The Big Suey: Mining For Liquid Gold

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Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 0:00
Kennt ihr auch diesen einen Freund, der morgens einfach so ruckzuck aus dem Bett und danach aus dem Grinsen gar nicht mehr rauskommt? Der sogar noch vor dem ersten Kaffee unverschämt gut gelaunt ist und mit der Morgensonne um die Wette strahlt? Furchtbar. Ekelhaft. Wie kann man nur so... Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App.
Chris Cote 0:26
Now is a good time to remember where Tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented Tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
Stugotz 0:34
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Dan Le Batard 0:54
Cuervo.
Chris Cote 0:55
The tequila that invented tequila. Proximo. Cuervo.com. Please drink responsibly. Cuervo.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 1:03
Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.
Stugotz 1:17
I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 1:24
That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face and the habitual liar.
Stugotz 1:34
We do have a lot of things to get to. Stugatz hasn't just discovered that the Suns might be good, but he's also discovered that Shannon Sharp is good at the take.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 1:44
Yes.
Stugotz 1:45
And he has discovered as well that Tom Brady is sharpening the take, trying to get better at the take. It is not a strength. We will get to that. In a moment. Greg Cody has a lot of thoughts on eggs that we have to get to. It's all he brought in today. When he was asked if he had any thoughts on anything, all he brought in was the proper way to eat eggs. And we'll get to that in just a second.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 2:11
Other than all the other stuff on my list.
Stugotz 2:13
Like hitting the microphone with your thermos.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 2:17
I checked that off as soon as that happened.
Stugotz 2:21
He also has day old football takes. He's got a lot of those that he wants to get to. So it's not just eggs. It's also the expiration date on some of these takes is it's expired, but he wants to get them off anyway.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 2:36
Okay, so let me get this straight. The Super Bowl is in like 10 days, but it's already a dead topic. Like you can't talk about a Super Bowl that's happening February 11th because you didn't talk about it yesterday.
Stugotz 2:49
I don't think you want to talk about the Super Bowl. You want to talk about the games that we already talked about on Sunday night and Monday morning.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 2:55
Well, it's because what Dan Campbell did is rob America of the Super Bowl America wanted, which is Detroit in it. Dan Campbell, he kneecapped his own team. He made two decisions in the fourth quarter that literally cost them everything. The Super Bowl.
Stugotz 3:16
So this is you previewing the Super Bowl, right? These are not reheated takes from two days ago.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 3:21
I think Greg is upset because he feels like the better matchup would have been Kansas City and Detroit. He would have preferred to see that. And he's right. Dan Campbell robbed us of that opportunity. Tom Brady agrees. Right. Baltimore and Detroit would have been the ideal Super Bowl. And Lamar Jackson failed, but that's fine. That's what he does, apparently, in the playoffs. But Dan Campbell... Sein macho Bravado war verrückt.
Stugotz 3:45
Du präsentierst den Superbowl mit all den Leuten und Spielern, die nicht im Superbowl sind.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 3:50
Nein, er präsentiert seine Präsentation des Superbowls. Er hat noch nicht die Punkte erreicht, er sagt uns nur, was sie sein werden.
Chris Cote 3:55
Das ist korrekt. Die Ravens haben die Helle aus den Lions gewonnen, früher in der Saison, aber du wolltest auch noch einen Rematch von dem in den Superbowl sehen?
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 4:02
Ich habe es gemacht. Und weil ich wünschte, dass die Betten, ich denke, es gibt eine Chance, dass Detroit tatsächlich gefavorent wird. Weil bis dahin wären sie... No, no, no.
Stugotz 4:10
They would not have been favored.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 4:13
A lot of people place wishful bets. We'll never know, because Dan Campbell ruined it. Well, hold on a second, because the Niners are favored, and so if Detroit beat San Francisco in San Francisco, you don't think maybe a one-point favorite?

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