301. Joe Fazer On Surviving In The Amazon, South Sudan Kidnapping & Fleeing The Taliban In Afghanistan?!

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Calfreezy (Cal) 0:00
Welcome back to another episode of the fellas pod. Who the fuck is that
Chip (Yung Chip) 0:04
stranger? You've grown.
Calfreezy (Cal) 0:07
Have
Chip (Yung Chip) 0:08
I? Yeah. When your grandma said you've got so much taller, ain't you? I
Unknown 0:13
haven't
Calfreezy (Cal) 0:16
seen you in years, bro. It
Unknown 0:18
hasn't been long. Been chatting all day, every day on the group chat as well.
Calfreezy (Cal) 0:22
All right. Anyways, I actually forgot. We've actually got a guest. He's just locked up in a toilet. You finished back there. Yeah, all right, mate. Come on out.
Unknown 0:29
The pre-tour guy. It's Joe
Calfreezy (Cal) 0:32
Bezos!
Chip (Yung Chip) 0:36
Come on. Thank you. You guys are similar. Yeah. Different
Calfreezy (Cal) 0:42
fonts. Same peptides. Whoa. Why? Nah. Nah? Me and Chip are on the peptides. What peptides are you on? We're on, what's the fuck, the Wolverine stacks.
Wolverine stacks.
Calfreezy (Cal) 0:57
Now the Wolverine's down. If I was on peptide, it's bad advertisement.
Joe Fazer 1:02
Yeah. No, you've got some luscious hair, mate.
Chip (Yung Chip) 1:04
You've
Joe Fazer 1:04
got some thick hair. Thank you, thank
Chip (Yung Chip) 1:05
you. Now compliment him. Jim, you've got some on your face. Is that makeup? What? You put makeup on your face? Nah, it's one of them. Oh,
Calfreezy (Cal) 1:14
you got a star as well? Oh,
Chip (Yung Chip) 1:16
nah.
Calfreezy (Cal) 1:16
Wait, you did just have a star though. It's not a star though.
Chip (Yung Chip) 1:18
Mine's like the mature version. That's just pre-show prep. It's just a little circle thing.
Joe Fazer 1:23
No, you had a star on your face. It's called pre-show prep. I don't think they actually do anything though, do
Chip (Yung Chip) 1:28
they? Don't say
Unknown 1:29
that.
Joe Fazer 1:29
I
Unknown 1:30
need to know. Before I've gone to bed in the morning, I peeled off and shit was fucked. before it got worse. No, it was like before I could pull everything out. Oh, okay. Is that what it's
Chip (Yung Chip) 1:39
meant to do?
Unknown 1:40
Yeah, I don't
Chip (Yung Chip) 1:41
know. Either way, I needed it on because I'm technically getting married tomorrow.
Calfreezy (Cal) 1:44
Oh, you've actually got a few, few friends. I'm seeing them. Don't fucking point that out. Bro,
Chip (Yung Chip) 1:49
on your marriage day. You missed a spot on that sticker. Well, I was wearing one this morning. I pulled it off and I was like, nah, I should have kept it
Calfreezy (Cal) 1:55
on. Yeah, that was fucked. I had four on overnight. Mount Vesuvius chilling on the brow. You technically
Unknown 2:01
get married tomorrow.
Chip (Yung Chip) 2:02
Yeah.
Unknown 2:03
Oh, is that
Chip (Yung Chip) 2:03
when you sign the shit? Yeah.
Unknown 2:05
Oh, nice. At the
Chip (Yung Chip) 2:06
fucking registry office or something. You have
Unknown 2:08
like a photo like when a footballer signs a contract.
Chip (Yung Chip) 2:11
Yeah. With your dad behind you.
Calfreezy (Cal) 2:14
We could do it. Have you got a missus? No. No. Okay. I didn't know if you were engaged or what. How old are you? How old do you think I am? I would say like 22, 23. I'll take that. You think he's younger than me? Yeah. No, I think you guys about, I'm saying you guys look about the same.
Chip (Yung Chip) 2:29
You're 23. I'm 24. Okay. Yeah. Your face is aging like rapidly. In
Unknown 2:34
a good
Chip (Yung Chip) 2:35
way. You're looking mature,
Unknown 2:37
bro. Like a mature milk.
Chip (Yung Chip) 2:39
You look just fucked. How old are you? How old do you think I am? I think you're quite young looking. Thank you, thank you, man.
Joe Fazer 2:46
We
Chip (Yung Chip) 2:46
could get on well. 27. Oh, fuck. I love that,
Joe Fazer 2:50
man.
Chip (Yung Chip) 2:51
He looks young.
Joe Fazer 2:52
32. We're getting on
Chip (Yung Chip) 2:53
already. Stop saying it like you're just surprised. I don't know,
Joe Fazer 2:58
bro. How old were you when you were doing the Fortnite videos back in the day? I used to watch them.
Chip (Yung Chip) 3:02
I must have been like... When did I come out? 2017. I feel like I would have been like 24 or something. Yeah, yeah. I remember when you were like grinding for worlds and stuff like that. I was still older than you are now, pretty much. Yeah,
Calfreezy (Cal) 3:14
about the
Chip (Yung Chip) 3:14
same age. Yeah, same age.
Calfreezy (Cal) 3:16
Whoa. And look, this guy's like traveling the world making like really nice cinematic videos. I
Chip (Yung Chip) 3:22
was locked in my room. Selling emotes to kids. Weird. Hey, look, I was taking those kids for a ride. What? Don't say that. Rocket ride. Rocket ride. Um, yeah. What you just
Calfreezy (Cal) 3:36
realised. I just realised what you were up to.
Chip (Yung Chip) 3:38
Yeah, we were making coin. We
Joe Fazer 3:40
were doing alright. Have you got back from anywhere recently? I got back from Bali like last week, but that wasn't anything crazy. That was just kind of a basic video. That was the fittest place in the world because everyone there is good
Unknown 3:55
looking
Joe Fazer 3:55
or a bit of both. It's kind of like... to not get cancelled it's kind of we're going through like the fitness route okay yeah but it is just good looking people in really insane shape basically if you're like an influencer or some e-commerce guy or some crypto guy you move to bali because it's so cheap out there there's gyms everywhere you look in like a three kilometer radius there's like 200 gyms what three kilometers so

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