Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Chapter 2: What is the significance of Greg eating nine olives?
Wisconsin may have to keep Luke Fickle, even if they don't want because, yeah, we're not going to be able to get anyone this year.
Let's close the Brian Kelly file then at Notre Dame. I'm sorry, at LSU, because all I remember is the funny things, the awkward things, the things that were a note off. So let's first play the sound that Mike Ryan just mentioned about him showing up in LSU all of a sudden with a Cajun accent.
It's a great night to be a Tiger. I'm here with my family, and we are so excited to be in the great state of Louisiana, but more importantly, to be with you great fans.
What a fraud. My family. It's a great not to be a toggle. But the fact that he's a fraud doesn't dismiss the fact that the impatience in college football right now is absolutely ridiculous. The buyout total of coaches prematurely fired is over 200 million now. Over 200 million and rising. I think it's bad for the sport. I think it's ridiculous. Have a little patience.
I mean, you've got a guy who's got a career, great record. Give him a chance.
Did you hear Nick Saban and Kirk Herbstreit go on about this at College Game Day? It was actually Saban did the predictable thing, but he did provide a little bit of color. They debated whether or not these boosters that give so much money to this program should have so much influence on the direction of the programs. And maybe some of these guys are firing coaches a little too soon.
Yes, they should. It's like an owner in the pros. This is a pro sport. The people who have the money that are helping you get the kids have influence. That's how it works. If you don't like it, go somewhere else. Should the person who pays for everything have a say? Yeah, I love how coaches and legacy media people in college football are like, wait a second, that's going too far.
What, money has power? Let me clutch my pearls. What?
Just take a look at the White House. Wait a second, what? Why is it bad for the sport, Greg?
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Chapter 3: How does Lane Kiffin's coaching style differ from others?
He doesn't support the troops, Dan.
No, I mean, I do. I do support troops. I support troops. No, I do.
Look, I'm not going to be deposed.
While we're cleaning house, Dad, how you doing after all that sodium? Well, speaking of the military, I can report right now that coffee does not go with olives. It's just a mix. It's a combination that you don't want to be a part of. Trust me. I'm going to be running to the bathroom like Richmond took Virginia.
I like that.
Thank you. You guys just saw one of the greatest tricks in the Greg Cody playbook when he just wants to say what he wants to say and doesn't want to address anything that's been offered to him by the show. Speaking of the military, put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Speaking of the military, do olives go with coffee? Yes or no. Let's play. Let's just clean out the Brian Kelly file here.
Earlier this season, he got very mad with a reporter. And I want to just play the sound again. This was recently. And I want to play the sound of him banging on a table. And these are the only Brian Kelly memories I have. So play whichever one you want here and we will play both of them and empty the Brian Kelly file.
And we're sitting here again.
We're sitting here again talking about the same things.
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Chapter 4: What led to Brian Kelly's firing from LSU?
initially at first, which is just, this guy's a psycho. He was trying to get ready for next play. It's insane. It's a testament to how much people like him and like his style of play. You got a standing ovation from Eagles fans. You know how likable you are if the Eagle fan is upset that you're leaving the game? Every football fan was super bummed because that is potentially a life altering
injury for a dude that was well on his way in that market to becoming a superstar from his personality to his style of play to the novelty of him being white at that position the guy had everything in front of him and every kind of every football fan let out the same kind of damn man i think with modern medicine though like he's going to be back he's going to be fine like how many times have we seen dan i know you haven't seen the injury back had that jack jordan travis like all these injuries well jordan travis is medically retired well yes okay understood but dylan gabriel
And it's not about speed with Scataboo. It's more about toughness. So he'll probably be okay.
We can't say that. We can't know that. It is a badly fractured ankle that in a sport where we all know how violent it is... Which are you, the person who looks or the person who doesn't? I was grateful for all the warnings. I didn't want to see the slow motion replay. I didn't look too closely at what happened to Tyreek Hill either because of how unpleasant that was.
Not too closely, but you looked.
Well, I couldn't avoid. No, no, I didn't look. Was it one eye? No. A little De Niro look?
Like two of them. A little De Niro?
Good call by you. It looked in real time awful, and I didn't look at the slow motion stuff afterward.
Slow motion was worse.
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Chapter 5: How do coaching changes impact college football dynamics?
I'm going to look up. What number does that look like? 42, 43? Who is that fool? You're going to look that up? I'm going to look him up. Also, David Stone is huge. Let me see.
Yeah, but Lane Kiffin is not. Lane Kiffin is not huge, and that is a tiny person. Our Hampton Farms Nuttiest Fan nominees, how many of those do we have this week, Christopher?
Wow. It's the nuttiest fan brought to you by Hampton Farms. Get nutty with Hampton Farms, the official peanut of bowl season. Vote for your favorite nutty fan at Levitard Show on Instagram. Dan, we have two nominees this week. We have a naked duck. In the Oregon student section, we had the duck taking his shirt off, which made him completely nude.
Luckily, he's kind of covering himself up with his right hand. I feel like I should be looking away. It does. Why does it feel so revealing?
But it's not revealing because it seems like the duck does not have genitalia. It seems like there's nothing.
Dan, the way the ducks are set up, it's actually inside.
Okay, so it's true to form.
And he is competing with an Indiana fan, an old man who is taking your shirt off seems to be the trend of the season. People like to take their shirt off. And this Indiana fan decided he saw the crew doing it. He's like, I'm in. Let's do it. And he whipped off his shirt. And it's an old man shirtless. What's better than that? It's harassment. He doesn't seem to be doing it.
Somebody's like making him do it. I love that energy. Chris, we've done this before, but show me your belly button.
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