The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Lollipops In The Oven (feat. Dianna, Joey, and Mikey Russini)
18 Nov 2025
Chapter 1: What shocking video did Dianna share about her children?
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Chapter 2: What are the biggest stories in the NFL this week?
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Chapter 3: How did Ryan Braun's urine accusations resurface?
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Chapter 4: What are the implications of the new Hall of Fame ballot nominees?
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Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your JƤgermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth?
Obviously smart, but not a rule.
Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Chapter 5: How does the fantasy football punishment reveal impact players?
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Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there.
That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it.
Chapter 6: What parenting challenges does Dianna face with her kids?
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This just in. Hurricanes football coach Mario Cristobal is now reporting that Alexander Barkov may be back as early as late February.
That's big. Big news. Yes. From a reputable source. It is.
Wow. Got a lot on his plate. Trying to get in the college football playoff, but yet he's talking to Barkie? Good for him. Go, Mario.
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Chapter 7: What humorous incidents occurred with bird seed and a grill?
You go, boy.
Diana Russini is going to join us here in a moment. Just a couple of cleanups here from what we were talking about involving the Panthers and the Heat. So 16 players, a record for the Panthers, had at least one point in the win last night. They scored five goals in an 11-minute span after going down 2-0 at the end of the first period to the beginning of the second period.
So that's five goals in 11 minutes. And also, that Khalil Ware experience last night I don't think is recreatable because they've lost the offensive rebound battle in eight straight games. And with Bam in the lineup, they're the best defensive rebounding percentage in the league without Pogba.
Bam in the lineup they are the second worst in the league I don't think that's a matter of effort and will I think that Bam has a skill set that is unusual I don't think that that is taught I believe you can either offensive rebound the way Mitchell Robinson and Andre Drummond do or you can't
And I do believe there is a lot of effort involved with that, but I don't think that Ware's problem there is an effort problem, and I'm not sure how much of that is learned.
So typically we think of offensive rebounding as one sort of skill, which is a hunter's skill. You go out there, you run, you're getting through those lanes. Defensive rebounding is more positional-based, it's more IQ, it's more also communal. So I'm boxing out sometimes not so I can get the rebound, but so my teammate can get the rebound.
So if you are a guy, typically you'll find guys who are good offensive rebounders and poor defensive rebounders are the ones who are really athletic, long arms, and like hunting the ball, but aren't so good at the positional stuff.
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Chapter 8: How do the hosts reflect on the current state of the NFL?
You want to hear Spoh detail what Sasha Barkov told him in the training camp? Video confirmation? Yes? Sure. All right, Greg, give it a look.
Come on. You know, I see those kind of possibilities with Bam, but everybody else, it's inspiring to see that. And it is heartbreaking, you know, to see him in crutches, but then you talk to him and you say, oh, no worries. I'll be back in five or six months. And I love that spirit. I'm sure their medical staff will be... Seven to nine. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I love that guy.
That backs up what I was... No, it does.
In that clip, you hear them say the team said 7-9. They never set out for the year like you said they said.
Okay, first of all, there's never been an athlete born who didn't think he was going to be back from injury quicker than maybe his team doctors did. I don't know about that. I think that's common. I think that's the fighter spirit. That's what you want from your athlete. But Spoh, at the end of that, also said, I don't know what his medical team might think about that. In other words...
Yeah, he could be just being optimistic just to be optimistic, of course.
The doctors would like a word is basically what Spoh is saying, what Greg is saying, what I'm backing up. Because seven to nine, by the way, that lands you in April, right? October, November, December, January, February, March, April. That's seven months, right? That's when the playoffs start. So if he's back...
It's going to be awesome when he comes back in February.
Well, you know what, according to Mario Cristobal, but if he does come back prior to seven months, I'm just saying maybe you guys ask some questions as opposed to, oh, this is so amazing.
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