Top 5 New Nicknames For Maserati Marv | Postgame Show (feat. JuJu Gotti)
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There are 365 days in a year. An Indianapolis Colts cornerback sauce Gardner has not won a game in the United States in six hundred and forty-four days. Back to you, Dana.
A lot to get to with Juju here. Uh before we do so, a bonus observation for you, Zaz. I do wonder how the Bucks are gonna feel about this given that they've lost nine of their last eleven. They have nine. They paid their Baker Mayfield, uh they paid him to be their quarterback. He's got twenty seven fumbles, uh the next closest quarterback has twenty and he's got twenty eight interceptions. Only Geno Smith has more. Uh he is reckless, he makes a lot of mistakes and uh in the sport you really can't turn the ball over like that anymore.
All of it is uh real good timing with uh the new contract that he received.
Uh Juju, do you have any bonus observations to put on top of my way too many observations?
Yes, sir, man. First off, NFL replay assist is a scam. I think the whole situation. Yes, sir. Salute, man. Brother, why do I have to waste my challenge to review it? But Patrick Mahomes just sit over there and walk back to the bench and keep doing this and they review it on their own. What I don't get this. What's the rules? Put something in place. The juju.
Juju is so spot on. I am I am at the point. I have no idea when you can challenge, when they do the review, and you don't have to use your challenge. I don't know what's going on with the replays anymore. They
do it well in college. They do it they do it well in college. We're in agreement on the remote. Well, there
are no there are no coaches' challenges in college. Just like the referees are gonna review stuff. But in the pros, I I have no idea what requires you to actually challenge. But
it's pretty silly though, is it not? It's pretty silly to have this done differently in college and in the NFL, but have it obviously be better in college. It doesn't slow the games down so much that they're not doing it correctly in college. How could they be doing it better in college than they are in the most lucrative sports league that's ever existed in the history of Earth? Like, how is there more transparency when I'm seeing what it is that they're talking about? about in college than in in the NFL. How is that possible? Uh Ju Juju, do you have uh do you have a top five list for us?
Yes, sir, I definitely do, man. Salute to all my brothers and sisters and everybody who just drafted and took a chance on my brother. Maserati Marvin Harrison this year, brother. And guess what? We all are losers for doing so. So I got a top five list of new nicknames that we should call Maserati Marv. Uh-oh.
Gotta be careful making fun of uh you gotta be careful making fun of him because of his dad. Yes, sir.
You're the only one bringing up his dad.
I didn't say that. Exactly. Salute to my daddy too. We we look, we ready. But look, number five, Minnie Van Marv. Watch hold up. Zero f I'm talking about zeros across the board to Tony Snellway, man. Number four, Mitch Shibishimar.
Watchful eye.
They they're they're comfortable, but still not a mozzie. Number three, Mazdamar. Salute. Number two, Miyadamar. And the number one new nickname for Maserati Marv, Motor Scooter Marv.
How is it possible that he's not an impact receiver? Like I someone make sense of that for me, please. Anybody? He sucks. Okay, very good. Uh let's update the polls at Lebatard Show. I am I'm sorry, Dan.
I I didn't want but sometimes the best way to say it is just with two words. He's slow though. He wasn't in college. He was faster than
everybody else in college. When everybody else
got faster, he got slower. That means you're not really that fast. Gus Johnson needs to wrap an arm around the shoulder and say, young fella, ha ha
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