuse at all. The only thing that I would say is when Dan says this is the biggest surprising loss – I have literally been saying all year since week two, beating the bills is not the head on your mantle that you think it is. They have a lot of problems. It's multi-pronged. Like as good as it is to say everybody eats is our mantra. Every now and then, you got to have somebody at the head of the table that demand a breast. Like, you feel me? Like, on third down, you need somebody at the table saying, give me the breast, bro. I got us. Like, somewhere on the spectrum. And they haven't had anybody in the way of a number one receiver.
And that's what cripples them on those thirds and longs or second and longs. I'm going to stop talking and let you get a word in edgewise because I got a lot.
I'll tell you, Chris, you know what was low-key my favorite moment from the game yesterday? What moment? When that Jordan Poyer, when he was face down on the grass. That was my favorite. I don't like that Jordan Poyer. Eat that grass, Jordan Poyer.
Right? Because as good as it is, as good as Patrick Mahomes is, bruh, it's a great luxury to be able to throw the ball to Travis Kelsey. As good as Matthew Stafford is playing, man, it feels good to probably see Puka Nakua and Devontae Adams out there when you need them. So I think that the Bills, they've been relying on Josh's greatness more than just understanding that, hey, greatness comes and goes. But you got somebody in a prime right now. You got to surround him with talent, an overflow of talent, because if you don't, you're going to have games like this. Are you worried that the Bills are not going to win the division?
How does JuJu Gotti react to the Bills' loss to the Dolphins?
Oh, man. I don't plan on winning the division this year. All we needed somewhere within these couple of years is a competent competitor, which is the Patriots right now. They're very competent. And I don't see us overcoming our problems, which is... The defensive end. We have so many injuries. We got A.J. Epinesa, Taron Johnson, Christian Benford, Oliver, Josh Palmer, Daquan Jones, Chad Thompson, Landon Jackson. Yesterday, we have so many injuries to overcome. And by them not pulling the trigger at the trade deadline, which is a whole nother thing. I think that they're just destined to be middle of the road this year.
Juju, I see you have a top five for us here today. What do you got, man?
Yes, sir, man. Earlier in the show, Chris said that Aaron Rodgers definitely needs a beer. He does. He needs some scruff.
Dude, he looks old. He looks like gray. His white face just makes him look grayer.
Right, bro. It looks terrible. I was watching it as well. His mean face, his angry face he'd be looking at his teammates with. I'd be like, man, hell nah, bro. You look too angry. So it made me come up with a list of top five people in sports that should not cut their beards. Looking good, Jeremy.
That's your doppelganger juju, right?
Look at that. We have juju and juju. Salute.
Salute to you, juju. Number five, Aaron Rodgers. Brother, you need to keep that beard on your face. Bro, look at you. The jerseys is already bad, but the beard makes it worse.
You know what? Strangely enough, I think you're right. I think no beard makes him look older.
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