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The Girls Bathroom

X-RATED: He said I got chlamydia from GOD...

26 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What embarrassing text blunders do the hosts share?

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He went straight in for the kill and he had finished. I was so disappointed. No warm up, no rehearsal. I think he just knew if he started like stroking you when he was on the sofa, he was just going to come back on the sofa. Like, I think he was so, his balls were full of so much.

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He was on the verge of an explosion.

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He was just like, if she touches me now, I'm going to explode. And obviously this is what's happened. He was so scared. He should have gone to the toilet, had a walk, released himself. And relaxed.

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But he can't Sophia. This is our first time.

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He can't Sophia. He's never seen tits like it.

Chapter 2: How do the hosts handle relationship dilemmas?

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Do you know what I mean?

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What's up you guys?

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What is up? Welcome to the Girls Bathroom Podcast. Welcome to the show. Absolutely.

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How are we?

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How are we feeling today? We feeling good? Yeah, I'm feeling good. Blueberry sat with us today because the other sofa's not here. So she's had to... Yeah, she's back on the set. She's been choosing not to sit with us, which is kind of sad. Drinks are en route.

Chapter 3: What insights do the hosts offer about sexual chemistry?

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We're going to have no spillages today. We had a big spillage last week. Oh, we did. We're not going to have that today because every drop counts. I'm really excited for my beverages this morning. Me too.

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Blueberry.

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Blueberry's excited too. She's started the barking already. Crimson and rest. So welcome back everyone. It's happy Wednesday.

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It's X rated today.

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It's X rated and we are also playing a game today.

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Would you like to introduce the game?

Chapter 4: How does one navigate the challenges of a first sleepover?

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Chintz, we have done this a little bit on Patreon and I'm not going to like put us on edge slightly.

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It does, but I think it keeps us sharp.

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I think it keeps us sharp and I think it keeps us alert.

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It's almost like brain training. It's really good for us.

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Yeah.

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So why don't you explain the lore behind the game? We've played it on Patreon once. It went well. We both won. Did it go well, though? No, because I didn't catch you out and you didn't catch me out. I feel we didn't really play it. Well, we were nervous. But genuinely, you did it really well.

Chapter 5: What unusual medical issue is discussed in the episode?

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Likewise.

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As I did it really well.

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It didn't even... You did it so seamlessly. She's a true actress. So the game is... I got it from Basically Unfiltered because I enjoy that podcast. And we're each going to be given a secret word, okay? And the aim of the game is to say the secret word just during the podcast... nonchalant without the other party recognizing that that was the secret word. So let's say Sophia's word was umbrella.

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And she's like, umbrella, that was suspicious. I think that was your secret word. We've got to call each other out. Yes. And the problem we did it in Patreon was that we never actually called the other person out.

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But she did it so well. She was such a talent.

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Both people just snuck it in so easy that we didn't even notice.

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But,

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Today, we've got harder words. Are we ready to see our words?

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And also for the visual watchers, we're going to put the words on the screen. So you know what my word is and you know what Chintzy's word is. So you will know what to listen.

Chapter 6: How do the hosts advise on dealing with infidelity suspicions?

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Okay. Okay. Okay. Rosie, well, that is sabotage. I think mine is fine. I think mine is reasonable. She obviously thinks I'm the more intelligent one of the two of us.

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I'm just kidding. I don't know.

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whoa okay i would like to know i'm not sure like i need to think about this i would like to know in the patreon when we did i got mine in so quick before any dilemmas early early early and then i could just relax because i'm not gonna lie i was like it's a weight on the mind And like, I was so worried about my wood. I wasn't even thinking about your wood.

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I was like, let me just get my wood in and then I'll think about you. Look, it's all about practice. It's about confidence. If we're ever going to go on traitors one day, we need to be able to get practicing. Cannot wait to see Miranda on traitors. She's my winner. She's my icon, my legend, my everything.

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I love her.

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My truncated necklace. I feel like she's going to be like queen of the faithfuls, but I do would love to see her as a traitor. Absolutely. And I think comedians always get very far because people love them because they make them laugh. Please make her a traitor. I just want more Miranda screen time. That's all I want. We used to love Miranda, didn't we? She's my icon.

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I could sit and watch that now, actually.

Chapter 7: What are the implications of receiving a positive STD test result?

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Best TV show ever. I reposted something on TikTok not long ago, actually.

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I saw it last night.

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It really made me laugh. I reposted that ages ago. What? I literally saw it last night. I reposted that weeks ago. What?

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that was like two weeks ago like when we found out she was going on trade I swear should we dive in oh question of the week why have you always got your headphones plugged in it's really weird sorry it's because I had them in on my commute right and then I'm just like looks like you're ready to go any second I just like to well I don't lose my headphones if they're in yeah you know what I did last night made a big hole in my eyebrow can you see it filled in quite well no can't see it at all okay big hole she's an eyebrow picker what's it called not sure

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right you look fab doll don't worry about that let's dive into the question of the week shall we yes okay our question of the week

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is have you ever so yeah we're doing x-rated have you ever seen a pretty girl get ugly like this yeah have you ever sent a spicy text to the wrong person oh that is rough that is hell and that that's something that i wouldn't wish upon anybody that would shake me to michael and like i'm gonna start that is awful yeah i couldn't recover from that i'd have to disappear

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At least now you have the unsend option, but you can only unsend it if they've not seen it. But then people who are chronically on their phones, like you are seeing it instantly. I know, the notification's there.

Chapter 8: How do the hosts suggest improving communication in relationships?

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Like, oh my God. I once sent a whole video talking about my boyfriend fingering me to his best friend. But just like, how does that happen? Just quick fingers. Is it just like- Habit, habit, habit, habit, habit, habit.

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At least it was his best mate and not like- Is it like a Matt and a Matthew and you're typing in Matt and it's like, how are you- I sent a very spicy text meant for my boyfriend to my driving instructor.

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That is hell because I've got to see you next Thursday for my parallel park class. And I just don't want to have to do that.

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Well, you can't go ahead with that. Like, you can't go ahead with that. Maybe the reason I've not started driving is because I think it's going to be really uncomfortable having a driving instructor like that.

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No.

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And I've seen these stories of like the men being really weird with the girls. Well, get a lady. Yeah. It's great. Great chats.

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Really?

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Yeah. No, it's performance anxiety. No, they're a teacher. They're just a teacher teaching you how to drive. It's fun. Might get a bit of radio on.

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