So.. there are monkeys on the loose in South Carolina that have escaped from a lab. Is the horror movie we discussed during the local hour actually happening? Then, before even listening to the sound, Amin GUESSES how Stephen A. Smith sounded when he said he might run for President. We also get to The Wheel of Basketball Topics. Plus, Chris Wittyngham arrives to do play-by-play for Amin's new segment "Maximum Asshole" ahead of this weekend's Georgia Tech-Miami game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What happened with the monkeys in South Carolina?
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I have no confidence, okay, that we're going to be able to execute this, but I'm going to try anyway. Before we get there, I've got a handful of things that I wish to get to, some of them basketball related. But first, can someone tell me The ramifications of 40 monkeys being loose in South Carolina. I don't know what that means. And at this point, I am scared of everything.
And perhaps this makes me a stupid person. And perhaps I fear too many things when RFK is in charge of health and we're taking fluoride out of the water. And I'm like, okay. What's the deal with these 40 monkeys? Because this is the first I'm hearing about this and South Carolina is pretty far away.
It sounds like a movie, right?
So, the primates broke loose from the Alpha Genesis factory in Beaufort County. Oh my God.
Right out there. What are we doing? Right there. That sounds a little scary. The Alpha Genesis factory? In Beaufort County. This is absolutely a movie. This is how Planet of the Apes started. Exactly right.
They were at the Alpha Genesis factory in San Francisco. Izzy says South Carolina is far away. China is too. Und das war ein Virus, das überall hinwegfliegte. Ich habe die Frage gefragt. Ich bin total ignoriert. Ich habe die Ausbruchfilme gesehen. Das ist alles, was ich habe, wirklich. In Bezug auf Informationen, Fakten. Ich weiß nicht, was es bedeutet, für 40 Mönche aus einem Labor zu fliehen.
Es klingt wie etwas, was du in deinem Leben nicht willst, ob du in Südamerika oder irgendwo anders bist. I mean, Ron McGill could probably give us some expertise as to what it is that this means. Is it something I should fear? I find myself fearing more and more these days.
You reminded me that my father in his eminent wisdom decided to show my children outbreak during the pandemic.
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Chapter 2: Why is Amin guessing what Stephen A. Smith sounds like?
I like this glass half full approach. Instead of panicking, let's imagine a nice mezcal on the rocks. I mean, sure. 40 Monkeys.
Yes, 40 Monkeys sounds like a pretty exotic tequila. Again though, I was very ignorant when the virus made an appearance. I remember sort of watching it on the television. It's 5 a.m. when it first starts breaking on CNN. Hey, there's this problem in China. Oh, das ist weit weg. Das wird nicht die ganze Erde, Freiheit und Demokratie, wie ich es kenne, und die Währung verändern.
Es wird nicht alles verändern. Es ist nur ein Virus, das weit weg ist, richtig?
Und stell dir vor, ich war auf meinem Geburtstag, als ich die gleiche Nachricht gesehen habe, aber ich war in Thailand, die die meisten chinesischen Touristen im ganzen Weltraum hat, während des chinesischen Neujahrs.
Ja.
Glaubt ihr, dass 40 Mönche ein Film ist? Das hat kein Ende, das für Menschen gut ist, oder? Was auch immer der Film ist, wenn ich euch nichts anderes erzähle als den Titel des Films, und der Titel des Films ist 40 Mönche, dann geht der Film in dunkle Orte, oder? Es ist kein Komödie.
Buzzing.
Ich glaube, du bist 39.
They did build a community. It's called Planet of the Apes. Sie haben alle zusammengekommen, zumindest die Apes. Wir nicht so viel. Aber wir wurden nicht erradiziert, weil die Apes versucht haben, uns zu retten. Wenn du dich erinnerst, am Ende des ersten Planeten der Apes mit Franco.
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Chapter 3: What is the 'Maximum Asshole' segment about?
I did, but you gotta give me that information. That's true.
You gotta give me that information. I did know he did it on The View. I swear to God, people are gonna say, oh, he clearly, I mean, watched it. I swear to God, I did not watch it before, but I knew it did happen on The View. I apologize for lacking the context.
Not even once. Not even if Mr. Boost Mobile himself asked me to. There is nothing funny about it.
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