The Suey Awards: Worst Mistake | Hour 1
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Why is the crew wearing matching red T‑shirts and backward hats?
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We have a brand new Suey announcer. We have a brand new Suey trophy, and we have the first category of this our Suey Week. Uh this our worst talking is the first award that we're giving. Uh why do you guys look uh and are you all dressed like a company softball team that is four and twelve? Why is it That all of you uh look exactly alike today.
I mean we had three weeks with Zazlow and it's just how You know about that red shirt, Dan? He's changed he's changed me.
Makes us look great.
All right. Uh grabbing Thai food in red, don't I?
Uh Dan thought Montreal had a lot of ties in the conference standings of MLS. Uh Jeremy, why are you wearing a cowboy hat?
Oh well, as you know, Dan, uh it's been my lifelong dream since last Wednesday to become a country music star. And uh y'all know how much I care about this. And it's been uh it's been a dream of mine, so I decided to work on uh this passion project. Really no there's no qualms about it. There's no there's no facade here. I have wanted to do this for a really long time. You regret the work. You regret the
word qualms there, right? Yeah. I didn't
like that.
And when it came out, I was like, ooh. I really have I I've long worked at this dream. I've been writing down lyrics in my notes app for about 10 years now of you know the the lack of trials and tribulations that I faced. You know, I really haven't faced much strife in my life. And so I wanted to authentically, you know, come to all of you in the audience and and let you know how that felt. So uh my new single, The Di. Diary of a personable fella will be dropping on Friday. I'm really excited to share this authentic and personal experience. It's a Is there actually I see the
parental advisory label? Is there actually explicit content? Oh yeah. Oh
yeah. No, this is from the heart, which means there's gonna be some real emotion, y'all.
Okay. Uh the the the key to your impersonation is gonna be the y'all. Um how do you think Jonathan Taylor in Indiana feels about the fact that he's being paid for the next two years forty four million dollars and Indiana's former punter Pat McAfee is being paid sixty million dollars? Uh how do you feel how do you think Jonathan Taylor feels about uh that one? Uh play the stat of the day play the stat of the day music, Roy.
Start of the day, start of the day, it is the start of the day. Start of the day, Star of the Day, it is the Star of the Day. Star of the day, start of the day, it is the start of the day. Star of the day, Star of the Day, did this start of the day.
The five highest paid dolphins this season. Tua 55 million. Oh
no.
Tyreek Hill, 28 million. Jalen Ramsey, 20 million. Minka Fitzpatrick, 13 million. Yeah,
Sealer in there somewhere.
Bradley Chubb, eleven million dollars.
That cap is dead.
None will be playing for the Miami Dolphins this season.
They have two players that are 30 years old. Zach Sealer, who's 30, and their punter that they just signed.
Uh I wanted to ask you, Zaslow, about something that is happening in college football that I know you guys have talked about. I'm watching the televisions here, and Lane Kiffin says they will absolutely abide by whatever the SEC's eligibility rules are, but there is some doubt on what those eligibility rules are gonna be, because of course Lane Kiffen has tried to test uh the boundaries and the limits of the Rules by taking a player who had been waived by the Browns and taking him at LSU. And now you have a fight here where college conferences are trying to ban the ability of players uh going f to the pros back to college. And I don't know what you guys have said about this, and I also don't know what people are saying about this, but I know how I feel about it.
And I think that both fans and these conferences are being awfully precious about the cisboomba of what they want college football to be when I just think we should call it minor league football and let guys have ten years of eligibility if they want.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Why is the crew wearing matching red T‑shirts and backward hats?
0:00–4:52
2
What’s Jeremy’s new country‑music single and why is he wearing a cowboy hat?
4:52–10:20
3
Which college‑football eligibility rules are fans debating right now?
10:20–16:04
4
How did a Nicolas Cage World‑War II spy movie disappear and become a police investigation?
16:04–20:19
5
What happened during Dan’s $81 massage and why did a tip become a controversy?
20:19–24:12
6
Do tipping expectations differ between U.S. services and international cultures?
24:12–28:32
7
What’s the story behind the fake 49ers wide receiver and the $1.2 million scam?
28:32–34:08
8
How are the Suey Awards structured and what’s the “Worst Talking” category about?
34:08–39:33
Speakers
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