The Big Suey: I Got Engaged Here Five Years Ago
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Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.
I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys?
I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar. This is behind the bit.
This is behind the bit. This is behind the bit. I miss ESPN. I miss it so much. I miss those four letters that got me into every restaurant in America.
So yesterday, we tried to get a Valentine's Day reservation. We're like, we're going to send Stugatz out on Valentine's Day at about 5 o'clock, and he needs a reservation in a couple of hours at a very busy place.
How does Stugatz manage to get last-minute reservations?
Dan, when did you discover Stu had a talent for getting reservations?
I wouldn't say necessarily that Stugatz had a talent for getting reservations. Stugatz has a broader talent of getting whatever it is that he wants. by whatever means necessary. Sleaze disguised as charm, greed disguised as I'm your buddy. Stugatz knows how to get things. I don't know that he's got a greater skill of any kind than how to get things for Stugatz.
Yeah, hi, what's your name? My name is Georgia.
Hi, Georgia. That's a beautiful name. How are you? Fine. I'm hoping you can help me out. Happy Valentine's Day, by the way. Thank you very much. How's the restaurant doing? Very good. The restaurant is near and dear to my heart. You know, I got engaged there.
Uh-huh. Okay.
Yeah, I got engaged there. So, you know, I love Hustletown. It's one of my favorite cities. I got engaged at your restaurant. So the city and the restaurant mean a lot to me. I really botched this one up. So I'm hoping, Georgia, you can help me out, okay? Yeah. Okay. So I was supposed to make reservations at your restaurant tonight, and I failed to do it. And so I've been calling in favors all day. Like, I just hung up the phone with J.J. Watt, and he said, listen, you can throw my name around and tell him that you and I are friends. I love J.J. He's the best. You like J.J.? Sure. So he said, listen, if I have to call on your behalf, I will, but just saying my name there should get you through.
And so I'm just trying to get a table for four tonight at 730, if possible. Prime time, then.
Let me see what I can do.
Last minute dinner reservations, they're very stressful. Everything is last minute for me. And so what I told Dan, when it gets down to the last minute, you got to do what you got to do. If I have to use Levitard's name, I will use Levitard's name to get me into a restaurant. If I have to use Will Perdue's name in Chicago to get myself into a restaurant, I will use Will Perdue's name. And I have used Will Perdue's name to get me into a restaurant. And so restaurant reservations are really me at my best because I'm doing it last minute. And I know I have to lie. When I know I have to lie, I'm Really good at life. Maybe you take someone from the 730 category, that range, who doesn't quite have the promotional platforms that I have. You bump them down to 530. Boom.
You put me, Luke Longley, and Ron Karkovai, 730 prime time.
I know. That sounds amazing. But unfortunately, I can't do that.
Listen, I'll bring Willie Galt. I'll bring Willie Galt. Willie Galt.
You could bring... Kitka? Anybody you wanted, but I cannot push. I unfortunately can't push any reservations that are.
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