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The Dan Patrick Show

Hour 3 – Paul Skenes Is Dominating, Salary Caps

13 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

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This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human.

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4.579 - 26.137 Dan Patrick

Another podcast from some SNL late-night comedy guy. Not quite. On Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends, me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guests, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel, help an a cappella band with their between-songs banter. Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes.

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26.157 - 28.101 Dan Patrick

Those people are starving for banter.

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Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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34.937 - 52.183 Timbo

Last night, a blown call changed a game. This morning, the internet lost its mind. and nobody's telling you exactly what happened. That's where Sports Slice comes in. I'm Timbo, and every episode, we're cutting through the noise, breaking down the biggest moments in sports, and giving you the real story behind the headlines.

52.203 - 71.245 Timbo

And we're going straight to the source, the athletes themselves, their locker room stories, their reactions in the moment, and the stuff nobody gets to hear. Listen to Sports Slice on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And for more, follow TimboSlicelife12 and the TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. What's up, fam? It's Isaiah Thomas.

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And I'm CJ Toledano, and it's our favorite time of the year on our podcast, Point Game, the playoffs.

76.391 - 93.971 Dylan

We're digging into the biggest surprises of the season, and I'm looking back on some of my greatest playoff moments. If we didn't talk ever again, I was crying. You just understood. That's how personal it got. Wow. Then after that game seven, Marquis coming to me, he's like, you know I love you, dog. You know it's all love. This was just playoffs. This was just basketball.

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So listen to Point Game on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Chapter 2: What insights do the hosts share about the impact of blown calls in sports?

476.378 - 502.286 Dan Patrick

But, you know, what happens is you see people who make it look really simple. Like if you watch Ernie Els swing, you go, damn, he is the big easy. But there's so much more to it. They just make it look really, really easy. Steph Curry's jump shot, you go, man, why can't everybody shoot like that? Nobody can shoot like that. Yes, Dylan.

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502.306 - 523.244 Dan Patrick

And you have to think while not thinking, which I think is different from some other sports. Wait, you've got to think while not thinking? Correct. You have to basically purge your mind of certain thoughts, but you also have to be so focused at the same time where it's this weird balancing act, I think, that like you said, you're hitting a ball that's sitting still.

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There's nothing else in sports like it. You can't rely on just reaction, hand-eye, stuff like that. It is 100% in your head if you're going to

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530.75 - 558.812 Dan Patrick

botch it or not and then you get the yips putting yips bernhard langer had that you know these guys change the longer putter and i always wonder because when i'm playing it's not like i'm a hundred percent focused on this shot like you're thinking of other things and can these guys just totally block everything out and just think about that putt And that would be hard for me.

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But, of course, my attention span is really, really small. I was thinking about, man, I could go for a beer right now.

Chapter 3: What recent achievements has Paul Skenes made in baseball?

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When we were on, like, the 14th hole. I was like, man, I could really. And I was chipping one-handed off the green. And I don't even care.

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Chapter 4: How has the perception of the Pittsburgh Pirates changed over the years?

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I'm like, and I almost made it. I'm not even thinking about it. I was, like, thinking about a beer. And then Dylan goes, man, you chipped one-handed.

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Chapter 5: What are the challenges of being a fan of a struggling sports team?

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I go, yeah, I know. Man, I could use a beer.

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Chapter 6: How are professional sports teams managing salary caps?

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Yeah, Dylan. I remember one of the best rounds I've ever played was like I got dumped and I was so bummed and it was all I could think about. And I went out, we're going to play golf and I was just like, didn't think about golf the entire 18 holes. And I was like, shot like an 83. Maybe you get dumped again and play your best round. There's a little more at stake these days, Dan.

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606.201 - 630.619 Dan Patrick

Yeah, now you're engaged. Oh, I heard all about it yesterday. Dylan had nothing else to brag about. He was like, you know, my girlfriend, she's getting her doctorate. My fiancee getting her doctorate. Dylan, I think I asked you if you're still living with your mom. No, you asked that too, but you also asked the other question. What is the end? You're still living with your mom and dad.

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630.979 - 633.843 Paulie

Yeah, we're in between locations at the moment.

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You are Todd. I did it instead of college, going away to college.

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641.763 - 644.79 Dylan

I'm saying I'd rather be in your situation.

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I missed out on the whole living away at college experience.

648.179 - 651.848 Paulie

Yes, Paul. You can't go from mom and dad's house to your wedding.

652.233 - 671.963 Dan Patrick

I think that's what's going to happen. No, we're going to go... Once we're back together, living together, because we did live together, and then she had to go... We're both chasing our dream den, which you're currently dumping on. I'm not dumping on hers. No, you're dumping on mine. No, she's doing important things, like doctorates and going to...

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whatever, Johns Hopkins and Yale and all kinds of things. It's interesting comparing our days day-to-day at work. I don't really have much leg to stand on. Spurs rolled the Timberwolves. Wemby goes for 27-17. Listen to the question and his answer after the game. Victor, obviously when they would grab you, hit you, whatever, you appeared frustrated in the past.

Chapter 7: What lessons can be learned from the discussion on sports and salary management?

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I remember talking to a former player. He was an active player at the time, but now a former player. And I would see these women behind the basket, and they were dolled up like it was L.A. work. And I said to him, I said... what's this? He said, oh, you know, that's just this stop, you know, that you'll have women who are, and they were behind the basket.

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They had good seats, but there were like five or six of them all together. There wasn't any guy there. And I just said, so what's, he goes, do you want to know? And I go, yeah, I'm okay. It's like, I thought somebody has really beautiful cheering section here. And I think they were cheering for both teams. I don't know if they were really distinguishing between the two. Yes, Marvin.

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1126.893 - 1129.456 Victor Wembanyama

It's so fascinating seeing who sits where.

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1129.957 - 1161.997 Dan Patrick

And you just see this really pretty lady across from another pretty lady. Like, oh, is that the wife? Yeah. Never mind. Never mind. Well, that happened in a hockey game. Oh, boy. I think you had girlfriend on one side of the arena and wife on the other side. They should come in in shifts. Yeah. I see what you did. I see what you did. It can be light in the lamp a little later on.

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1162.017 - 1192.567 Dan Patrick

I have a friend who was buying a BMW, but he was buying it for his girlfriend. He was supposed to be buying it for his wife, and then it went to his girlfriend. And then he had to explain, like his wife wanted to know where the BMW was, and he actually, it ended up in his girlfriend's hands. So he had to buy two Mercedes-Benz. And he said, I just hope she doesn't look at the paperwork.

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And I'm like, oh, my God.

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Seems haphazard.

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It seems problematic. It just does. Just saying. It's not worth it. How about we take a break, okay? Let's. Yeah, let's. Not sure how we got there. I'll blame Fresh at this letter on the internet at How to Get a Man. Come on, Fresh in Milwaukee? Yeah. All right, let's take a break. We're back after this. Be sure to catch the live edition of The Dan Patrick Show weekdays at 9 a.m. Eastern, 6 a.m.

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Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app.

Chapter 8: What are the statistics surrounding Paul Skenes' performance this season?

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She didn't understand what that meant. And... For the longest time, I thought that I was saying, I'm sorry I'm hitting on you. Instead of, I was hitting my ball and it went into their area where they were getting ready to hit. But seeing Charlize Theron 20 years ago or so. That's a first ballot Hall of Famer. Yes, Paul.

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2772.122 - 2781.691 Paulie

Apex is a 90-minute fast-paced thriller in the Australian Outback. Yeah. Charlize Theron, Taron Egerton, and, oh, the hunky Eric Bana is in it.

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2781.711 - 2802.912 Dan Patrick

Oh, okay. He's pretty easy on the eyes. Yes, Dylan. So did you end at 30 minutes, or did you make it any deeper into the movie? No, no, only 30 minutes. That was it, and you're good. Yes. My wife walked in and go, what are you watching? I go, I don't know. It's something with Charlize Theron. And she goes, you don't know the name of it? I go... Apex, I think, something like that.

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2802.932 - 2821.678 Dan Patrick

No other information necessary. Yeah, I didn't care. Even in like Mad Max, when she's got her head shaved, she's just one of those remarkably beautiful women. And I'm happy for her. I think she'll never be on this show, would she? I don't think so. I mean... She's got a movie to promote.

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Yeah.

2823.742 - 2837.277 Dan Patrick

Yeah, but, you know, Todd always says, hey, do you want to have Anne Hathaway on for Devil Wears Prada 2? I'm like, I think she's a Knicks fan. I think she's an OG Ananobi fan. So, yeah, I'd have her on.

2837.317 - 2845.285 Dylan

But you often and rightfully so say, I have to interview this person for like 10 to 15 minutes just because the person's pretty or good looking. That doesn't help me get through a whole lengthy segment.

2845.305 - 2867.772 Dan Patrick

Yeah, because Todd wants to get credit for booking somebody. And I go, I have to make it work, Todd. Like your job is getting the person. My job is to get something out of them. And look, they're both challenging at times. Yes, Marvin. Is that why we haven't had Jennifer Love Hewitt on? Well, we tried. And I said, look, Todd, you're going to get her on. What am I talking to her about?

2868.123 - 2872.591 Paulie

It could be like when Chris probably was like, remember that time you were in those movies with your jean shorts?

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