The Big Suey: Lollipops In The Oven (feat. Dianna, Joey, and Mikey Russini)

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What shocking video did Dianna share about her children?

Stugotz 0:00
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Chris Cody 0:38
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What are the biggest stories in the NFL this week?

Chris Cody 0:53
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Chris Cody 1:12
Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win Alaylee May's one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Smirnoff!
Chris Cody 1:26
That's right, Chris.

How did Ryan Braun's urine accusations resurface?

Chris Cody 1:26
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What are the implications of the new Hall of Fame ballot nominees?

Chris Cody 1:52
Eastern. See official rules at program website.
Stugotz 1:55
Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule.
Unknown 2:18
Never pee-pee on an electric fence.

How does the fantasy football punishment reveal impact players?

Stugotz 2:20
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister Liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
Dan Le Batard 2:43
Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it.

What parenting challenges does Dianna face with her kids?

Dan Le Batard 3:07
And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.
Stugotz 3:12
This episode of the Dan Levitar Show is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.
Unknown 3:20
This just in. Hurricanes football coach Mario Cristobal is now reporting that Alexander Barkov may be back as early as late February.
Greg Cody 3:32
That's big. Big news. Yes. From a reputable source. It is.
Unknown 3:37
Wow. Got a lot on his plate. Trying to get in the college football playoff, but yet he's talking to Barkie? Good for him. Go, Mario.

What humorous incidents occurred with bird seed and a grill?

Unknown 3:43
You go, boy.
Dan Le Batard 3:44
Diana Russini is going to join us here in a moment. Just a couple of cleanups here from what we were talking about involving the Panthers and the Heat. So 16 players, a record for the Panthers, had at least one point in the win last night.

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