The Worst Bachelor Party Prank of All-Time | Postgame Show
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It's Thursday Thunders presented by DraftKings Sports. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Juju. Yes, sir, man. Thursday Thunder back at it again. Last week, Sabrina Ionescu, she let us down, man. She could have hit one or two more threes. But this week, we got that look in our eyes because it's time for victory. Man, first leg, if you know, you know. Real hoopers know. Kelsey Mitchell is a D-A-W-G, and she got the MVP. coming in town tonight in Asia Wilson. So I think Sid's gonna step up and get 23 and a half points at least tonight against the Aces. Lock it in, man. True number one. Kelsey Mitchell the number one over there if you don't know her. Second leg, Aaliyah Boston. I say the number three talent over there in Indianapolis.
She's going to get you at least three and a half assists tonight because Kelsey Mitchell, pass her the ball, wet. Kaitlin, wet. You feel me? Anybody else, she dishing and going. You dig? Great playmaker in the league of Boston. Next leg and last leg. My dog, Nayara Sabali. Man, Anissa Morrow has come into town in Toronto, putting a little pep in the steps. If you a big man, alert, alert. You got a real dog in the building. And I think Nayara, man, she gonna step up and show she's the true number one over there. Get your 12 and a half points. Lock it in.
Lock it in. Thursday Thunder with Juju. Always a pleasure. Tony, you are headed to a bachelor party soon?
Yeah, Danny B's brother Johnny B has bachelor parties this week, and we're heading to Naples to go out and hang out with some of the boys. About to have about a gallon of tequila over the next four days.
So I got a buddy of mine, went to a bachelor party recently, and one of his buddies did the most diabolical prank ever known to man. What he did was the night before everyone was leaving, he went into everyone's suitcase and packed a bottle of water. But at the top, it had like a rubber mini dildo and then buried it deep in the suitcase so that everyone going to the airport is going to get stopped by TSA. Like, do you have any water in the bag? No. No, there is water in the bag. And when they pull it out, there's a dildo on it. And I'm wondering, have you guys ever heard of a prank worse than that? Juju, if someone did that to you, if I'm out here to support my boy and have one last hurrah or whatever, and then you go to the airport, going home, minding your business, and TSA says, you want to explain this one?
Yeah, that's a two America situation for sure. That's not funny to me. I don't find the humor in that. Play with me like that if you want to. I promise to God, we're not friends anymore. And I'm telling on you. I'm going to tell your girlfriend on you. Will you get married? Whoever gets married, I'm telling.
What's the worst prank you guys have heard? Because they do this. I've never been to a bachelor party, so I don't know.
The one Tashay was talking about a week ago, the guy who a rich person told him, you just won $100,000 or something, right?
Yeah, we were talking about actually Charlie Hull in the LPGA, and she pulled off a prank of, tricking her caddy into believing that the caddy had won a hundred thousand dollars with a lottery ticket and it was like jeffrey oh yeah jeffrey from france yeah just like that it's ridiculous how could you do that are you aware of this amin
I'm not aware of what he's referring to, but I'm aware of Juju's reference, which is in Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, that Will and Carlton play a prank on Jeffrey, making him think that he won the lottery. And so he goes around and gets super disrespectful. He's like, hey, have some cooking lessons to the wife, to Mrs. Banks, to Mr. Banks. Hey, you can go join Pilates or whatever. And then at the end he says, in case you haven't figured it out, I quit. and he literally hops out of the room like a bunny rabbit.
He said, ah, Vivian's prize vase. The one that attracts dust like a magnet.
Whoops. And dropped that guy. Smashes it. Like, this guy causes damage. But, okay, so Juju, let me ask you this. That one, like, the first one sounds ridiculous.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What is the Thursday Thunder intro and WNBA preview about?
0:06–6:02
2
Why are the hosts heading to a bachelor party in Naples?
6:02–6:43
3
What was the diabolical TSA prank involving a water bottle and a dildo?
6:43–8:16
4
How did the hosts react to the prank and compare it to other worst pranks?
8:16–10:38
Speakers
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