COLD CUTS: Choccy Tourism
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The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
Yes, indeed. The Beastie Boys there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Monday evening. The time is 6.37. Let's give out some advice, fellas.
Be pretty, Nibs69 at gmail.com. Get in touch with the fellas.
Do get in touch if you need... With the fellas!
If you need advice on anything, 100% anonymous, and if it's read out on the show, you get a prize. Meet pattynips69 at gmail.com. This one comes in from anonymous, fellas. G'day, guys. I need advice. No names, please. So me and my partner watch Grand Designs every Sunday.
How do the hosts invite listeners to send anonymous advice requests?
Just like Keezy's partner, my partner has always had a soft spot for Tom, the main guy. I've never had an issue with it because, let's be real, he's a celeb. But Sunday just gone, it was different. She fell in love with the builder. We were watching it and the main builder kept popping up and she actually rewinded it to see his name. She said he was good looking. Didn't faze me too much until every time he popped up, she would be like, oh, he's doing such a good job. Or, oh, he must be a really kind businessman the way he's looking after that family. And then the builder said that he was going to beat the estimated timeline and that's what tipped her over the edge. Wow. Episodes finished and I thought that was that.
Little did I believe what I saw. She was actually searching him on Instagram later and that night in bed, let's just say his name is Ben, the builder. That was the builder's name. She then proceeded to show me one of his photos where he's absolutely shredded. She says, I think Grand Design should get this guy to host instead of Tom. So my conundrum is, do I forbid us ever from watching Grand Designs again? Do I divorce her or in Mogi's words, should I find Ben and smack him over? What? Please help with your advice. Cheers. Well, it's got nothing to do with being.
He hasn't done anything wrong, has he? No. Well, I mean, I guess, you know, there's an opportunity here to put the shoe on the other foot and see how she likes that. I can't quite imagine trawling through Instagram and finding a hottie and then showing my wife and then saying that she should be the star in every TV show that we watch.
And then, like, finding a photo of her in a bikini or something and going, look how shredded she is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally.
It seems... Yeah. Um... Seems a shame, but you've got to break up with her. You reckon brothers break up? He's saying divorce, so they're obviously married.
What relationship dilemma about a partner obsessing over a TV builder is presented?
Oh, they're married. Yeah, I mean, she's got one foot out the door anyway.
Yeah, I was going to say, it's only a matter of time before they become lovers, by the sounds of that. So, I mean, I'd call it early and preserve whatever dignity I've got left. Cut your losses. Yeah, totally. Just go, look, it's inevitable you're going to go with this guy, so. Or try to. Or try to. Either way, I'm not happy.
I'm on my way. Because it is one thing to have, like, a celebrity, you know, crush or whatever. Yeah. But if it's just, like, a guy who's a builder.
It's a hell of a relationship where you're sitting there watching a show, you see someone you like, you rewind it to get the name so that you can search it on Instagram. I mean, they've got a good relationship, these two. Yes. But it feels like a friendship.
Yeah. Yeah, it does. Okay, so obviously smacking Ben over it sounds like he'd probably beat you in a fight. Oh, he wouldn't smack.
Ben's done nothing wrong. It's not Ben's fault. No. That he's a stud. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's right. You know what I mean?
Okay, so divorce. It's old mate's fault here. What's his name? Anonymous. Yeah. That he's married a shocking bastard.
I will tell you what I do find annoying. Good looking dudes that are shredded that are nice guys.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–1:07
2
How do the hosts invite listeners to send anonymous advice requests?
1:07–2:49
3
What relationship dilemma about a partner obsessing over a TV builder is presented?
2:49–6:01
4
What advice do the hosts give about confronting a partner who admires someone else?
6:01–7:23
5
How do the hosts debate whether to divorce or preserve the relationship over a TV crush?
7:23–12:18
6
Why do the presenters reflect on creating memorable sports commentary moments?
12:18–12:35
7
Which historic New Zealand cricket moment do the hosts celebrate and why does it matter?
12:35–13:08