Timothee Chalamet's New York Knicks | Hour 1
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What did Ben Stiller miss at the Knicks game?
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Put it on the poll. Does the MLS stand to gain if Leo Messi took 10 minutes every week to chat with the big dog? Oh, that's a good poll question. That's a good poll question. I don't know if this is a poll question, but I mentioned to Zazz and to Greg that I think that we're inside of 10 years at this point from every American home having what the Levitard studio has, which is one of them fancy drink dispensers, carbonated, whatever your pleasure. Pick a flavor. Oh, yes. Any of your favorite sodas available, a soda water, a seltzer, a flat water. I got one of those in my house. You do. Yeah, yeah. It's just water, but I got one of those in my house.
How did Anthony Edwards perform against the Spurs?
Well, that's what I was curious about. So I mentioned this, and Zaslow said, I have one of those machines in my house. Is it a machine? A water dispenser doesn't count as a machine. And then he said, no, the dispenser is when— It's a mansion, by the way, but go ahead. Right, your mansion. But he said, no, the dispenser is just what you have in your refrigerator. Right. And I say, no, no, that's a machine. That's the machine. That's a part of a, that's a small part of a larger mechanism, a machine. No, I have a water machine. No, you have a dispenser. No, the dispenser is in the fridge, okay? The fridge has an ice and a water dispenser, which I don't use.
Should Spurs fans be worried after their recent loss?
You got that crushed ice? I could do crushed or I could do the big cubes. Who goes crushed? That's monster. Yeah, I don't do crushed because when I'm drinking, I don't like to get with my beverage. I got these little ice chips. I might choke because I'm not expecting that. I just want the liquid. Sometimes with my fridge, it'll be set to big cubes, but I get crushed. Oh, well, you got to get a new fridge. That's not okay. That's not good. No, no. I could do either setting I want. But, Dave, I never put the crushed for the exact reason I said. I don't want. It makes me feel weird when I'm drinking something and then I get part of an ice cube in my mouth. I'm not trying to chew. I'm trying to swallow. You're a man of the people.
You're not precious eating the crushed ice, requiring crushed ice. Has any human being ever died on ice, though? You don't want to choke on it. Nobody's ever lost their life in a battle against a large ice cube. Knock on wood. I mean, I don't know. You swallow that big cube that they put in my whiskey. If that goes down my throat, I could die.
I feel like you could Heimlich it out of there. Really?
What are the best looks from the Met Gala?
Yeah, I think so.
Could you Heimlich the fancy bar, the smart cocktail, the big square, that big thing. If that got lodged in your throat, Greg Cody, you submit, somebody could purge that from you with a Heimlich before you pass.
They could Heimlich it out, and you also have to consider that the ice is melting by degrees. Yes, yes. And it's warm in your body. If you hold your breath for 20 seconds, the ice cube in your warm throat all of a sudden dislodges itself.
You think you could just wait and that big cube is going to dislodge from melting in your throat? What a gamble to take with your life. Like, no, I don't need the Heimlich. I just need 20 seconds. Let's see. You can feel it melting now.
The key is to stay calm as you're dying with a giant cube in your mouth.
I love all ice. So last night. We're calling them an ice gnome. The NBA playoffs, round two got started for a couple of series. And the first game, the Knicks, the Knicks blow out everybody now. The Knicks beat the Sixers last night by a thousand points. The game was not close. And if I could show you here how excited Knicks fans are, all right, because after every Knicks game, you got to go outside and you got to celebrate like you won the finals.
Seventh Avenue, baby.
Every single game, Seventh Avenue is packed. And they were so excited that it doesn't even matter that it's J.R. Smith, former Knick. I'm not going to say Knick great. We have to have some standards here. But he gets trampled by Knicks fans.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What did Ben Stiller miss at the Knicks game?
0:00–0:52
2
How did Anthony Edwards perform against the Spurs?
0:52–1:34
3
Should Spurs fans be worried after their recent loss?
1:34–2:31
4
What are the best looks from the Met Gala?
2:31–4:06
5
Why did Timothee Chalamet choose the Knicks over the Met Gala?
4:06–5:21
6
What happens when Knicks fans celebrate a victory?
5:21–6:40
7
How do Knicks fans react to a Sixers jersey in NYC?
6:40–7:51
8
What is the debate about prioritizing sports vs. relationships?
7:51–42:45
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