The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Jeremy Costs Everyone Money (feat. Nick Wright)
17 Nov 2025
Chapter 1: What is the significance of Smirnoff in this episode?
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Chapter 2: What context is needed for Nick Wright's betting situation?
You can get his podcast, What's Right with Nick Wright. wherever it is that you get your podcast. But where does this one rank in terms of overall pain for you, a loss that feels a little bit sleepless? Because now it's not just your money, Nick, and I don't know which one of these. I'm going to say that your money hurts more, but I don't know given how much you care about this team emotionally.
I can make the money. I'll just, you know, I can make the money back, Dan. That's the thing. No, this is how I would rank it.
as far as pain the most pain is uh that my team's in trouble like that is true like they are i know they're still like 58 to make the playoffs but that's to make the playoffs and they don't have the tie i can't believe that this is i feel like this is such a this is the stuff the poverty level teams talk about like we don't have the tiebreaker with the jags gross
I can't believe I'm, like, looking at, like, the tiebreakers with the Jags and the Texans. Like, who the hell are we? When's the last time you looked at a tiebreaker during the regular season? I don't know. Honest to God, I don't. Four years ago, we were 5-4. But then we blew out the Raiders in a similar spot and, you know, ended up 12-5. So, first, most pain is for the team.
Second most pain is the pride.
Like I... All week last week, Dan, I said them losing was an impossibility and Bo Nix was going to look terrible in this game.
And Patrick throws the red zone pick. The gold medalist of pain is my team. The silver medalist is my pride. And the bronze medalist is my bank account.
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Chapter 3: How did Jeremy's actions impact the shipping container's betting outcome?
But... Can make more money. That pick, where does it rank on you being stunned by anything Chiefs related? Like, I don't know how surprised you were the way that Bucs Super Bowl went. I don't know how surprised you were the way that Eagles Super Bowl went. But seeing Patrick throw that particular pick where you're like, what was he doing? What happened there? It was high, Dan. It was high.
He threw a pick like that against the Jags. 99-yard pick six, which is why we don't have the tiebreaker. It was, listen, they deserved, I tweeted it, they deserved to lose. I can't believe I'm saying this. Denver was better. Denver deserved to win the game. The Chiefs made a bunch of mistakes. They turned the ball over. They couldn't get off the field on third and long. It was bad.
And now they're in a real, now it's a real fight for their lives. And I still, you know, there is a part of me that says we're now just going, the revenge will be 2-7 in Denver round one of the playoffs. Like that's certainly on the board. But if you actually dig into it, they're in a very precarious spot. If the playoffs started today, the Lions, Ravens, and Chiefs would be out.
They were 11-0 in one-score games last year. They're 0-5 in one-score games this year. What is that? Well, you threw a lot at me there. The Ravens are not... Good. Now they have the same record as the Chiefs. But the Ravens, that win against Cleveland was horrifying.
So the Ravens' problem is their quarterback missed some time, their defense was bad, and now their quarterback's back, and he's not himself. The Lions, the NFC is stacked, and their lines aren't quite as good as they were. The Chiefs, it's bizarre. Because the offensive line is much better than it was last year, and the receiving core is healthy.
And while, yes, winning 17 straight one-score games is aberrant, losing five straight is aberrant as well. And so I don't have... I don't have the answer for you there, Dan.
I don't.
Which one hurts more of the things I'm about to tell you? Third place? This is awful. Worst record than the Panthers? Same record as the Texans? Oh, you mean third place in the division? Is that what you're saying? Yeah, third place in the division. Worst record than the Panthers I hadn't even thought about.
You guys are sons of bitches.
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Chapter 4: What lessons can be learned from Nick Wright's gambling experience?
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I mean, it's November. It's almost turkey time, folks. Where are the dolphins at? And the Ravens and the Chiefs are in the hunt graphic. Dolphins are a week away from in the hunt.
The Lions are out of the playoffs today.
Right? If I told you this before the season... Lions, Ravens, Chiefs in the hunt graphic. There is a playoff that you're looking at where Josh Allen, Patrick Mahomes, Joe Burrow doesn't even factor in the discussion. Nobody is getting a home game.
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of the Chiefs' recent performance?
Man, Sam's been balling. Like, if we want to try to define Sam by this game or what, man, Sam's had us in every game. So for him to sit there and say, oh, that's my fault. No, it's not. It was plays that defensively we could have made plays. There were opportunities where we could have got better stops. Yeah, I mean, like, it's football, man. He's our quarterback. We got his back.
And we got anything to say, quite frankly, ****. I like it. You know what that's called, Dan?
You know what that guy's called?
Radada. You got anything to say, quite frankly, bleep you? You got anything to say, quite frankly? I love that. The quite frankly really works there. The quite frankly before a bleep you is something I have not heard before. You got anything to say, quite frankly? You know what? It's redundant. Once you've gotten the bleep you, I'm guessing you're quite frank.
You got anything to say, quite frankly, f*** you. It's redundant. That's a rata-da. What were your takeaways from the games being played yesterday? Because that was the full Josh Allen experience in the Tampa Bay game where you get. I think we can say that that's an unprecedented player, given that yesterday he tied Cam Newton. for rushing touchdowns with his 73rd, his 74th, and 75th.
He's now tied with Cam Newton with plenty of career left to play on touchdowns rushing the ball. But when I say it's the full Josh Allen experience, it's because it's three rushing touchdowns, three passing touchdowns, but also I'd miss this guy. Interception from his own end zone thrown with two hands.
Like that.
There's not a quarterback in the league who does that. And also, a forward pass thrown when he was 10 yards beyond the line of scrimmage. He was so far in front of the line of scrimmage. Not four yards. Ten yards. And it really is. I said this yesterday when I was on the live cast with these guys. It's like watching an actual stallion play football.
Like, hey, defensive lineman, don't get behind him because he's going to kick you in the face. Like, you're going to get injured. It's not him that's going to get injured because he plays every game. No matter what the traffic is, no matter if they're sitting Keyon Coleman. Listen to Deion Dawkins. He's a good talker. He's the left tackle for the Bills.
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