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Chapter 1: What are the implications of cloning an athlete?
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Chapter 2: How does Zorhan Mamdani's election impact New York City?
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Chapter 3: Did the Jets make a smart move at the trade deadline?
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Chapter 4: What are the potential consequences of cloning pets?
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Chapter 5: How do the hosts feel about cloning in sports?
Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website. Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.
Chapter 6: What are the reactions to the current state of cable TV?
Always drink your JƤgermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Chapter 7: How has the NFL trade deadline changed team dynamics?
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all.
Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast.
Chapter 8: What are the future predictions for the NFL season?
I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.
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The crown is yours. Don't choke, man.
What's the counter up to now? 37?
29. Oh. I ate a few during the break.
No, you didn't. No, you didn't.
A few were eaten during the break. Not so sure.
Not by you. Everybody else did.
The dog had one.
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