Postgame Show: What Zas Has In Common With Marvin Harrison (feat. JuJu Gotti)
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What does JuJu Gotti think about the Bills' current situation?
Five, four, three, two, one. All right, that's the wrong imaging. Five, four, three, leave it all in, two, one. That's right. It's Thursday Thunder. That's right. Presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Juju, what do we got?
Yes, sir, man. I'm going straight to the championship Sunday, man. I don't know about you, but I got a little bit more faith in Jared Stidham than the rest of the world has. But I'm not betting on it. In the words of Tim Kirchen, ah, ye, Madre. I'm going with Ramadre Stevenson from the Patriots, 2.5 receptions.
What are the highlights from the WNBA schedule release?
Dre may have been dumping that thing down lately, and he is the dump-down king, if you feel me. Hey, yo. next leg next leg i'm going with evan ingram for 2.5 catches in sunday's championship game you know that those backup quarterbacks they come in the game and you know who they fall in love with the te1 and te1 is evan ingram you dig it And the last leg. Come on, man. True to man, true to man, true to my partner, true religion, booty man. I'm going with K-Shine booty, man, for 2.5 catches, man. All 2.5s. Lock these 2.5s in right damn now. Crown is yours.
All right, there we go. Juju, good to see you. You know what I got for you? I got an MVP of the day. Let's do it.
How does JuJu explain the $1.7 million per catch statistic?
Oh, yes. MVP of the day. Oh, yes. A busy night last night in the association. And if we're going to talk about MVP, well, the Oklahoma City Thunder last night, they won at the Bucs, 122-102, best record in the league, 37-8. But We better have a conversation about Shea Gildas Alexander. 40 points, 11 assists. He was 16 of 19 from the floor. You know, he becomes just the third player in the history of the NBA to have a 40, 10, 80% from the floor game. Third player in NBA history, Shea Gildas Alexander. All I'm saying is, if we're going to talk about MVP... We better have a conversation about Shea Gildas Alexander.
I love that. Holy moly.
What insights does JuJu share during Thursday Thunder?
FVP of the day. Juju, I see you got your Keon Coleman jersey there. How do you feel about the team owner selling out your boy there?
Bruh, we at all-time goofball levels in Buffalo right now. Last week, just think, we had a chance at a Super Bowl. Josh holding it up, had no real deal opponents left in the AFC. And now here we are, bruh. Like, Brandon Bean, Pagula, jokers of the day, jokers of the year. Brandon Bean and Pagula tried to make it seem like Sean McDermott was the person who pushed for Keyon and all of that stuff. Whenever, bro, we got video footage of you saying Keyon is my top pick. This is you, Brandon Bean. So, man, it's all-time goofy over here, man.
I'm embarrassed. Granted, the owner is the one who said that, that it was the coach who wanted Keyon Coleman. But Brandon Bean is sitting right next to him.
Who is Zaslow's MVP of the Day and why?
What was he thinking to himself? He must have been saying, oh, man, that's kind of not how it went down, right?
We all got that homeboy when we be around him and they start telling a lie and they put you in it. You just be like, yeah, that was my fault that night. He didn't come home because of me. And that's the look he had on his face.
Weird. Do we have a stat of the day today?
Ooh, yeah. Start of the day, start of the day. This is the start of the day. Start of the day, start of the day. This is the start of the day. Start of the day, start of the day. This is the start of the day.
What are the implications of the Oklahoma City Thunder's recent victory?
Start of the day, start of the day. This is the start of the day.
Yes, sir, man. The Rams' Tutu Atwell was paid $10 million this year. This whole season, my brother has six catches for 192 yards, meaning he got $1.7 million per catch. I'm bad to you guys. I feel like that's one of the more fun names to say.
Zaz, do you think if... Juju, how many? Six catches for 120 yards, you said? You're right. 192. 192. Okay. 1.7 mil per catch. Zaz, we put you in pads right now.
How does JuJu react to the Buffalo team owner's decisions?
We tell you 1.7 mil per catch in the NFL. You getting to six? No, I would never get open. I mean, maybe they'd leave me open because... Back shoulder, babe.
I would never get open.
How about a jet sweep? That counts as a pass.
Yeah. Oh, but you know what? Yeah, yeah. I guess, you know, where the quarterback, he just flips the ball to you.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What does JuJu Gotti think about the Bills' current situation?
0:02–0:59
2
What are the highlights from the WNBA schedule release?
0:59–1:58
3
How does JuJu explain the $1.7 million per catch statistic?
1:58–3:14
4
What insights does JuJu share during Thursday Thunder?
3:14–4:22
5
Who is Zaslow's MVP of the Day and why?
4:22–5:02
6
What are the implications of the Oklahoma City Thunder's recent victory?
5:02–5:46
7
How does JuJu react to the Buffalo team owner's decisions?
5:46–6:10
8
What humorous moments arise when discussing player names?
6:10–10:24
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